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Re: Misbehaving children. Spin off of Bens thread. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #1827397
08/27/16 04:20 PM
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I break out into a cold sweat to this day every time I see a plum tree. That was the favorite switch tree of my mom, dad, papa and nana.


"The grass withers, the flower fades, But the word of our God stands forever." Isaiah 40:8

"Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt.� Samuel Adams
Re: Misbehaving children. Spin off of Bens thread. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #1827458
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We were sitting up above a group of students last night and the boy that is my sons tennis doubles partner is a freshman as is my son. He must be trying real hard to get in good with the upper classmen. He had his face painted white and red and he had an air horn. He blew that dang air horn about 5 times in the 1st quarter for no reason. Our team didn't do anything air horn worthy. A little later he came up to talk to a teacher sitting in the row behind us. I told him if he blew that dang horn one more time I was going to stick it in his ear.

He didn't blow it again. laugh


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Re: Misbehaving children. Spin off of Bens thread. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #1827506
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On the very day my mom was buried, I went to the family house with my Stihl 039 and cut down the big willow tree in the yard that had produced so many switches that had brought so much blood.

It wasn't a weeping willow either.

Nobody said a damn word to me.



Re: Misbehaving children. Spin off of Bens thread. [Re: Beadlescomb] #1827600
08/27/16 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted By: Beadlescomb

Originally Posted By: Bait57
Very good. My wife gets on to me all the time for doing just that. I ain't gonna put up with it.


I got banned from my son's daycare for snatching a kid up one time. The little shucks bit me on the leg and locked down

When my daughter was real little, she came home 3 days in a row with teethmarks from another little girl at daycare. All three days, her mother pointed them out to the staff, and by the third day, warned them that "this" was not to happen again!
On the 4th day, when she went to pick our daughter up, and discovered teethmarks yet again, she had my daughter to point out the girl that bit her...then walked over and bit the snot out of the little girl herself. She turned around and told the staff, "If her mother has a problem, give her my number!" Never heard anything from her mother, and my daughter never came home with teethmarks again.


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Re: Misbehaving children. Spin off of Bens thread. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #1827604
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My step moms oldest daughter has a 4 year old daughter that is hell. Everytime my dad gets on to her his wife gets on to him. Which i think is wrong we went to eat one night with them and they were keeping then little girl while her parents had date night ir what ever and she was jumping in the booth and going all kinds of wild, i told told her to sit down and she didnt listen his wife is just sitting there ,asking her nicely in a sqieaky voice like shes playing, to sit down and she didnt then she tells her to sit dowm and she sits down. At this point I'm about to blow a gasket, it took 5 mins for her to sit down. We get our food and she starts it all over intold her to sit down very firmly, dads wife looks at me like i just slapped her momma. But the girl girl sit down for a little while then she started it again, my wife told me after we got in the car that i was extremyl red faces and had a vein bulged on my forhead, i just simply looked at dad and told him that he better do something about this because if he isnt im fixing to because I've had all i can handle. His wife looks at me and said her daughter might get mad if i get on to her(4year old). I simply said i dont give a shucks and if she and her husband lets her get away with this shucks then it sounds like I'll have to buy a new belt when i get done whipping everyones ass and if she didnt want lined up with them for letting her get by with this for as long as she has that night in the restaurant then i advise her to get ahold on it because I've have dogs that listen better then she does. She replied with well she's 4 i told her i didnt care if she was 16 if she acted this way she needs diclipine. And this is not a new thing its a very common for her to act like this and to scream and hollar at adults, tell them no, slam doors etc. If me or one of my brothers tried to pull a stunt like this when we were younger we would have been lucky neen lucky to have been warned once i guess dads getting soft in his old age. Me and dad talked about it a couple days later and he was telling me his wife gets mad at him for getting on to the 4 yr old, and her daughter and her husband doesnt like anyone getting on to her. I told him i could give him step by step instructions to fix the problem.

Step one: line all 4 of them up.
Step two: explain what the problem is.
Step three: find a privet hedge limb.
Step 4: start whipping ass.
Step 5: check for comprehension of step 2.
Step 6: repeat step 4 and step 5 till level of comprehension is desired.

Re: Misbehaving children. Spin off of Bens thread. [Re: deerfeeder89] #1827681
08/28/16 04:20 AM
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You've got my vote for worst written post on aldeer for 2016. I think i got the message, but dang..

Originally Posted By: deerfeeder89
My step moms oldest daughter has a 4 year old daughter that is hell. Everytime my dad gets on to her his wife gets on to him. Which i think is wrong we went to eat one night with them and they were keeping then little girl while her parents had date night ir what ever and she was jumping in the booth and going all kinds of wild, i told told her to sit down and she didnt listen his wife is just sitting there ,asking her nicely in a sqieaky voice like shes playing, to sit down and she didnt then she tells her to sit dowm and she sits down. At this point I'm about to blow a gasket, it took 5 mins for her to sit down. We get our food and she starts it all over intold her to sit down very firmly, dads wife looks at me like i just slapped her momma. But the girl girl sit down for a little while then she started it again, my wife told me after we got in the car that i was extremyl red faces and had a vein bulged on my forhead, i just simply looked at dad and told him that he better do something about this because if he isnt im fixing to because I've had all i can handle. His wife looks at me and said her daughter might get mad if i get on to her(4year old). I simply said i dont give a shucks and if she and her husband lets her get away with this shucks then it sounds like I'll have to buy a new belt when i get done whipping everyones ass and if she didnt want lined up with them for letting her get by with this for as long as she has that night in the restaurant then i advise her to get ahold on it because I've have dogs that listen better then she does. She replied with well she's 4 i told her i didnt care if she was 16 if she acted this way she needs diclipine. And this is not a new thing its a very common for her to act like this and to scream and hollar at adults, tell them no, slam doors etc. If me or one of my brothers tried to pull a stunt like this when we were younger we would have been lucky neen lucky to have been warned once i guess dads getting soft in his old age. Me and dad talked about it a couple days later and he was telling me his wife gets mad at him for getting on to the 4 yr old, and her daughter and her husband doesnt like anyone getting on to her. I told him i could give him step by step instructions to fix the problem.

Step one: line all 4 of them up.
Step two: explain what the problem is.
Step three: find a privet hedge limb.
Step 4: start whipping ass.
Step 5: check for comprehension of step 2.
Step 6: repeat step 4 and step 5 till level of comprehension is desired.


Character is not developed in moments of temptation and trial. That is when it is intended to be used.
Re: Misbehaving children. Spin off of Bens thread. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #1827760
08/28/16 05:59 AM
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I second the motion

Re: Misbehaving children. Spin off of Bens thread. [Re: Bigbamaboy] #1827792
08/28/16 06:45 AM
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Kids are one thing but obnoxious teens dumped off by their parents are worse. Last night we went to the park playground which has just been redone well here comes two loads of 13-14 year olds parents dump them out about 7-8 of them. My girls are 4-7 and this playground is geared toward <10 year olds. Well two of the teen boys begin swearing and cursing and before I could do anything my wife is on them. She was very clear watch your mouth and behave, leave, or meet the cops choice is yours this is a public park for children and you will conduct your self accordingly.

They straightened up and finally went to the pavilion up the hill. I swear some people need beat for the way they raise their children right along with the children them selves to set things in order. Standing rule around my place was if you got in trouble by someone else when you got home/patents found out you got it twice as bad.


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Re: Misbehaving children. Spin off of Bens thread. [Re: 257wbymag] #1827831
08/28/16 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted By: 257wbymag
I bet his mom and dad are brother and sister. Like O Doyle on happy Gilmore.


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