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Pit Bull testicles anyone?
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05/28/15 06:15 AM
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http://www.moron.com/biting-off-pit-bulls-testicles/Witnesses told police this week that they pleaded with Boone county resident, Audrey Ranch, 62, to stop hurting her son’s pit bull, but she refused.  “Eventually she bit Pedro’s acorns clean off right there in the front yard,” a witness said. “Pedro hightailed it screeching like a wild Indian and when I tried to subdue Audrey, she knocked me out with an old tricycle.” Realizing the police had been called and knowing she had time to hide (it is a 45 minute drive to her house), Mrs. Ranch cut off a length of garden hose, dug a hole and had her son help bury her. She used the garden hose as a breathing apparatus. Officers from the Boone County Sheriff’s Office arrived, unburied Ranch and arrested her without incident. Ranch explained her actions to police: “My son ate all the meat and I had warned him if he ate all the meat, I’d eat his dog.” The dog underwent emergency surgery and is expected to make a full recovery. Ranch is facing charges of aggravated animal cruelty.
Last edited by PaschalBD; 05/28/15 07:43 AM.
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
[Re: Beer Belly]
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05/28/15 07:12 AM
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That may be the strangest story that I read today.
I think you mean all year.
Would walk over a naked woman to get to a gobblin turkey!
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
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05/28/15 07:28 AM
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I don't think any post, past or future, Aldeer will ever top this one. The mug shot is one of the dangest I have ever seen. But then to read where she buried herself and used a garden hose for breathing tube topped it off. And oh yeah, she bit off a dogs testicles.
If your decoy doesnt have holes in it, your not letting him get close enough... J.H.
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
[Re: PaschalBD]
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05/28/15 07:52 AM
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Completely foregoing the logic, reasoning, or rationale behind the ultimatum of "if you eat all of the meat I am going to eat your dog":
Why in the hell did she just decide to start with his nuts?
I know it is impossible, but what if we had a transcript of the thought process that she had to have had to arrive at that decision.....?
"Yes. I have it. I'm gonna bite his nuts off"
Unbelievable
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
[Re: PaschalBD]
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05/28/15 07:57 AM
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Oh, and that is a straight up "get the eff out of here you meddling little brats or I am GONNA BITE YOUR ACORNS OFF!!!!" mugshot
Carrying a gun isn't comfortable; but at times it is comforting
"Cause the cause for the pause you think you see is really concentration on the steelā€¯ NonPoint
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Re: Pit Bull testicles anyone?
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05/28/15 07:57 AM
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Some feller got to procreate with that...
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