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Everclear #1122084
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Anybody drink it straight? Will put your dick in the dirt. Just fyi.


Parked in a holler, beneath the mountain moon light.
Re: Everclear [Re: MattIce] #1122089
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Yes and Yes it will. We always used that nonsense for flaming DR. Peppers


With politics being a career, a swamp is the obvious consequence
Re: Everclear [Re: MattIce] #1122090
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Are you drunk posting

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If he is drinking, he will be non responsive soon.


With politics being a career, a swamp is the obvious consequence
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Originally Posted By: steelman
Are you drunk posting

Quite possibly


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Dontcha know that rubbing alcahol will leave ya in a dark alley way somewhere wondering why you're butt is sore

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Or in the front yard of that apartment on Court street in Montgomery asking where are my clothes as you hear the village people in the background.


With politics being a career, a swamp is the obvious consequence
Re: Everclear [Re: MattIce] #1122106
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Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch.


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Re: Everclear [Re: MattIce] #1122108
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Or starting fires

Re: Everclear [Re: thirtyotsix] #1122109
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Originally Posted By: thirtyotsix
Or in the front yard of that apartment on Court street in Montgomery asking where are my clothes as you hear the village people in the background.

Haha this ain't the first time I've drunk everclear but yea I know what you talking bout. 190 proof will make you do that unexplainable.


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Re: Everclear [Re: thirtyotsix] #1122110
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Originally Posted By: thirtyotsix
If he is drinking, he will be non responsive soon.



I believe he is to this point

Re: Everclear [Re: MattIce] #1122117
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I use to when I was younger...I use to soak cherries in a jar with everclear bastages would damn near turn white after a week!..Ladies loved them beers

Last edited by james; 10/22/14 06:24 PM.

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Everyone. All of them...

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Re: Everclear [Re: MattIce] #1122121
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Try it with red gator aid ! It's the bomb.....literally !

Re: Everclear [Re: hgmike] #1122136
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Originally Posted By: hgmike
Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch.

This^^^


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Re: Everclear [Re: MattIce] #1122180
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I was at a hunting club in Georgia back around 1990. We had been there for a week and a fella had bought him some everclear and drank a bit every night to get right. About Friday evening we are all standing around a campfire and he takes a last pull on that bottle til it was empty.
He tossed that bottle into the fire and the residuals of that everclear caught fire and turned that bottle into a Bottle Rocket. Came out of that fire and hit that ol boy right about where the shin meets the knee. He fell over a stump and busted his elbow on a piece of split firewood.

I laughed my ass off.


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Re: Everclear [Re: hgmike] #1122254
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Originally Posted By: hgmike
Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch.


lol, been there many years ago, teenage boy's best friend!


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He literally is a true American hero. And True American Patriot - warts and all."
Re: Everclear [Re: MattIce] #1122339
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I believe, possibly, the last time I imbibed in E'clear was in 1982 at a graduation party that resembled the one in the movie Weird Science. The last time. That stuff is evil.

In a strange twist, did y'all know that 190-proof (or "high content") is illegal now in Maryland after the Libtard state legislature banned it last year?

Because of that, weirdly enough, cake decorators and violin restorers cannot ply their crafts as easily. The high-content hooch helped them dilute the varnish for restoring old violins and cake decorators used it for their icing or whatever. They can't buy it in Maryland, but they can get it from other sources.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/...4390_story.html


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Re: Everclear [Re: MattIce] #1122356
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Another one that is bad for your memory and reputation is Stroh 80 Rum.


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Re: Everclear [Re: MattIce] #1122369
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In college after winning the conference championship we had about a 5 hour charter bus ride home, and our head coach decided he wasn't gonna ride the bus back with the team so it was on. We dumped out the baseball and filled the buckets with beer and ice. Then had 2 gallons of ever clear and 2 gallons of blue Hawaiian punch. Bus ended up breaking down on the way home which made things a lot more interesting. Needless to say most of us needed rides when we got back

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Ive held the trashcan for a buddy as he puked everything in his system up. I don't drink anymore but the smell of that made me never want to see that stuff again.


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Re: Everclear [Re: thirtyotsix] #1122546
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Originally Posted By: thirtyotsix
Yes and Yes it will. We always used that nonsense for flaming DR. Peppers
Were you by chance a Theta Chi?

Re: Everclear [Re: Clem] #1122549
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I remember " Clear Springs" Just like Everclear 190 proff thumbup

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Cut a hole in a watermelon and fill with clear. Let sit in fridge for a day or so and then open and cut into medium squares.

Editors note: More than a couple or three will make you speak in tongues.


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Re: Everclear [Re: hgmike] #1122556
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Originally Posted By: hgmike
Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch.



There's nothing that separates a young woman and her virginity faster.


One day the right woman will come along and the next thing you know you'll be wearing her underwear!
Re: Everclear [Re: MattIce] #1122564
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I may get some and do the watermelon trick on my wife. She loves watermelon.


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Re: Everclear [Re: TChunter] #1122576
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Originally Posted By: TChunter
I may get some and do the watermelon trick on my wife. She loves watermelon.

She'll love more than watermelon after a few of them squares. Take full advantage buddy! thumbup


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Re: Everclear [Re: PaschalBD] #1122588
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She will be unresponsive so I wont have to move my head to the side so she can see the TV like usual. Thats all I ask, its the little things in life. (see what I did there)


On the Eighth day God created flounder.
Re: Everclear [Re: hgmike] #1122597
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Originally Posted By: hgmike
Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch.


Bingo.

I drank some Everclear when I was about 17. The sweetest girl ever, we will call her "Lucy", was at the party. Lucy was a big girl and the Chaplain at our high school. I got her to show me her boobs. When she pulled those big sumbitches out I blurted out, "Dammit Lucy! You could feed Birmingham for a week!" She started crying and I haven't touched Everclear since.


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Originally Posted By: Brent
Originally Posted By: hgmike
Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch.


Bingo.

I drank some Everclear when I was about 17. The sweetest girl ever, we will call her "Lucy", was at the party. Lucy was a big girl and the Chaplain at our high school. I got her to show me her boobs. When she pulled those big sumbitches out I blurted out, "Dammit Lucy! You could feed Birmingham for a week!" She started crying and I haven't touched Everclear since.
rofl


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Originally Posted By: Brent
Originally Posted By: hgmike
Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch.


Bingo.

I drank some Everclear when I was about 17. The sweetest girl ever, we will call her "Lucy", was at the party. Lucy was a big girl and the Chaplain at our high school. I got her to show me her boobs. When she pulled those big sumbitches out I blurted out, "Dammit Lucy! You could feed Birmingham for a week!" She started crying and I haven't touched Everclear since.



Sonofa!!!! laugh


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Originally Posted By: TChunter
She will be unresponsive so I wont have to move my head to the side so she can see the TV like usual. Thats all I ask, its the little things in life. (see what I did there)


Your a nut! rofl


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That's not funny. Assholes.


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Originally Posted By: Brent
Originally Posted By: hgmike
Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch.


Bingo.

I drank some Everclear when I was about 17. The sweetest girl ever, we will call her "Lucy", was at the party. Lucy was a big girl and the Chaplain at our high school. I got her to show me her boobs. When she pulled those big sumbitches out I blurted out, "Dammit Lucy! You could feed Birmingham for a week!" She started crying and I haven't touched Everclear since.


If that's the worst thing you've done while drinking everclear then you're alright. I've done a lot of things that aren't fit to print


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Originally Posted By: Brent
That's not funny. Assholes.

I'm sorry you have to do it doggy style all the time so she can watch Grey's Anatomy. smile


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Originally Posted By: Brent
Originally Posted By: hgmike
Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch.


Bingo.

I drank some Everclear when I was about 17. The sweetest girl ever, we will call her "Lucy", was at the party. Lucy was a big girl and the Chaplain at our high school. I got her to show me her boobs. When she pulled those big sumbitches out I blurted out, "Dammit Lucy! You could feed Birmingham for a week!" She started crying and I haven't touched Everclear since.


And just how big were they?


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The left one was about the size of the propane tank on the front of my camper. The right one was huge.


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Originally Posted By: Brent
The left one was about the size of the propane tank on the front of my camper. The right one was huge.


A memory that will last forever grin.


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It's lasted 28 years...


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