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The dog
#1155588
11/20/14 03:42 AM
11/20/14 03:42 AM
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Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 2,667
Central Alabama
QDMAV8R
OP
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 2,667
Central Alabama
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Bill Clinton was driving past the White House when he accidentally ran over the Obama’s new puppy, Sunny, crushing it flat as a fritter. He climbed out of his Rolls and sat down on the grass totally distraught. He knew Michele would go friggin' ballistic.
Then he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, brushed it off and immediately a Genie popped out. "You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the Genie "As a reward I shall grant you one wish."
"Well," said Bill, "I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dang dog."
They walk over to the splattered remains of Sunny. "Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?" Bill asked. The Genie looked at the remains and shook his head. "This poor critter is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Maybe there's something else you'd like?"
Bill thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. "I had an affair with this beautiful young girl called Monica," said Bill, showing the genie the first photo. "But I’m actually married to this pretty distressed looking woman called Hillary" and he showed the genie the second photo. "You see Hillary isn't good looking at all, so do you think you can make her look pretty like Monica?"
The Genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, "Dang it man, let's go have another look at that dog!"
"Never met a deer that I didn't like" - QDMAV8R
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Re: The dog
[Re: QDMAV8R]
#1155810
11/20/14 06:06 AM
11/20/14 06:06 AM
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Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 36,181
alabama
BhamFred
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 36,181
alabama
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her and that biatch from La could be bulldykesistertwins........
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Re: The dog
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#1193747
12/20/14 06:11 AM
12/20/14 06:11 AM
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Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 7,899
Huntsville AL
Rocket62
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 7,899
Huntsville AL
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Joke is funny but quite accurate too
I don't want to pass quietly into the night. I want to slide in sideways kickin and screamin
Life really is awesome ... Soak it up while you can ...
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