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wanna know the best way to get shot?
#1123245
10/24/14 12:07 AM
10/24/14 12:07 AM
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Posts: 6,621
Mobile,AL
jsh1904
OP
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 6,621
Mobile,AL
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So I got up at 4am and jumped in the shower. Apparently my wife unlocked the front door because her friend was coming over to go running since they are training for a marathon. I'm sitting here on the couch and I hear the front door open and a person saying shhhhh to my dog. I sneak around the corner ready to blow someone to hell and back and see her friend standing there. That will get the blood pumping early in the morning.
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Re: wanna know the best way to get shot?
[Re: jsh1904]
#1123259
10/24/14 12:57 AM
10/24/14 12:57 AM
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Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,451
North Alabama
YEKRUT
Turkey Nut
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Turkey Nut
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,451
North Alabama
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Whoa whoa whoa....Pump the damn brakes... Pics of this woman or don't tell anymore stories..... Ever...
Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
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Re: wanna know the best way to get shot?
[Re: jsh1904]
#1123266
10/24/14 01:21 AM
10/24/14 01:21 AM
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Joined: Apr 2013
Posts: 4,329
Northeast Florida
BamaGrad85
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Apr 2013
Posts: 4,329
Northeast Florida
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they could be a close 2nd to Julie. Pics please.
I came, I saw, so I killed them all......Vern
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Re: wanna know the best way to get shot?
[Re: jsh1904]
#1123268
10/24/14 01:23 AM
10/24/14 01:23 AM
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Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,451
North Alabama
YEKRUT
Turkey Nut
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Turkey Nut
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,451
North Alabama
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Is she Hot as Julie?? That's the big variable here..  Nobody is as hot as julie. Gentlemen, it appears he has been hacked by his wife or the "runner friend"
Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
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Re: wanna know the best way to get shot?
[Re: jsh1904]
#1123275
10/24/14 01:32 AM
10/24/14 01:32 AM
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Joined: Apr 2013
Posts: 4,329
Northeast Florida
BamaGrad85
10 point
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10 point
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Posts: 4,329
Northeast Florida
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I hear ya Joe. Now I know why she was rushing me the other day......
I came, I saw, so I killed them all......Vern
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Re: wanna know the best way to get shot?
[Re: YEKRUT]
#1123341
10/24/14 02:42 AM
10/24/14 02:42 AM
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Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 16,156
Alabaster
Bowhunter84
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 16,156
Alabaster
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Whoa whoa whoa....Pump the damn brakes... Pics of this woman or don't tell anymore stories..... Ever... ^^this^^
"Just remember a gobbler has to win every time, you only have to win once"
BC
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Re: wanna know the best way to get shot?
[Re: daniel white]
#1123355
10/24/14 02:49 AM
10/24/14 02:49 AM
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Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 16,156
Alabaster
Bowhunter84
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 16,156
Alabaster
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If you had seen Julie in that little black dress like I did you would already know the answer to that....
"Just remember a gobbler has to win every time, you only have to win once"
BC
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Re: wanna know the best way to get shot?
[Re: jsh1904]
#1123439
10/24/14 03:46 AM
10/24/14 03:46 AM
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Joined: May 2013
Posts: 4,571
Behind you
Avengedsevenfold
10 point
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10 point
Joined: May 2013
Posts: 4,571
Behind you
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Yes, does sound like a hell of a way to get ventilated
Carrying a gun isn't comfortable; but at times it is comforting
"Cause the cause for the pause you think you see is really concentration on the steel” NonPoint
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Re: wanna know the best way to get shot?
[Re: tfd1224]
#1123442
10/24/14 03:49 AM
10/24/14 03:49 AM
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Posts: 13,401
Mobile Alabama
TChunter
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 13,401
Mobile Alabama
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Love me some Julie, shes a doll.
If something happens to one of us we will take cares of the others' wife. I kinda get the raw end of that deal though, Julie will require love, pampering, attention, etc....Josh will just have to get Leslie into the cage. If he can get past the dragon and get the spell book from her without dying first.
Last edited by TChunter; 10/24/14 03:50 AM.
On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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