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Re: Everclear
[Re: thirtyotsix]
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10/23/14 07:36 AM
10/23/14 07:36 AM
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Trussville
toothdoc
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Yes and Yes it will. We always used that nonsense for flaming DR. Peppers Were you by chance a Theta Chi?
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Re: Everclear
[Re: shooters]
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10/23/14 07:48 AM
10/23/14 07:48 AM
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Panhandle Florida
PaschalBD
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Cut a hole in a watermelon and fill with clear. Let sit in fridge for a day or so and then open and cut into medium squares.
Editors note: More than a couple or three will make you speak in tongues.
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
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Re: Everclear
[Re: hgmike]
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10/23/14 07:49 AM
10/23/14 07:49 AM
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Hueytown
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Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch. There's nothing that separates a young woman and her virginity faster.
One day the right woman will come along and the next thing you know you'll be wearing her underwear!
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Re: Everclear
[Re: MattIce]
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10/23/14 07:55 AM
10/23/14 07:55 AM
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Posts: 13,401
Mobile Alabama
TChunter
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I may get some and do the watermelon trick on my wife. She loves watermelon.
On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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Re: Everclear
[Re: TChunter]
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10/23/14 08:10 AM
10/23/14 08:10 AM
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Panhandle Florida
PaschalBD
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I may get some and do the watermelon trick on my wife. She loves watermelon. She'll love more than watermelon after a few of them squares. Take full advantage buddy! 
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
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Re: Everclear
[Re: PaschalBD]
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10/23/14 08:18 AM
10/23/14 08:18 AM
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Mobile Alabama
TChunter
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She will be unresponsive so I wont have to move my head to the side so she can see the TV like usual. Thats all I ask, its the little things in life. (see what I did there)
On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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Re: Everclear
[Re: hgmike]
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10/23/14 08:26 AM
10/23/14 08:26 AM
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Mayberry
Brent
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Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch. Bingo. I drank some Everclear when I was about 17. The sweetest girl ever, we will call her "Lucy", was at the party. Lucy was a big girl and the Chaplain at our high school. I got her to show me her boobs. When she pulled those big sumbitches out I blurted out, "Dammit Lucy! You could feed Birmingham for a week!" She started crying and I haven't touched Everclear since.
"How in the hell did you get to be a moderator?"...Skinny
God Bless Nick Saban!
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Re: Everclear
[Re: Brent]
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10/24/14 05:49 AM
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Tuscaloosa, AL
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Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch. Bingo. I drank some Everclear when I was about 17. The sweetest girl ever, we will call her "Lucy", was at the party. Lucy was a big girl and the Chaplain at our high school. I got her to show me her boobs. When she pulled those big sumbitches out I blurted out, "Dammit Lucy! You could feed Birmingham for a week!" She started crying and I haven't touched Everclear since. 
‘Obama Is the Greatest Hoax Ever Perpetrated on the American People’ - Clint Eastwood
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Re: Everclear
[Re: Brent]
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10/24/14 05:50 AM
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In a Van, down by the River
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Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch. Bingo. I drank some Everclear when I was about 17. The sweetest girl ever, we will call her "Lucy", was at the party. Lucy was a big girl and the Chaplain at our high school. I got her to show me her boobs. When she pulled those big sumbitches out I blurted out, "Dammit Lucy! You could feed Birmingham for a week!" She started crying and I haven't touched Everclear since. Sonofa!!!! 
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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Re: Everclear
[Re: TChunter]
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10/24/14 05:51 AM
10/24/14 05:51 AM
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Panhandle Florida
PaschalBD
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She will be unresponsive so I wont have to move my head to the side so she can see the TV like usual. Thats all I ask, its the little things in life. (see what I did there) Your a nut!
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
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Re: Everclear
[Re: MattIce]
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10/24/14 05:51 AM
10/24/14 05:51 AM
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Mayberry
Brent
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That's not funny. Assholes.
"How in the hell did you get to be a moderator?"...Skinny
God Bless Nick Saban!
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Re: Everclear
[Re: Brent]
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10/24/14 05:52 AM
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Brierfield
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Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch. Bingo. I drank some Everclear when I was about 17. The sweetest girl ever, we will call her "Lucy", was at the party. Lucy was a big girl and the Chaplain at our high school. I got her to show me her boobs. When she pulled those big sumbitches out I blurted out, "Dammit Lucy! You could feed Birmingham for a week!" She started crying and I haven't touched Everclear since. If that's the worst thing you've done while drinking everclear then you're alright. I've done a lot of things that aren't fit to print
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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Re: Everclear
[Re: Brent]
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10/24/14 05:53 AM
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Panhandle Florida
PaschalBD
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Panhandle Florida
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That's not funny. Assholes. I'm sorry you have to do it doggy style all the time so she can watch Grey's Anatomy. 
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
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Re: Everclear
[Re: Brent]
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10/24/14 05:53 AM
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Quitman, MS
Bill Dillard
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Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch. Bingo. I drank some Everclear when I was about 17. The sweetest girl ever, we will call her "Lucy", was at the party. Lucy was a big girl and the Chaplain at our high school. I got her to show me her boobs. When she pulled those big sumbitches out I blurted out, "Dammit Lucy! You could feed Birmingham for a week!" She started crying and I haven't touched Everclear since. And just how big were they?
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Re: Everclear
[Re: MattIce]
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10/24/14 06:08 AM
10/24/14 06:08 AM
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Mayberry
Brent
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The left one was about the size of the propane tank on the front of my camper. The right one was huge.
"How in the hell did you get to be a moderator?"...Skinny
God Bless Nick Saban!
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Re: Everclear
[Re: Brent]
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10/24/14 06:13 AM
10/24/14 06:13 AM
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Posts: 462
Quitman, MS
Bill Dillard
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The left one was about the size of the propane tank on the front of my camper. The right one was huge. A memory that will last forever  .
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