I just put on my Trunp/Pence socks, my hybrid Crocks, some camo shorts, a 5/11 tshirt and I'm about to grab my Trump cap and head up town. I'll skip the drunk driving part but I may have to go to the local Walmart so I can argue with someone over a mask and threaten to meet them in the parking lot though.

Sweet.........

This is a daily thing the Walmart’s

Preppy metrosexuals wear crocs.
No self respecting redneck would be caught dead in crocs.

You need to be rollin in the Jean shorts and boots. Crocs are not truly authentic redneck apperal

Cut off Liberty overalls, no shirt, and worn out New Balance tennis shoes.
No socks, camo bandana, $3.00 shades from the discount bin at tractor supply.
That's redneck apparel.

Are you cutting yours even with the pockets?

Not the tool pockets. They hang too low.
Cut em even with the back pockets and let the front pockets hang below the cut.

Is that your daily outfit or only when you're takin the ole lady out for datenight?

She has her dates on weekends and I have mine on weeknights.

Don’t forget to dot your old lady’s eye before leaving.

Look man, these things have laces and everything. Double knotted at that and covered in garden mud. The way I wear them their plenty redneck. I got my white bird legs shining above them enough to distract your attention away from them anyway.

The only part of me still white is my belly, ass and front junk. 😉
Everything else is fried chicken brown.

Well damn, that's the only parts of me that are tanned.

I wear flops

Sounds like a plan, I might would even join you but I've already had to go to town today

Are you saying you weren’t full on redneck until now ??

LOL. Probably was. Most days it's blue jeans slip on wolverine's and a button up shirt.

Got to disagree about that, this ol hillbilly has a camo pair, it got to where id black out trying to tie my shoes, seems like my legs have got longer and my arms have got shorter

Or perhaps your gut got bigger. 😉