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CLEM! #1078100
09/15/14 12:56 PM
09/15/14 12:56 PM
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Hey Clem, in my time at aldeer, I have read enough posts to figure out two things about you. #1) Obviously you are the most powerful man on aldeer, and B) you are a sports writer, or a writer of some kind.

I think your Pulitzer Prize story is waiting on GA Mountain.

Reckon you could go get a pre-hornet and post-hornet interview with Wiley and do some photographic journalism to boot?


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Re: CLEM! [Re: FurFlyin] #1078105
09/15/14 01:00 PM
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beers lol Go for it Clem thumbup


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Re: CLEM! [Re: FurFlyin] #1078106
09/15/14 01:02 PM
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In a Van, down by the River
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Clem, this is that big story that will put you over the top!!!

Last edited by quailman; 09/15/14 01:02 PM.

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Re: CLEM! [Re: quailman] #1078110
09/15/14 01:05 PM
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Re: CLEM! [Re: FurFlyin] #1078131
09/15/14 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By: FurFlyin
Hey Clem, in my time at aldeer, I have read enough posts to figure out two things about you. #1) Obviously you are the most powerful man on aldeer, and B) you are a sports writer, or a writer of some kind.



3) He's a grammar Nazi.


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Re: CLEM! [Re: FurFlyin] #1078189
09/15/14 02:07 PM
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1) Brent has that power now. I'm a weakling treading the dirt among the masses.
2) I written a time or two here 'n there.
3) Brent's right.

Wiley's Mighty Hornet Caper might, indeed, make a good tale. Might have to doll it up with a train, trucks, white lightning, screams in the night, black panthers, 575 Duzen hornets, jail and some BPS hangers.


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Re: CLEM! [Re: Clem] #1078205
09/15/14 02:16 PM
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Round ‘bout there
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UPDATE: Having just read Wiley's story, I got nothin' to add.

But I do want to come watch Plan B, in one of those bubble things John Travolta was in back in the 1970s in that horrid movie and then go runnin' off like a fat gerbil and roll down the mountain.


"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter

"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013

"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
Re: CLEM! [Re: Clem] #1078216
09/15/14 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted By: Clem
1) Brent has that power now. I'm a weakling treading the dirt among the masses.
2) I written a time or two here 'n there.
3) Brent's right.

Wiley's Mighty Hornet Caper might, indeed, make a good tale. Might have to doll it up with a train, trucks, white lightning, screams in the night, black panthers, 575 Duzen hornets, jail and some BPS hangers.


If 3 is right (Brent saying you're a grammer nazi), then how does number 2 make sense? "I written"??

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Re: CLEM! [Re: FurFlyin] #1078222
09/15/14 02:24 PM
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I not be perfekt.


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"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013

"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
Re: CLEM! [Re: FurFlyin] #1079038
09/16/14 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By: doekiller
Do you guys have to dust off your knees when you finish?


laugh


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Re: CLEM! [Re: MANGLER] #1079041
09/16/14 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted By: MANGLER
Originally Posted By: doekiller
Do you guys have to dust off your knees when you finish?


laugh


Well played sir, well played! smile


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Re: CLEM! [Re: MANGLER] #1079073
09/16/14 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted By: MANGLER
Originally Posted By: doekiller
Do you guys have to dust off your knees when you finish?


laugh


ROFLMAO!!


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Re: CLEM! [Re: buck_buster] #1079105
09/16/14 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By: buck_buster
Originally Posted By: MANGLER
Originally Posted By: doekiller
Do you guys have to dust off your knees when you finish?


laugh


Well played sir, well played! smile

rofl


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