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Warning! Worm hole
#1827125
08/27/16 11:53 AM
08/27/16 11:53 AM
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Joined: Feb 2014
Posts: 3,795 Scottsboro Al
TravisBatey
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OP
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Posts: 3,795
Scottsboro Al
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Black hole, Bermuda type triangle, time travel tunnel or something between Gulf shores and my house. I got blamed from one end of the state to the other for losing the wifes "charging cube" that a usb cord plugs into. ( even tho I had two of my own I was using, one for iPad one for phone) . After an extensive , torn apart search of the MASSIVE 805sq ft one bedroom condo I suggested the obvious, " maybe it was left at home?" . Whoooaaa, wrong suggestion , or maybe we can buy another one at the Walmart across the street? Also wrong suggestion. Seeing as to how we had several chargers anyways we did manage to make it the rest of the vacation. Well earlier I'm piddlin around the house, tinkerin with a few things and as I walk through the kitchen something catches my eye. I though to myself, " it can't be, there is no possible way, impossible, unexplainable" low and behold there is what I'm pretty certain is the lost charger that I had to of lost by throwing into the garbage or the deepest darkest depths of the gulf. It must of gotten lost in some odd time warp somewhere. I showed it to the wife and she cut the eyes at me and quickly said that's not it. I smiled and went my own way. Now fellers, if this one is not it, then we have acquired someone else's lost cube charger through some other black hole for lost items. The important thing is, somehow all chargers and cubes are accounted for in the Batey house.
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Re: Warning! Worm hole
[Re: TravisBatey]
#1827128
08/27/16 11:57 AM
08/27/16 11:57 AM
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Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 819 USA
Hawk
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6 point
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Posts: 819
USA
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Re: Warning! Worm hole
[Re: TravisBatey]
#1827135
08/27/16 12:04 PM
08/27/16 12:04 PM
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Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 31,681 Slidell, La
perchjerker
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 31,681
Slidell, La
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Was she foaming at the mouth ? You better have her checked ! They are all the same ! Good Luck Travis hehe
Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!
If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!
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Re: Warning! Worm hole
[Re: Southwood7]
#1827150
08/27/16 12:14 PM
08/27/16 12:14 PM
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Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 7,073 TN
Reaper
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 7,073
TN
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Great post That worm hole has showed up at my house several times over the years. Mine too, but it's usually my stuff that gets sucked in to it.
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Re: Warning! Worm hole
[Re: TravisBatey]
#1827186
08/27/16 12:58 PM
08/27/16 12:58 PM
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Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 19,616 Pelham
Ben2
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Posts: 19,616
Pelham
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Re: Warning! Worm hole
[Re: Ben2]
#1827214
08/27/16 01:33 PM
08/27/16 01:33 PM
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Joined: Aug 2012
Posts: 4,317 Boaz,Al,Mexican Paradise
OcToBeRDrEaMiN67
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10 point
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Posts: 4,317
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I'm with ya one that one Reaper.Our wormhole is very selective.It only likes things that a male person would use.All of the female stuff is still here tucked away in every corner of the house.
Psalm 27:1 The Lord is my light and my salvation,whom shall I fear? The Lord is the strength of my life;of whom shall I be afraid?
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Re: Warning! Worm hole
[Re: TravisBatey]
#1827245
08/27/16 02:22 PM
08/27/16 02:22 PM
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Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 16,487 Guntersville
AC870
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Posts: 16,487
Guntersville
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Hit her in the mouth, Batey. She'll think twice she pops off next time.
Sorry. That was my Internet bad ass coming out. You just love that little darling. That's what I do when mine acts up. They all get out of tune every now and then.
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands: “The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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Re: Warning! Worm hole
[Re: TravisBatey]
#1827261
08/27/16 02:36 PM
08/27/16 02:36 PM
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Posts: 6,863 Tuscaloosa
Booger
Picker
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Posts: 6,863
Tuscaloosa
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Rules for surviving marriage:
#1 The wife is always right.
#2 Even if by some phenomenon she is wrong refer back to rule #1.
#3 Never, ever suggest that you could possibly be .000001% right.
Last edited by Booger; 08/27/16 02:36 PM.
Pick'n and a grin'n
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Re: Warning! Worm hole
[Re: TravisBatey]
#1827293
08/27/16 03:12 PM
08/27/16 03:12 PM
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Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 13,844 AL
hunterbuck
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 13,844
AL
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What...about a couple of months in?
Yeah...that's about the normal amount of time it takes them to go slam crazy after marrying them.
"You think I care? Roll Damn Tide"
Have you tried Google?
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Re: Warning! Worm hole
[Re: hunterbuck]
#1827306
08/27/16 03:24 PM
08/27/16 03:24 PM
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Joined: Feb 2014
Posts: 3,795 Scottsboro Al
TravisBatey
OP
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OP
10 point
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Posts: 3,795
Scottsboro Al
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What...about a couple of months in?
Yeah...that's about the normal amount of time it takes them to go slam crazy after marrying them. I'm a couple yrs in. I've know of the crazy. Jeremy in the newly newly wed. We have tried to warn him. Lol
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Re: Warning! Worm hole
[Re: TravisBatey]
#1827312
08/27/16 03:30 PM
08/27/16 03:30 PM
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Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 13,844 AL
hunterbuck
Booner
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Booner
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Posts: 13,844
AL
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What...about a couple of months in?
Yeah...that's about the normal amount of time it takes them to go slam crazy after marrying them. I'm a couple yrs in. I've know of the crazy. Jeremy in the newly newly wed. We have tried to warn him. Lol LOL...sorry pal. I get y'all mixed up. Yeah...he's got a rude awakening coming.
"You think I care? Roll Damn Tide"
Have you tried Google?
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Re: Warning! Worm hole
[Re: TravisBatey]
#1827390
08/27/16 04:14 PM
08/27/16 04:14 PM
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Posts: 39,377 Marshall County
FurFlyin
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Marshall County
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You youngun's don't know crap. Wait til menopause kicks in.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Re: Warning! Worm hole
[Re: TravisBatey]
#1827400
08/27/16 04:23 PM
08/27/16 04:23 PM
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Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 8,032 Huntsville
jono23
14 point
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14 point
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Posts: 8,032
Huntsville
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What...about a couple of months in?
Yeah...that's about the normal amount of time it takes them to go slam crazy after marrying them. I'm a couple yrs in. I've know of the crazy. Jeremy in the newly newly wed. We have tried to warn him. Lol Wait....you aren't the same person?!?
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Re: Warning! Worm hole
[Re: hunterbuck]
#1827443
08/27/16 04:47 PM
08/27/16 04:47 PM
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Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 10,405 Scottsboro, Al
jbatey1
Lucky Bastage
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Lucky Bastage
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Posts: 10,405
Scottsboro, Al
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What...about a couple of months in?
Yeah...that's about the normal amount of time it takes them to go slam crazy after marrying them. I'm a couple yrs in. I've know of the crazy. Jeremy in the newly newly wed. We have tried to warn him. Lol LOL...sorry pal. I get y'all mixed up. Yeah...he's got a rude awakening coming. Don't worry.. the awakening started about 15 minutes ago..........
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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