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Ah, There's Nothing Like a Man and His Python ... #1746723
05/26/16 07:27 AM
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Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

GAAAAAAAAAAA!


BANGKOK — A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 10-foot python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet.


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Re: Ah, There's Nothing Like a Man and His Python ... [Re: Clem] #1746726
05/26/16 07:32 AM
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"The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild, according to an emergency responder cited by the newspaper Thai Rath."

Oh, heck no!


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Re: Ah, There's Nothing Like a Man and His Python ... [Re: Clem] #1746734
05/26/16 07:42 AM
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They are evil I say evil

Re: Ah, There's Nothing Like a Man and His Python ... [Re: Clem] #1746758
05/26/16 08:19 AM
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Lawrence Co. AL
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Thought I was having a bad day good grief


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Re: Ah, There's Nothing Like a Man and His Python ... [Re: Clem] #1746760
05/26/16 08:21 AM
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Andalusia, Al. Covington Co.
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Okay...I didn't even like reading about that.

...and I don't mind snakes like most people do...


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Re: Ah, There's Nothing Like a Man and His Python ... [Re: Clem] #1747218
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Perhaps he needed a machete! shocked

Re: Ah, There's Nothing Like a Man and His Python ... [Re: Clem] #1747291
05/27/16 03:08 AM
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That snake looked dead.

Re: Ah, There's Nothing Like a Man and His Python ... [Re: MarksOutdoors] #1747509
05/27/16 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted By: MarksOutdoors
"The snake was taken away to be released back into the wild, according to an emergency responder cited by the newspaper Thai Rath."

Oh, heck no!


That is the part I don't understand at all.


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Re: Ah, There's Nothing Like a Man and His Python ... [Re: Clem] #1747637
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Lyin sob will be claiming it was hard to tell one from the other in a week or two.................

Re: Ah, There's Nothing Like a Man and His Python ... [Re: Clem] #1747640
05/27/16 11:50 AM
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I knew somebody was going to post this. It's hard to pass this one up.


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Re: Ah, There's Nothing Like a Man and His Python ... [Re: Clem] #1747649
05/27/16 12:12 PM
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Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen
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Sonofa shocked


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Everyone. All of them...

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Re: Ah, There's Nothing Like a Man and His Python ... [Re: Clem] #1747912
05/27/16 04:50 PM
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After a snake attacks the family jewels while a man has finally found a peaceful moment to look at the ThaiDeer forum, the snake does not live to be released.


Pick'n and a grin'n

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