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Fly in the microwave #3158006
06/30/20 09:41 PM
06/30/20 09:41 PM
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Elmore county
GKelly Offline OP
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Me and the kids got bored noticed a fly flying in the kitchen so we baited the microwave and trapped him. We learned that a fly can survive for nearly 1 minute and 30 seconds while being cooked with microwave radiation. We tried first for 30 seconds no luck then 45 then 1minute and finally 1 minute and 30 seconds did him in. Dont ask me why....

Re: Fly in the microwave [Re: GKelly] #3158010
06/30/20 09:47 PM
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Cape San Blas, Florida
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How long was it for cats?

Duh, brain fart. Cats can’t fly.

Scratch that question. loco



Re: Fly in the microwave [Re: GKelly] #3158012
06/30/20 09:47 PM
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You do know that's how serial killers get their start.

Re: Fly in the microwave [Re: GKelly] #3158015
06/30/20 09:48 PM
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So really he withstood a total of 3 min 45 sec.


If you're gonna be stupid you better be tough.
Re: Fly in the microwave [Re: GKelly] #3158018
06/30/20 09:49 PM
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From flying cats? Man you crazy.







laugh



Re: Fly in the microwave [Re: GKelly] #3158027
06/30/20 10:01 PM
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Nathan Carl Goff 19 Sept 2016 - 14 Jan 2017.
Re: Fly in the microwave [Re: GKelly] #3158030
06/30/20 10:03 PM
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In the 7th grade I guess I smashed between 150 and 200 flies in the pages of my science book. It was trashed before I got it and I thought it was funny at the time. I could picture some girl opening that book the next year, but they got new books so nobody ever said anything to me about it. Looking back, I was extremely lucky that my parents didn't find out about it.

Re: Fly in the microwave [Re: BowtechDan] #3158031
06/30/20 10:05 PM
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Nathan Carl Goff 19 Sept 2016 - 14 Jan 2017.
Re: Fly in the microwave [Re: mike35549] #3158036
06/30/20 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by mike35549
So really he withstood a total of 3 min 45 sec.

we gave it a cool down period between trials it honestly surprised me it lasted more than 15 seconds

Re: Fly in the microwave [Re: mike35549] #3158049
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Originally Posted by mike35549
So really he withstood a total of 3 min 45 sec.


you should see what a roach can take.


Ethical behavior is doing the right thing when no one else is watching - even when doing the wrong thing is legal. Aldo Leopold .. (except when it comes to trailer tags)
Re: Fly in the microwave [Re: GKelly] #3158056
06/30/20 11:12 PM
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Something is wrong with you, man.


“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”

On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
Re: Fly in the microwave [Re: GKelly] #3158062
07/01/20 12:35 AM
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Pretty nasty but I'm very surprised it made it more than 10-15 seconds

Re: Fly in the microwave [Re: GKelly] #3158063
07/01/20 01:05 AM
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not bad if you add a some rice.

Re: Fly in the microwave [Re: GKelly] #3158066
07/01/20 04:30 AM
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So when are you going to put your food back in there and reheat?

Re: Fly in the microwave [Re: GKelly] #3158088
07/01/20 07:20 AM
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Jeffrey Dahmer is proud of you. grin


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-G. K. Chesterton
Re: Fly in the microwave [Re: GKelly] #3158096
07/01/20 07:32 AM
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There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
Re: Fly in the microwave [Re: GKelly] #3158097
07/01/20 07:36 AM
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You ever put a marshmallow in there? It is pretty amazing to watch it expand

Re: Fly in the microwave [Re: GKelly] #3158104
07/01/20 07:43 AM
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Thanks, as if 2020 has not been bag enough. Now we get radiated fly monsters.
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Re: Fly in the microwave [Re: GKelly] #3158106
07/01/20 07:49 AM
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^ rofl


No good decision was ever made from a swivel chair.

Gen. Patton

I the Lord search the heart, I try the reins, even to give every man according to his ways, and according to the fruit of his doings.
Jeremiah 17:10
Re: Fly in the microwave [Re: GKelly] #3158111
07/01/20 07:54 AM
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10 pump BB gun...yayyyyyyyyyyyy....gerbil in a pirahna tank is hilarious...actually..all the Joe cartoon is funny..gerbil in a king Fu grip ...man that's funny..ain't thought about these I a long time.....let's get this party started..break out the paint thinner😂


"I dont quit.. And ill fight alone if i have to"
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