It seems that my rangefinder got moved from its normal spot ,where i always keep it, and put "up" where ever the phuck that is. Ive got a bunch of. Chit that got put "up" over the years and never found. This is the final straw if it isnt found by the time i get home from work tomorrow.

Hell, take it easy on her. Women ain't easy to come by when you look like you do.

Id rather jerk off and my chit be where i leave it

I left my old case skinning knife on the sink one night to dry after i washed it it got put up never to be seen again

I chuckle because I thought my new wife was the worst but I learned "UP" is whatever is closest to where it last was. I have learned to find things in places that make absolutely no sense to me but are perfectly logical to their species.

Sounds like mine,the next house we buy,I'm gonna make sure,there's a room right next to the front door,that way as soon as her and my 9yr old step daughter walk in ,they can throw all their chit in it, (purse,keys,phone,bookbag,shoes...etc.....)that way when they can't find their stuff the next morning,they can go look in the room!!

OMG.......I thought I was alone in this struggle!

It pisses me beyond words!!!!

This seems to be a common problem with all women my wife does the same thing.

Mine doesn't touch my "camo and ammo". If she needs it moved she'll tell me to move it. If it gets lost it's on me.

Seems simple enough. Does it actually work? Mine used to say You need to move this! and hold it up to show it to me as she was moving it to the garage.

It works. If I weren't at home and she needed to move something , she would move it to an obvious place and tell me when I came through the door. Seriously.

Mine does the same thing.


The worst one was when she lost 6 large strings of turkey spurs. I don't get sentimental about a lot of posessions but I flew off the handle over that. It's taken me a lifetime to put those together and they were lost because she didn't want them hanging where I had them. I finally found them after she and I tore the house apart for two solid days. She had stuck them in a piece of furniture she keeps bed sheets in. I don't believe I have ever been so mad in my life.

Mine can't put the top back on toothepaste, sugar,bottles cola, deodorant etc.. She doesn't loose my stuff often but I have to find her things daily.

I don't have that problem. The only problem I have is that if I leave one of my knifes out it gets put in dishwasher. Ruins knifes

Second this. My wife does the same thing. Problem is she sits the lid back in top of stuff so it looks like the kid is secure. Stiff gets spilled pretty regular. Don't understand it. I told her just throw the lid away and don't worry about it.

The next time she does laundry hide her underwear .

This!
My wife don't mess with my stuff either. She just bitches til I move it

mine moves my stuff all the time, even tho I get madder than hell when I can't find something she moves. She either does it to piss me off or has a memory card that dosen't work at all.....

My takes my stuff out of the easy to get to "junk" drawer in the kitchen and I'm pretty sure buries it all in a mayo jar in the back yard

I have found missing stuff in the micro wave!!!!!!!!!!! Figger that one....

At my previous residence, the wife had the all of the house to do with as she pleases, except for my man cave. I called it "The Museum". She could look, but don't touch.

Put some of her favorite shoes "Up" for her. She'll get the picture.

Mine puts stuff "UP" too. Even shat that ain't "OUT".

I'll never understand and she don't understand why it pissed me off.


Illusion

This is where a basement comes in handy. Mine doesn't even venture in my "shop" which is a glorified crawl space with slab.

She doesnt wear any

I could have asked mine where my range finder is and her natural response is "what range finder?" My response is:

Sounds like the scene from Pulp Fiction with Bruce Willis and the watch.

Simple solution guys.


Simply pick up here purse shoes and other items and put them somewhere that makes no sense. When she starts looking for her stuff, she will probably find yours first. Once she returns your stuff you can retrieve hers and give it back to her.

Was It this website where the guy had a theead about hiding his wife's shoes everytime he found them laying out? It seems like he had been doing it for a month or two, and she hadn't even noticed that he had hid 15 or so pairs.

Probably josh101 his wife has more shoes than five women could wear in their life's.

OK I haver a simple solution to the problem- put your own damn stuff up. I learned as a kid that if I left stuff out, I was going to lose it to mostly brothers and sister, their friends who came over or random strangers off the street.
If I lose it it is my fault and then I have to punish my self by buying s new thing a magiggy. Its not often that I lose expensive things, but pocket knives, hammers and screw drivers are top of the list.
I also learned not to leave stuff in pants pockets thinking you will put those pants back on, No, if its worn once it is liable to go in the washing machine, which is hard on things like pocket watches and bill folds.
My dad used to say that you should move every 5 years of so just so you can find stuff you put up.
He also had a sign on the tool room,"If you use anything in this room, put it the hell back where you found it." Not that that worked but it made him feel better.
I love my wife and after 44 years we have worked out most of the kinks so life runs fairly smoothly. One key is to not let little things derail the whole show. And if something is over a year old don't bring it back up. And always kiss her good night every night you are beside her.

I'm telling on you.

Yeah it really is minus the rape

I'll take my wife's makeup and put it in places that she'll find it but the places make no sense whatsoever. All I hear is "babe why is my lip stick in the silverware drawer"? And I'm like "oh it was sitting out and I put it up"!!
Haven't had anything of mine come up missing in years!!!

That alone makes it hard to stay mad at her.

I'm calling BS.

Did she get what was coming to her?

Just means she has to wash her pants twice

Oh yeah it got rough last night

My three kids must assume the statute of limitations expires around age 25. They have confessed to a string of petty thefts involving my tools, knives, camo, you name it. Payback has been fun. Seems like every time I help one of them move, I find more of my stuff. So I steal it back without saying a word. They are too afraid to ask about it because it would require confessing to taking it in the first place.

Bob Boykin is one of the funniest guys you will ever meet. He writes, "Stolen from Bob Boykin" on all the stuff that his kids and grandkids are notorious for borrowing and not returning. He says it may not get his stuff back but it will prick their conscience every time they open the lid on a cooler, tackle box, etc.

My wife doesn't move my stuff. She will leaving it laying where ever I put it down. Now, my mother in law comes over and decides to "pick up" if other people are there. We found our dryer full of stuff she moved off the bar in the kitchen because it was sitting out. I have found stuff all over the place when she has been here. My wife finally told her we didn't need her help cleaning our house.

We lost my son's Kindle one time for a year and a half. I put it "up" and forgot where it was.
The boy had gotten in trouble and we grounded him form all electronics for a week. I found it in the back of my sock drawer and forgot about it.
When I found it, I remembered exactly when and why I put it "up".

I don't even look for stuff anymore. I know it's not going to be where I left it so I ask my wife where everything is. She always says "if you would put it where it belongs you would have to look for it...." I tell her "if you would leave my stuff alone I wouldn't have to look for it!!!"