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Duzens of Idots and that old thread #3721004
08/04/22 09:00 AM
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Round ‘bout there
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Round ‘bout there

We missed the June 19 anniversary of this legendary 10-year-old post, but it still is a good one as we inch closer to bow season.

Some of the original words were changed, including duzen. Still a classic. Enjoy.


http://www.aldeer.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Main=32592&Number=352547#Post352547


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Re: Duzens of Idots and that old thread [Re: Clem] #3721011
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Words are funny.


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Re: Duzens of Idots and that old thread [Re: Clem] #3721016
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Idots and morans.


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Re: Duzens of Idots and that old thread [Re: Clem] #3721024
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First time I've ever read it, can't stop laughing!!

Re: Duzens of Idots and that old thread [Re: Clem] #3721141
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a classic, indeed; one of the funniest - and saddest - things i have ever read ...


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Re: Duzens of Idots and that old thread [Re: Clem] #3721161
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I am betting one of our kids is going to miss the importance of June 19th on a test.
a) shortest day of year
b) slaves in Texas learned that they were free
c) birth of 575 dozen arrow thread
d) half way between hunting seasons


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Re: Duzens of Idots and that old thread [Re: Clem] #3721186
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Re: Duzens of Idots and that old thread [Re: Clem] #3721187
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Re: Duzens of Idots and that old thread [Re: Clem] #3721202
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Funny thread

Re: Duzens of Idots and that old thread [Re: Clem] #3721208
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Reviewing this old post just costed me 575 duzen seconds. I'm such an idot.


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Re: Duzens of Idots and that old thread [Re: Clem] #3721284
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Classic but my all time favorite is dw and the donkey. rofl


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Re: Duzens of Idots and that old thread [Re: Clem] #3721287
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tat soul and his can am are top 5 easy.

Re: Duzens of Idots and that old thread [Re: Clem] #3721376
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The fellow who’s middle aged roommate had a sugar baby.

Re: Duzens of Idots and that old thread [Re: Wapiti55] #3721378
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Originally Posted by Wapiti55
The fellow who’s middle aged roommate had a sugar baby.

You rang?

Re: Duzens of Idots and that old thread [Re: Clem] #3721384
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Classic!

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Originally Posted by Wapiti55
Some things never change. If you know, you know, especially if you live near Hartselle.


So you do know?


I had much rather be tried by twelve than carried to my grave by six!!!!

Re: Duzens of Idots and that old thread [Re: Clem] #3721679
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Steelman's recliner

Re: Duzens of Idots and that old thread [Re: Powpow65] #3721703
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Originally Posted by Powpow65
Steelman's recliner

Was that the bro-in-law story?? That was hilarious

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Originally Posted by BamaPlowboy
Originally Posted by Powpow65
Steelman's recliner

Was that the bro-in-law story?? That was hilarious


The dude w' the lazy live in bro-in-law that ate all the food & layed up in the favorite recliner? Vaguely recall that story. He still around?


Originally Posted by hillmp
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...

Re: Duzens of Idots and that old thread [Re: biglmbass] #3721770
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Originally Posted by biglmbass
Originally Posted by BamaPlowboy
Originally Posted by Powpow65
Steelman's recliner

Was that the bro-in-law story?? That was hilarious


The dude w' the lazy live in bro-in-law that ate all the food & layed up in the favorite recliner? Vaguely recall that story. He still around?


Yes the lazy bro in law! lmao I haven't seen him on here in a while

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