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Dang ninja lizard! #1357636
05/27/15 10:41 AM
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So I was up in Walker County today looking at alleged blasting damage to a house around a mine. Was peeking into a brick veneer cavity trying to see if I could see any brick ties. So my face was really close to the brick. And yes, one would think that you shouldn't be able to actual find a sport to look into the air space of brick veneer....but sometimes you can grin

Out of nowhere and totally unexpected a dang ninja lizard pokes his head out right in front of my nose....lizards often look like snakes for a split second. I jumped back and then tripped on not so neatly coiled garden hose. I actual fell to the ground about 15 feet from the house, with the stumbling-tryingdesparately-nottofall dance.

Hate a dang ninja lizard!


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Re: Dang ninja lizard! [Re: straycat] #1357639
05/27/15 10:45 AM
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Need video rofl


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Re: Dang ninja lizard! [Re: straycat] #1357640
05/27/15 10:45 AM
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Re: Dang ninja lizard! [Re: straycat] #1357671
05/27/15 11:48 AM
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Witnesses?

Re: Dang ninja lizard! [Re: straycat] #1357681
05/27/15 12:05 PM
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yeah.5 or 6 witnesses. Think they are still laughing.


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"Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt.� Samuel Adams
Re: Dang ninja lizard! [Re: straycat] #1357683
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You deserve a coke float after that kind of day. laugh


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Re: Dang ninja lizard! [Re: straycat] #1357748
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I sure wish there was video of this encounter. grin

Re: Dang ninja lizard! [Re: straycat] #1357778
05/27/15 02:32 PM
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I had an encounter with a Ninja Cat yesterday.
I unlocked the shop and as I was entering the breakroom, a big gray cat took a giant Ninja Leap off of the counter past me to escape out the door.
After my heart rate dropped below 160 bpm, I noticed cat hair all over the tables, on the counters, stove, sink, and floor. mad I absolutely hate cats to start with, but this evil feline has a special dark corner of my heart reserved just for it.

Re: Dang ninja lizard! [Re: metalmuncher] #1357880
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Originally Posted By: metalmuncher
I had an encounter with a Ninja Cat yesterday.
I unlocked the shop and as I was entering the breakroom, a big gray cat took a giant Ninja Leap off of the counter past me to escape out the door.
After my heart rate dropped below 160 bpm, I noticed cat hair all over the tables, on the counters, stove, sink, and floor. mad I absolutely hate cats to start with, but this evil feline has a special dark corner of my heart reserved just for it.




Be glad that evil bastage didn't jump on you ! You can't sling a cat off of you !


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Re: Dang ninja lizard! [Re: Sharpshooter69] #1357883
05/27/15 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted By: Sharpshooter69
Originally Posted By: metalmuncher
I had an encounter with a Ninja Cat yesterday.
I unlocked the shop and as I was entering the breakroom, a big gray cat took a giant Ninja Leap off of the counter past me to escape out the door.
After my heart rate dropped below 160 bpm, I noticed cat hair all over the tables, on the counters, stove, sink, and floor. mad I absolutely hate cats to start with, but this evil feline has a special dark corner of my heart reserved just for it.




Be glad that evil bastage didn't jump on you ! You can't sling a cat off of you !


LOL. That is for sure. If you manage to do it once, you'll never want to try it again.

Re: Dang ninja lizard! [Re: Tambo252] #1357919
05/27/15 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted By: Tambo252
I sure wish there was video of this encounter. grin


x2!


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Re: Dang ninja lizard! [Re: straycat] #1358002
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laugh


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