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Everclear
#1122084
10/22/14 05:43 PM
10/22/14 05:43 PM
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Posts: 2,427
MattIce
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Anybody drink it straight? Will put your dick in the dirt. Just fyi.
Parked in a holler, beneath the mountain moon light.
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Re: Everclear
[Re: MattIce]
#1122089
10/22/14 05:46 PM
10/22/14 05:46 PM
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Posts: 695 Somewhere
thirtyotsix
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Yes and Yes it will. We always used that nonsense for flaming DR. Peppers
With politics being a career, a swamp is the obvious consequence
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Re: Everclear
[Re: MattIce]
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10/22/14 05:47 PM
10/22/14 05:47 PM
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steelman
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Re: Everclear
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#1122095
10/22/14 05:51 PM
10/22/14 05:51 PM
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thirtyotsix
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If he is drinking, he will be non responsive soon.
With politics being a career, a swamp is the obvious consequence
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Re: Everclear
[Re: MattIce]
#1122100
10/22/14 06:01 PM
10/22/14 06:01 PM
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steelman
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Dontcha know that rubbing alcahol will leave ya in a dark alley way somewhere wondering why you're butt is sore
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Re: Everclear
[Re: ]
#1122104
10/22/14 06:05 PM
10/22/14 06:05 PM
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Posts: 695 Somewhere
thirtyotsix
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Or in the front yard of that apartment on Court street in Montgomery asking where are my clothes as you hear the village people in the background.
With politics being a career, a swamp is the obvious consequence
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Re: Everclear
[Re: MattIce]
#1122106
10/22/14 06:09 PM
10/22/14 06:09 PM
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Posts: 1,162 Madison County
hgmike
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Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch.
God, Country, Corps, Family, and Alabama Football.
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Re: Everclear
[Re: MattIce]
#1122108
10/22/14 06:11 PM
10/22/14 06:11 PM
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steelman
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Re: Everclear
[Re: thirtyotsix]
#1122109
10/22/14 06:12 PM
10/22/14 06:12 PM
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MattIce
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Or in the front yard of that apartment on Court street in Montgomery asking where are my clothes as you hear the village people in the background.
Haha this ain't the first time I've drunk everclear but yea I know what you talking bout. 190 proof will make you do that unexplainable.
Parked in a holler, beneath the mountain moon light.
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Re: Everclear
[Re: thirtyotsix]
#1122110
10/22/14 06:13 PM
10/22/14 06:13 PM
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steelman
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If he is drinking, he will be non responsive soon. I believe he is to this point
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Re: Everclear
[Re: MattIce]
#1122117
10/22/14 06:23 PM
10/22/14 06:23 PM
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Posts: 52,010 Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen
James
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I use to when I was younger...I use to soak cherries in a jar with everclear bastages would damn near turn white after a week!..Ladies loved them
Last edited by james; 10/22/14 06:24 PM.
How many people am i willing to sacrifice for freedom? Everyone. All of them...
Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!
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Re: Everclear
[Re: hgmike]
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10/22/14 06:57 PM
10/22/14 06:57 PM
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Posts: 3,079 Bel Air, MD
mmusso
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Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch. This^^^
"No, I'm not a good shot, but I shoot often." - Teddy Roosevelt
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Re: Everclear
[Re: MattIce]
#1122180
10/23/14 01:32 AM
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Dustin
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I was at a hunting club in Georgia back around 1990. We had been there for a week and a fella had bought him some everclear and drank a bit every night to get right. About Friday evening we are all standing around a campfire and he takes a last pull on that bottle til it was empty. He tossed that bottle into the fire and the residuals of that everclear caught fire and turned that bottle into a Bottle Rocket. Came out of that fire and hit that ol boy right about where the shin meets the knee. He fell over a stump and busted his elbow on a piece of split firewood.
I laughed my ass off.
Don't let life get in the way of living
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Re: Everclear
[Re: hgmike]
#1122254
10/23/14 03:01 AM
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Posts: 5,864 alex city
oakachoy
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Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch. lol, been there many years ago, teenage boy's best friend!
WM Hunter "Trump literally sacrificed himself, his family and all of his businesses for this country. He literally is a true American hero. And True American Patriot - warts and all."
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Re: Everclear
[Re: MattIce]
#1122339
10/23/14 04:08 AM
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Posts: 51,938 Over Yonder
Clem
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I believe, possibly, the last time I imbibed in E'clear was in 1982 at a graduation party that resembled the one in the movie Weird Science. The last time. That stuff is evil. In a strange twist, did y'all know that 190-proof (or "high content") is illegal now in Maryland after the Libtard state legislature banned it last year? Because of that, weirdly enough, cake decorators and violin restorers cannot ply their crafts as easily. The high-content hooch helped them dilute the varnish for restoring old violins and cake decorators used it for their icing or whatever. They can't buy it in Maryland, but they can get it from other sources. http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/...4390_story.html
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Re: Everclear
[Re: MattIce]
#1122356
10/23/14 04:21 AM
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Posts: 23,148 All Over
Dustin
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Another one that is bad for your memory and reputation is Stroh 80 Rum.
Don't let life get in the way of living
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Re: Everclear
[Re: MattIce]
#1122497
10/23/14 07:01 AM
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Posts: 3,633 Gardendale
BigDalk
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Ive held the trashcan for a buddy as he puked everything in his system up. I don't drink anymore but the smell of that made me never want to see that stuff again.
"The aggies are going to destroy bama" Burbank
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Re: Everclear
[Re: thirtyotsix]
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10/23/14 07:36 AM
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Posts: 9,515 Trussville
toothdoc
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Yes and Yes it will. We always used that nonsense for flaming DR. Peppers Were you by chance a Theta Chi?
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Re: Everclear
[Re: shooters]
#1122555
10/23/14 07:48 AM
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Posts: 15,547 Panhandle Florida
PaschalBD
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Cut a hole in a watermelon and fill with clear. Let sit in fridge for a day or so and then open and cut into medium squares.
Editors note: More than a couple or three will make you speak in tongues.
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
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Re: Everclear
[Re: hgmike]
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10/23/14 07:49 AM
10/23/14 07:49 AM
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Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch. There's nothing that separates a young woman and her virginity faster.
One day the right woman will come along and the next thing you know you'll be wearing her underwear!
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Re: Everclear
[Re: MattIce]
#1122564
10/23/14 07:55 AM
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Posts: 13,401 Mobile Alabama
TChunter
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I may get some and do the watermelon trick on my wife. She loves watermelon.
On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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Re: Everclear
[Re: TChunter]
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10/23/14 08:10 AM
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I may get some and do the watermelon trick on my wife. She loves watermelon. She'll love more than watermelon after a few of them squares. Take full advantage buddy!
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
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Re: Everclear
[Re: PaschalBD]
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10/23/14 08:18 AM
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TChunter
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She will be unresponsive so I wont have to move my head to the side so she can see the TV like usual. Thats all I ask, its the little things in life. (see what I did there)
On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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Re: Everclear
[Re: hgmike]
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10/23/14 08:26 AM
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Brent
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Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch. Bingo. I drank some Everclear when I was about 17. The sweetest girl ever, we will call her "Lucy", was at the party. Lucy was a big girl and the Chaplain at our high school. I got her to show me her boobs. When she pulled those big sumbitches out I blurted out, "Dammit Lucy! You could feed Birmingham for a week!" She started crying and I haven't touched Everclear since.
"How in the hell did you get to be a moderator?"...Skinny
God Bless Nick Saban!
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Re: Everclear
[Re: Brent]
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10/24/14 05:49 AM
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Bowfool
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Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch. Bingo. I drank some Everclear when I was about 17. The sweetest girl ever, we will call her "Lucy", was at the party. Lucy was a big girl and the Chaplain at our high school. I got her to show me her boobs. When she pulled those big sumbitches out I blurted out, "Dammit Lucy! You could feed Birmingham for a week!" She started crying and I haven't touched Everclear since.
‘Obama Is the Greatest Hoax Ever Perpetrated on the American People’ - Clint Eastwood
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Re: Everclear
[Re: Brent]
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10/24/14 05:50 AM
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Posts: 12,867 In a Van, down by the River
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Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch. Bingo. I drank some Everclear when I was about 17. The sweetest girl ever, we will call her "Lucy", was at the party. Lucy was a big girl and the Chaplain at our high school. I got her to show me her boobs. When she pulled those big sumbitches out I blurted out, "Dammit Lucy! You could feed Birmingham for a week!" She started crying and I haven't touched Everclear since. Sonofa!!!!
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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Re: Everclear
[Re: TChunter]
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10/24/14 05:51 AM
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She will be unresponsive so I wont have to move my head to the side so she can see the TV like usual. Thats all I ask, its the little things in life. (see what I did there) Your a nut!
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
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Re: Everclear
[Re: MattIce]
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10/24/14 05:51 AM
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Brent
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That's not funny. Assholes.
"How in the hell did you get to be a moderator?"...Skinny
God Bless Nick Saban!
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Re: Everclear
[Re: Brent]
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10/24/14 05:52 AM
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Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch. Bingo. I drank some Everclear when I was about 17. The sweetest girl ever, we will call her "Lucy", was at the party. Lucy was a big girl and the Chaplain at our high school. I got her to show me her boobs. When she pulled those big sumbitches out I blurted out, "Dammit Lucy! You could feed Birmingham for a week!" She started crying and I haven't touched Everclear since. If that's the worst thing you've done while drinking everclear then you're alright. I've done a lot of things that aren't fit to print
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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Re: Everclear
[Re: Brent]
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10/24/14 05:53 AM
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Posts: 15,547 Panhandle Florida
PaschalBD
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That's not funny. Assholes. I'm sorry you have to do it doggy style all the time so she can watch Grey's Anatomy.
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
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Re: Everclear
[Re: Brent]
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10/24/14 05:53 AM
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Bill Dillard
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Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch. Bingo. I drank some Everclear when I was about 17. The sweetest girl ever, we will call her "Lucy", was at the party. Lucy was a big girl and the Chaplain at our high school. I got her to show me her boobs. When she pulled those big sumbitches out I blurted out, "Dammit Lucy! You could feed Birmingham for a week!" She started crying and I haven't touched Everclear since. And just how big were they?
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Re: Everclear
[Re: MattIce]
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10/24/14 06:08 AM
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Brent
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The left one was about the size of the propane tank on the front of my camper. The right one was huge.
"How in the hell did you get to be a moderator?"...Skinny
God Bless Nick Saban!
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Re: Everclear
[Re: Brent]
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10/24/14 06:13 AM
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Bill Dillard
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The left one was about the size of the propane tank on the front of my camper. The right one was huge. A memory that will last forever .
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