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Monday funny... #1384169
07/06/15 02:58 AM
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A little boy walks in to the livingroom one Sunday morning while his dad is reading the paper.

“Where does poo come from?” he asks.

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old son is already asking difficult questions, thinks for a moment and says, “Well you know how we just ate breakfast?”


“Yes,” answers the boy.

“Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our butt when we go to the bathroom, and that is poo.”

The little boy looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks, “And tigger?”


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Re: Monday funny... [Re: Wiley Coyote] #1384170
07/06/15 02:59 AM
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Re: Monday funny... [Re: Wiley Coyote] #1384171
07/06/15 03:01 AM
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Re: Monday funny... [Re: Wiley Coyote] #1384213
07/06/15 04:19 AM
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Re: Monday funny... [Re: Shaw] #1384216
07/06/15 04:20 AM
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Re: Monday funny... [Re: Wiley Coyote] #1384316
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Re: Monday funny... [Re: Wiley Coyote] #1384342
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Re: Monday funny... [Re: Farmer64] #1384409
07/06/15 10:10 AM
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Re: Monday funny... [Re: Bowfool] #1384632
07/06/15 02:40 PM
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That hit me perfect.I just blew cornbread out my nostrils rofl


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Re: Monday funny... [Re: Wiley Coyote] #1384647
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Re: Monday funny... [Re: James] #1384650
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