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The dog #1155588
11/20/14 03:42 AM
11/20/14 03:42 AM
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 2,667
Central Alabama
QDMAV8R Offline OP
10 point
QDMAV8R  Offline OP
10 point
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 2,667
Central Alabama
Bill Clinton was driving past the White House when he accidentally ran over the Obama’s new puppy, Sunny, crushing it flat as a fritter. He climbed out of his Rolls and sat down on the grass totally distraught. He knew Michele would go friggin' ballistic.

Then he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, brushed it off and immediately a Genie popped out. "You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the Genie "As a reward I shall grant you one wish."

"Well," said Bill, "I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dang dog."

They walk over to the splattered remains of Sunny. "Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?" Bill asked. The Genie looked at the remains and shook his head. "This poor critter is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Maybe there's something else you'd like?"

Bill thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. "I had an affair with this beautiful young girl called Monica," said Bill, showing the genie the first photo. "But I’m actually married to this pretty distressed looking woman called Hillary" and he showed the genie the second photo. "You see Hillary isn't good looking at all, so do you think you can make her look pretty like Monica?"

The Genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, "Dang it man, let's go have another look at that dog!"


"Never met a deer that I didn't like" - QDMAV8R
Re: The dog [Re: QDMAV8R] #1155590
11/20/14 03:45 AM
11/20/14 03:45 AM
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 10,955
Somerville
CAM Offline
Booner
CAM  Offline
Booner
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 10,955
Somerville
rofl


"Don't let a dead deer kill ya"
Re: The dog [Re: QDMAV8R] #1155599
11/20/14 03:53 AM
11/20/14 03:53 AM
Joined: May 2011
Posts: 20,017
PDL, Fl
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timbercruiser Offline
Freak of Nature
timbercruiser  Offline
Freak of Nature
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Joined: May 2011
Posts: 20,017
PDL, Fl
rofl rofl rofl

Re: The dog [Re: QDMAV8R] #1155610
11/20/14 03:58 AM
11/20/14 03:58 AM
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 28,955
Fosters, Alabama, USA
Shaw Offline
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Shaw  Offline
Administrator
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Posts: 28,955
Fosters, Alabama, USA
lol


"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call

ShawBuilt Custom Bowstrings
Re: The dog [Re: timbercruiser] #1155612
11/20/14 03:59 AM
11/20/14 03:59 AM
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 646
Tuscaloosa, AL
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699 Offline
4 point
699  Offline
4 point
6
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 646
Tuscaloosa, AL
slap rofl

Re: The dog [Re: QDMAV8R] #1155614
11/20/14 04:00 AM
11/20/14 04:00 AM
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 14,582
Clanton
Turkey_neck Offline
Booner
Turkey_neck  Offline
Booner
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 14,582
Clanton
rofl


Would walk over a naked woman to get to a gobblin turkey!
Re: The dog [Re: QDMAV8R] #1155621
11/20/14 04:03 AM
11/20/14 04:03 AM
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 16,156
Alabaster
Bowhunter84 Offline
Old Mossy Horns
Bowhunter84  Offline
Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 16,156
Alabaster
rofl


"Just remember a gobbler has to win every time, you only have to win once"
BC
Re: The dog [Re: QDMAV8R] #1155632
11/20/14 04:09 AM
11/20/14 04:09 AM
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 28,955
Fosters, Alabama, USA
Shaw Offline
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Shaw  Offline
Administrator
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 28,955
Fosters, Alabama, USA
Brent's had worse..... grin



"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call

ShawBuilt Custom Bowstrings
Re: The dog [Re: QDMAV8R] #1155650
11/20/14 04:20 AM
11/20/14 04:20 AM
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 14,831
If you only knew.....
Tru-Talker Offline
Booner
Tru-Talker  Offline
Booner
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 14,831
If you only knew.....
rofl


Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves...

Confucius
Re: The dog [Re: Bowhunter84] #1155652
11/20/14 04:20 AM
11/20/14 04:20 AM
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 13,401
Mobile Alabama
TChunter Offline
Booner
TChunter  Offline
Booner
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 13,401
Mobile Alabama
rofl


On the Eighth day God created flounder.
Re: The dog [Re: QDMAV8R] #1155695
11/20/14 04:48 AM
11/20/14 04:48 AM
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 1,316
Cherokee Co. Al.
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bgarrett Offline
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8 point
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Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 1,316
Cherokee Co. Al.
thumbup


It's not a Passion, it's an Obsession. That's what I tell my wife, but she promptly informs it's a disease to which is incurable.
Re: The dog [Re: QDMAV8R] #1155701
11/20/14 04:52 AM
11/20/14 04:52 AM
Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 761
Birmingham
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Huntress
wde05  Offline
Huntress
Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 761
Birmingham
rofl


Stay true to yourself because very few people will stay true to you
Re: The dog [Re: QDMAV8R] #1155705
11/20/14 04:54 AM
11/20/14 04:54 AM
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Posts: 2,296
Houston County
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8 point
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Posts: 2,296
Houston County
rofl


A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Re: The dog [Re: Shaw] #1155762
11/20/14 05:29 AM
11/20/14 05:29 AM
Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 2,057
Alabama Wetumpka
Talltines Offline
on probation
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Posts: 2,057
Alabama Wetumpka
Originally Posted By: Shaw
Brent's had worse..... grin



sick


Hunting Is my Obsession, My Passion, My Everything, Oh so is my wife.
Re: The dog [Re: QDMAV8R] #1155810
11/20/14 06:06 AM
11/20/14 06:06 AM
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 36,092
alabama
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Freak of Nature
BhamFred  Offline
Freak of Nature
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 36,092
alabama
her and that biatch from La could be bulldykesistertwins........


I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....

proud Cracker-Americaan

muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
Re: The dog [Re: QDMAV8R] #1155845
11/20/14 06:33 AM
11/20/14 06:33 AM
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 5,242
Central, AL
280Rem. Offline
12 point
280Rem.  Offline
12 point
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 5,242
Central, AL
rofl

Re: The dog [Re: QDMAV8R] #1155854
11/20/14 06:41 AM
11/20/14 06:41 AM
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 8,571
Grays Creek, NC
bigcountry692001 Offline
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 8,571
Grays Creek, NC
rofl


"You cant manage a deer herd with acorns."

-Dr. Craig Harper

Re: The dog [Re: QDMAV8R] #1193726
12/20/14 05:37 AM
12/20/14 05:37 AM
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 22,635
Morgan Co.
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Freak of Nature
Dixiepatriot  Offline
Freak of Nature
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 22,635
Morgan Co.
LMAO


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Proud descendant of confederate soldiers.
Auburn elitist
Re: The dog [Re: QDMAV8R] #1193732
12/20/14 05:44 AM
12/20/14 05:44 AM
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Posts: 979
cullman ala
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The Lone Ranger Offline
6 point
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6 point
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Joined: May 2008
Posts: 979
cullman ala
aint nothing wrong with the genies eyesite cant fix ugly

Re: The dog [Re: QDMAV8R] #1193747
12/20/14 06:11 AM
12/20/14 06:11 AM
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 7,899
Huntsville AL
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14 point
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Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 7,899
Huntsville AL
Joke is funny but quite accurate too




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