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How to keep folks out of your favorite Spot
#3174839
07/24/20 05:47 AM
07/24/20 05:47 AM
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Joined: Feb 2016
Posts: 1,487 Tuscaloosa, AL
Nightwatchman
OP
8 point
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OP
8 point
Joined: Feb 2016
Posts: 1,487
Tuscaloosa, AL
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Whenever I get bored I spread various rumors on various Facebook public land hunting pages saying that hunting has been banned from now on for whatever reason. You would be shocked at how many people take my comments seriously without fact checking my bull doodoo. I even made this flyer to post on some of the Facebook public hunting forums. This is sure to keep folks out of my spot for good. Might even have the place to myself altogether. One step ahead of the curve, boys. Note: I think I am legally obligated to make it clear that this is a joke, this is not a serious flyer. I made it in 10 minutes in Excel by using the snip tool and actual press releases from the Corps of Engineers website as a template. Please do not take this seriously. Or do. Hand it out to all the fair weather hunter dipsticks you would like to keep out of the woods this fall. I can probably even make up a similar flyer for specific WMA's if y'all got some spots you wanna keep people out of.
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Re: How to keep folks out of your favorite Spot
[Re: Nightwatchman]
#3175020
07/24/20 10:37 AM
07/24/20 10:37 AM
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Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 6,860 shelby county
buzzard
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 6,860
shelby county
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joke or not, forging Gov documents is illegal. Now whether this falsified release is considered a gov document is up to a judge I guess.
"Hell with them fellows, buzzard got to eat same as a worm" Josey Wales
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Re: How to keep folks out of your favorite Spot
[Re: Nightwatchman]
#3175069
07/24/20 11:29 AM
07/24/20 11:29 AM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 34,209 Boxes Cove
2Dogs
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 34,209
Boxes Cove
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Keeping folks out of your spot is easy, make them want to go somewhere else.
"Why do you ask"?
Always vote the slowest path to socialism.
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Re: How to keep folks out of your favorite Spot
[Re: mzzy]
#3175070
07/24/20 11:32 AM
07/24/20 11:32 AM
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Joined: Feb 2016
Posts: 1,487 Tuscaloosa, AL
Nightwatchman
OP
8 point
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OP
8 point
Joined: Feb 2016
Posts: 1,487
Tuscaloosa, AL
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Looks like you play a big part in things wrong with this world we live in, congratulations!
Right, I’m the problem. Anyone without sense enough to fact check something outlandish is totally in the clear. Gimme a break and take the damn joke
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Re: How to keep folks out of your favorite Spot
[Re: Nightwatchman]
#3175118
07/24/20 12:25 PM
07/24/20 12:25 PM
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Joined: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,175 Dale County, AL
DGAMBLER
8 point
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8 point
Joined: Dec 2018
Posts: 2,175
Dale County, AL
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Believe it or not, some folks on here will turn your butt into the authorities for crap like that. Not a good move night hunter. Btw...does your screen name fit the bill?
To GOD be All the glory!!!
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Re: How to keep folks out of your favorite Spot
[Re: DGAMBLER]
#3175126
07/24/20 12:35 PM
07/24/20 12:35 PM
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Joined: Feb 2016
Posts: 1,487 Tuscaloosa, AL
Nightwatchman
OP
8 point
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OP
8 point
Joined: Feb 2016
Posts: 1,487
Tuscaloosa, AL
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Believe it or not, some folks on here will turn your butt into the authorities for crap like that. Not a good move night hunter. Btw...does your screen name fit the bill? It's Night"Watchman" and I picked the screen name because I was a midnight dispatcher at a trucking company. I had to sit up in the top of the terminal all night and watch all the trucks on the yard to make sure none of them got stolen. Kinda lame now that I think about it though. Turn me in if you want I guess, but at least admit that it was pretty damn convincing....Pretty funny too if you pull your head out of your butt and allow yourself to laugh at it rather than jumping on an opportunity to garner yourself a sense of self righteousness by pointing out the fact that it is a pretty dirty trick.
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Re: How to keep folks out of your favorite Spot
[Re: jwalker77]
#3175246
07/24/20 02:41 PM
07/24/20 02:41 PM
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Joined: Feb 2016
Posts: 1,487 Tuscaloosa, AL
Nightwatchman
OP
8 point
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OP
8 point
Joined: Feb 2016
Posts: 1,487
Tuscaloosa, AL
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Tough crowd Nightwatchman I'm saying. At least admit it was clever. and also know that I would never intentionally mislead someone without making it known I was joking shortly thereafter
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Re: How to keep folks out of your favorite Spot
[Re: Nightwatchman]
#3175251
07/24/20 02:51 PM
07/24/20 02:51 PM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 39,377 Marshall County
FurFlyin
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 39,377
Marshall County
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I thought it was funny. Sorry you got all Karen’d up in here.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Re: How to keep folks out of your favorite Spot
[Re: Nightwatchman]
#3175339
07/24/20 04:58 PM
07/24/20 04:58 PM
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Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 3,451 Coosa County
Turkey
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 3,451
Coosa County
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Should've known. No sense of humor here. To be clear, I've never released this to anyone without telling them it wasn't real. I doubt it is the same, but I used to work with a guy that had a photography business on the side. He had lots of expensive cameras, computers, and printers. He copied $20 bills and gave them to folks at work, making sure that the recipient knew it was fake. They were stuck to toolboxes all over the plant. There was no problem until someone tried to pass one. Shortly thereafter, the Secret Service came to the plant, arrested him and went around gathering up the bills still at the plant. Everyone known to have received one got called to HR for questioning. He could be seen that night on the local news trying to explain the joke to his wife as the agents were loading all his equipment into a van. She seemed to be doing all the talking. The point I’m making is it doesn’t matter if we see the humor. There are others you need to worry about more.
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Re: How to keep folks out of your favorite Spot
[Re: Nightwatchman]
#3175362
07/24/20 05:36 PM
07/24/20 05:36 PM
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Joined: Nov 2017
Posts: 1,530 Al
Broadhead26
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8 point
Joined: Nov 2017
Posts: 1,530
Al
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Should've known. No sense of humor here. To be clear, I've never released this to anyone without telling them it wasn't real. But you put it in the Internet for all to openly take and distribute without the disclaimer.
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Re: How to keep folks out of your favorite Spot
[Re: FurFlyin]
#3175408
07/24/20 06:24 PM
07/24/20 06:24 PM
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Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 16,487 Guntersville
AC870
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 16,487
Guntersville
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I thought it was funny. Sorry you got all Karen’d up in here. These Corps landers uptight up in heah. I thought it was funny too. I had a buddy many, many years ago found a promising place no one was apparently hunted. He hunted it. And hung “No Trespassing” signs all over it. People weren’t quite as uptight about land in the 80s. He never heard from anyone. Never saw anyone. I think he kilt a buck or 2. He told me about it long after the fact.
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands: “The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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Re: How to keep folks out of your favorite Spot
[Re: Nightwatchman]
#3175413
07/24/20 06:28 PM
07/24/20 06:28 PM
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Joined: Mar 2018
Posts: 16,805 Banana Republic
jb20
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Posts: 16,805
Banana Republic
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Clever yes....very Funny meh more so than not Wise NO 😀
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. Ben Franklin
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Re: How to keep folks out of your favorite Spot
[Re: Nightwatchman]
#3175455
07/24/20 07:12 PM
07/24/20 07:12 PM
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Joined: Nov 2018
Posts: 1,612 Orange Beach, AL
JohnG
8 point
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8 point
Joined: Nov 2018
Posts: 1,612
Orange Beach, AL
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Simplex nails in mud holes was the go to deterrent on IP land in Baldwin County when I was young. You'll get a sick feeling when you hear all four tires full of square head nails once you hit the pavement. That's what made me quit hunting there. As for your letter, Stupid.
Last edited by JohnG; 07/24/20 07:17 PM.
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