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Pit Bull testicles anyone?
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05/28/15 06:15 AM
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http://www.moron.com/biting-off-pit-bulls-testicles/Witnesses told police this week that they pleaded with Boone county resident, Audrey Ranch, 62, to stop hurting her son’s pit bull, but she refused.  “Eventually she bit Pedro’s acorns clean off right there in the front yard,” a witness said. “Pedro hightailed it screeching like a wild Indian and when I tried to subdue Audrey, she knocked me out with an old tricycle.” Realizing the police had been called and knowing she had time to hide (it is a 45 minute drive to her house), Mrs. Ranch cut off a length of garden hose, dug a hole and had her son help bury her. She used the garden hose as a breathing apparatus. Officers from the Boone County Sheriff’s Office arrived, unburied Ranch and arrested her without incident. Ranch explained her actions to police: “My son ate all the meat and I had warned him if he ate all the meat, I’d eat his dog.” The dog underwent emergency surgery and is expected to make a full recovery. Ranch is facing charges of aggravated animal cruelty.
Last edited by PaschalBD; 05/28/15 07:43 AM.
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
[Re: Beer Belly]
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05/28/15 07:12 AM
05/28/15 07:12 AM
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Clanton
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That may be the strangest story that I read today.
I think you mean all year.
Would walk over a naked woman to get to a gobblin turkey!
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
[Re: BhamFred]
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05/28/15 07:28 AM
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Near the Trussell
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I don't think any post, past or future, Aldeer will ever top this one. The mug shot is one of the dangest I have ever seen. But then to read where she buried herself and used a garden hose for breathing tube topped it off. And oh yeah, she bit off a dogs testicles.
If your decoy doesnt have holes in it, your not letting him get close enough... J.H.
"Life lessons are almost never found where you think they should be, sometimes they're in the middle of a small, muddy creek in the woods with steep banks"... DeadorAlive
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
[Re: PaschalBD]
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05/28/15 07:52 AM
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Completely foregoing the logic, reasoning, or rationale behind the ultimatum of "if you eat all of the meat I am going to eat your dog":
Why in the hell did she just decide to start with his nuts?
I know it is impossible, but what if we had a transcript of the thought process that she had to have had to arrive at that decision.....?
"Yes. I have it. I'm gonna bite his nuts off"
Unbelievable
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
[Re: PaschalBD]
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05/28/15 07:57 AM
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Oh, and that is a straight up "get the eff out of here you meddling little brats or I am GONNA BITE YOUR ACORNS OFF!!!!" mugshot
Carrying a gun isn't comfortable; but at times it is comforting
"Cause the cause for the pause you think you see is really concentration on the steel†NonPoint
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
[Re: PaschalBD]
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05/28/15 07:57 AM
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Some feller got to procreate with that...
Middle aged, middle income, conservative, Southern, white male.
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
[Re: Andrew Morton]
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05/28/15 08:05 AM
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Some feller got to procreate with that... I'll bet she was driving and he was cryin'.
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
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05/28/15 08:15 AM
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I'd eat Pit Bull balls raw vs waking up next to that in the morning. DAMN!
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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05/28/15 08:18 AM
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I'd eat Pit Bull balls raw vs waking up next to that in the morning. DAMN! She is eat up. From the stories she looks around Larry's Speed 
I love the rut. The woods are like a bunch of roided up meatheads fighting over a girl.
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
[Re: buck_buster]
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05/28/15 08:22 AM
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You can't make this stuff up folks.
"Son...I'm gonna slap you upside the head with my flip-flop" was an unreported comment made the woman.
Last edited by PaschalBD; 05/29/15 03:45 AM.
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
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05/28/15 08:41 AM
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I repaired your mistake old man. Well played sir!
I love the rut. The woods are like a bunch of roided up meatheads fighting over a girl.
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
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05/28/15 08:55 AM
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Bet she's kin to the lady that stabbed her ol' man with a squirrel. Boone County.....  Most of ya'll haven't been on here long enough to remember Boone. His story about the pet spider monkey is a classic.
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
[Re: turkey247]
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05/28/15 09:08 AM
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I was hooked until the part about digging a hole to hide in. I've been to West Virginia and seen enough rocks to know it would take a lot longer than 45 minutes to dig a hole big enough for that women.
Unless they had some dynamite in the garage - which I guess is entirely possible with these folks. No one said that the hole wasn't "predug". I just assumed that a family with a grandma that would bite the nuts off a dog would have predug graves somewhere on their property.
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
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05/28/15 09:25 AM
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I repaired your mistake old man. you took that hook, line , and sinker......
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
[Re: PaschalBD]
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05/28/15 10:31 AM
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There's no way that's a credible story.
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! - Patrick Henry
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
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05/28/15 11:33 AM
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I heard this on the radio. The poor guys talking about it couldn't get barley out there mouths with out busting up. Can't imagine how the dog didn't tear her a new arse.
Chad
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
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05/28/15 11:46 AM
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There's no way that's a credible story. I dunno I've seen it on several sites lol..
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Everyone. All of them...
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
[Re: turkey247]
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05/28/15 12:11 PM
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I was hooked until the part about digging a hole to hide in. I've been to West Virginia and seen enough rocks to know it would take a lot longer than 45 minutes to dig a hole big enough for that women.
Unless they had some dynamite in the garage - which I guess is entirely possible with these folks. Coulda been the outhouse!
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