I think he mumbled thanks. I couldn't really hear him.

Let's all go kick in his door and stomp him to death!!!!

He would probably enjoy a Buckmaster membership....

I was thinking the same thing.

Yep! He gave it back because you busted him. No other reason.

It had to be highly embarrassing for a grown man to have walk back a $3 bottle of lighter fluid and hand it back face to face. That may be revenge enough for you, and I doubt he tries something like that again. I guess that's assuming he is capable of being shamed. Regardless, you avoided an ugly incident while also making your point. He knows you know the story.

You could go two ways, pee in the next bottle you put out there or put something more flammable like gas that will scare the crap out of him.

You did right. I would have put out a bottle of diesel. Then you have the same properties of lighter but the meat not gonna taste that well .

Should have wrote on the bottom of the bottle with a sharpie...

"Hey Bud, guess you didn't see the camera..."

Next time you see him, tell him you caught hell trying to get the cross lit at the 4th of july rally.

That's rich right there.

That's what I was going for. And didn't have to play all my cards.