Bob Boykin is one of the funniest guys you will ever meet. He writes, "Stolen from Bob Boykin" on all the stuff that his kids and grandkids are notorious for borrowing and not returning. He says it may not get his stuff back but it will prick their conscience every time they open the lid on a cooler, tackle box, etc.

My wife doesn't move my stuff. She will leaving it laying where ever I put it down. Now, my mother in law comes over and decides to "pick up" if other people are there. We found our dryer full of stuff she moved off the bar in the kitchen because it was sitting out. I have found stuff all over the place when she has been here. My wife finally told her we didn't need her help cleaning our house.

We lost my son's Kindle one time for a year and a half. I put it "up" and forgot where it was.
The boy had gotten in trouble and we grounded him form all electronics for a week. I found it in the back of my sock drawer and forgot about it.
When I found it, I remembered exactly when and why I put it "up".

I don't even look for stuff anymore. I know it's not going to be where I left it so I ask my wife where everything is. She always says "if you would put it where it belongs you would have to look for it...." I tell her "if you would leave my stuff alone I wouldn't have to look for it!!!"