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Sports Moms in the South (sorta NSFW) #1725843
04/27/16 04:29 AM
04/27/16 04:29 AM
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Just a bit of language...not a bunch...

My youngest has played travel softball since she was basically 8, shes 19 and playing in college now.
This video, applies to both softball and baseball Moms (done by a dude) is exactly how Southern Moms sound at the ballfields
Southern Mommas smile

Last edited by SFC3; 04/27/16 04:30 AM.

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Re: Sports Moms in the South (sorta NSFW) [Re: SFC3] #1725855
04/27/16 04:41 AM
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That was cringe-worthy, because it was so accurate.

I dread the day my kids start playing sports, just because of the other parents. we'll have to be the parents sitting way down the fence away from everyone else or I'll lose my mind.


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Re: Sports Moms in the South (sorta NSFW) [Re: SFC3] #1725859
04/27/16 04:48 AM
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Dont worry, I sat in the OF's myself...
Few years ago, a softball mom from another team asked our teams coaches wife if there was something wrong 'as in mentally with me because I never sat in the stands...LOL...I later told her YES wink

BEST advice I can give is to NOT be to hard or to easy on your kid...They are not perfect, and they don't try to screw up...long story but...and I'm a recovering bad Dad...(not the worst BTW)
Ive seen kids who whiff at a pitch or make an error, and first thing the kid does is find their Dad in the stands and wince because Dad is gonna go ballistic...
As far as being to easy...kids gotta learn, life is not fair...although we call them special names, they are not necessarily 'special'...Let them learn some life aint fair lessons...


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Re: Sports Moms in the South (sorta NSFW) [Re: SFC3] #1725868
04/27/16 04:55 AM
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Oxford, AL. USA
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Darren is from around here. I don't know him that well but I have some friends that do and they say he's like that all the time.


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Re: Sports Moms in the South (sorta NSFW) [Re: Big Game Hunter] #1725872
04/27/16 05:01 AM
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Re: Sports Moms in the South (sorta NSFW) [Re: SFC3] #1725882
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100% spot on!!!!



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Re: Sports Moms in the South (sorta NSFW) [Re: GomerPyle] #1725886
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Originally Posted By: GomerPyle
That was cringe-worthy, because it was so accurate.



It's so spot on it is almost scary.


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Re: Sports Moms in the South (sorta NSFW) [Re: SFC3] #1725896
04/27/16 05:24 AM
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My 17yr old daughter and I just watched that and cried laughing because its soo true. Ive seen about everyone of those at a ballfield. 100% spot on!


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Re: Sports Moms in the South (sorta NSFW) [Re: SFC3] #1725897
04/27/16 05:27 AM
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"that bee bought cut my head off" lol

I like the "meeting ex's new girlfriend" too


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Re: Sports Moms in the South (sorta NSFW) [Re: GomerPyle] #1725909
04/27/16 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted By: GomerPyle
That was cringe-worthy, because it was so accurate.

I dread the day my kids start playing sports, just because of the other parents. we'll have to be the parents sitting way down the fence away from everyone else or I'll lose my mind.

I'll be honest with you, I was EXACTLY the same way. I was adamant that my daughters would never play park sports simply because of the "park parents". As seems to happen when you're the only male in the house, I got out voted last year and my then 10yo daughter wanted to play softball. I went kicking and screaming but after a few weeks I absolutely fell in love with it. And one of my favorite things about it is the people. Granted, this Spring is only our 2nd year to play (played Fall ball, as well), but I haven't run into too many of the "park parents" at all. I'm sure that the more time we spend the more exposure I'll have to some of them but we've made a lot of good friends through the ball park.


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Re: Sports Moms in the South (sorta NSFW) [Re: SFC3] #1725911
04/27/16 05:35 AM
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scary accurate


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Re: Sports Moms in the South (sorta NSFW) [Re: SFC3] #1725943
04/27/16 06:24 AM
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Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that most of his material is imitating women?

Re: Sports Moms in the South (sorta NSFW) [Re: SFC3] #1725969
04/27/16 07:20 AM
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I've been told he plays for the other team.

Not sure though.


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Re: Sports Moms in the South (sorta NSFW) [Re: SFC3] #1726045
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Here's one I hear often run,run,run,run fast. Like how else is he going to run.

Re: Sports Moms in the South (sorta NSFW) [Re: SFC3] #1726058
04/27/16 09:21 AM
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Being an umpire who calls girl softball, this was soooo true. Multiply by 3 and you have the dad's video. I always tell the parents it's about the kids not them. Video was quite accurate.... cool

Last edited by BamaGrad85; 04/27/16 09:22 AM.

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Re: Sports Moms in the South (sorta NSFW) [Re: BamaGrad85] #1726109
04/27/16 10:36 AM
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rofl Cause it's true...LOL


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Re: Sports Moms in the South (sorta NSFW) [Re: top cat] #1726123
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Been there done that and still goes on at the college level. My daughter is a Sophomore this year in college and the parents are just as crazy if not even more.

Like SFC3 said. I sit in the OF at her home games to keep away from all that. The only thing I will ever get on my daughter about is if she watches 3rd strike unless it was a bogus call by the ump. But never during the game or in front of her team. And it is a conversation and no yelling..

Anyhow, enjoy it while you can...I only have 2 more seasons left to watch her. Be your child's BIGGEST FAN and not "that" Mom or Dad...

Re: Sports Moms in the South (sorta NSFW) [Re: SFC3] #1726128
04/27/16 10:58 AM
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Scary accurate

I didn't pay 84 dollars for u to catch butterflies and pick flowers .... hahahaha

My dad helped "coach" my little league team and there was a kid throwing his glove up in the air and catching it and dad hollered out if u ain't gunna pay attention, just bring ur butt over here and sit on the bench next to me. Immediately after saying that he turned around to cuss and mumble under his breath , when he turned back around the kid was walking into the dug out. He then had to explain he didnt actually mean for him to come over there.


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Re: Sports Moms in the South (sorta NSFW) [Re: SFC3] #1726130
04/27/16 11:04 AM
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I thought that dude looked familiar. I think he's about my age.. the girls I ran around with back in the day knew him.

That was pretty accurate though. Especially for Oxford and J'ville. I'd bet White Plains is going that way too since most of those folks are migrating out there.


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