PART 1:The other day I went hunting in a walk/bike access area only. Someone had put a lot of boards and junkover the rocks for motorized access. I threw it all in the briars, haha. Today I go and now there's pallets and more wood. They wrote on the gate with a permanent marker "if ya don't live here go hunt someone else" and "if I catch you throwing the wood away is loosing some teeth". I walked out to a rig at gate and pointed at the writing and laughed. The guy said "what's so funny?" and I replied I guess I got an ass whooping coming. He said it was for him and his daughter to use the golf cart on, I said I don't like busting my ass on wet wood and a bike and I also don't like flats from nails... He was then nice.

Part 2: we talk more and realize we live near each other. He said he was going through a divorce and I've prolly seen his wife. "HOTT Mexican chick with fake boobs". I said no, and he pulled out his phone to show me a picture of her from cleavage up and then another of her from the waist up TOPLESS, lol. Funny how he's proud she's his soon to be EX that's wanting to party. Just plain dumbass!

Did you get her number?

Can you share pics?

Happen did not pics without.

Yep I'd say we need pics

Didn't have to be Rocket to see this coming!

Or drunk

Agree with Clem I do

Here ya go

Now we need pics from story 2. That was from story 1!!!!

Yes, story two pics please.

HEY Jack! You can't take pictures of spelled cuss words and post them here

I didn't... I took a picture of the post that holds up the gate to a public hunting land that has a sign behind it that says "no motorized vehicles allowed.

How many teeth you lose?

if ya don't have a pic of the soon to be ex just draw us a picture of her.. LOL....

Here is a snapshot:

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Thanks, wasn't sure if I could post that...