They can turn you into a pantyless female? Wow I guess that will make them very attractive to the Trannies. I always wondered why guys wore those ugly arse things things, I guess they hope they will help with their transition.

Why you judging guys footwear??? Got a foot fetish don’t ya? It’s ok man it’s 2022!

What the hell kind of event has a crowd of people watching a bunch of ho's drop their drawers? Their daddys must be proud.

A damn good one

whatinthecornbreadhell???

They obviously have daddy issues. I doubt they even know who to call daddy. But, any of those hussies could call me Croc Daddy if they wanted.

Must be a Disney event I see mouse ears on bottom right

Some poor fellow is having to splain why he wore them out in public again. That sort of thing happens every time. Good thing he didn't have his 3 wolf shirt on too. Here is one of the reviews.

G Tyler Mills
5.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase
A Cautiounary Tale
Reviewed in the United States on February 12, 2018

I bought this product as a gift for my beautiful wife. We have three sons and she loves the military green color. I thought this gift would be perfect with its three wild wolves representing the three small pups we have at home while the rest represents me as her moon and stars.
Upon arrival, I decided to reveal this wonderful gift to her early, as I could not contain the thoughtfulness that went in to this Valentine's Day present. Her reaction was different than I anticipated.

I thought for sure she'd be excited. When I pulled that shirt out of its plastic sleeve there was a look of awestruck wonder that had appeared on my wife's face. For a moment, I thought that she may have mistaken this shirt for tickets to Disneyworld or a few scratch-offs as her expression of joy was one I had not seen since the last time I surprised her with an Oreo Blizzard. With the fury of the she-wolf that had dwelt long in slumber deep down in her bones, she attacked me and stole the shirt from my grasps. Before I could open my eyes she had adorned said shirt and had me pinned to the floor. She leaned in close and began sniffing my head and neck. I could feel her honing in on my jugular and it was at this time I first feared for my life.

Suddenly in one swift motion, she took me straight from the floor and threw me over her shoulder. I felt like an innocent kettlebell being manhandled during an afternoon WOD. The last thing I remember is the weightlessness I felt as I soared through the air. I landed so hard on our bed that I blacked out. I can’t say what happened next. This may be due to the head trauma I sustained or perhaps it is my subconscious doing all it can to protect my now fragile psyche; blocking the experience from my recollection.

I woke up two days later. I am not sure where she is now. Our pillows and cushions have been ripped to pieces in the living room and cotton covers the floors like a winter wonderland. All the shoes in the house have been torn up and it appears someone used the business end of a toilet brush as a chew toy. Our home is eerily quiet. The silence is periodically broken by moans that I can only assume are coming from an injured cat in the distance. There are claw marks on the back door as it swings wide open, allowing the cold February air to fill our home. I am scared to leave. I've now locked myself in the bathroom and am writing this review for the safety and concern I have for other husbands.

Take my advice. For Valentine’s Day, get her a gift card.

make my back hurt, and cause me to slip on wet decking, and maybe break my 71-year-old neck. no thanks ...

I'll stick to slaps

not to mention the original crocs are fugly as all get out!

Yea but wearing crocs will have you clapping cheeks. Only down fall to crocs is the divorce and child support. The sexiest shoes on the planet come with a steep price. It’s slippery slope…..

Crocs sux and will ruin your feet, knees and back.

Hasn't happened yet been wearing them for many years.

It sounds like there are some sour grapes on here. That's ok. If you can't handle the responsibility there's no shame. Lots of good men aren't good enough for them.

Just funnin'.

We talk about fashion a lot for a country boy hunting site 😀

I wear em for me only - probably get judged - don’t care - I got a super hot wife and the crocs didn’t help me land her - I was blessed - wear for comfort only - prob not popular fashion choice - fully ok w that. And this is the funny part - i ain’t much to look at 🤣

Wear what u want - Pretty sure I want care 🤣

LMMFAO

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The way some of y’all talking I think them crocs come in 100proof cause y’all spewing some babyback bullchit


$100 says half of y’all old bastages talking about how much wool you pull ain’t been laid since Lil’Bush was in office

Full disclosure: I got casual crocs and dress crocs