I woke up at 7:30 and laid in bed for another 30 minutes. I got up stretched and farted, then pissed. Made me some oatmeal and put the coffee on. Now I’m sitting in the recliner watching my little pony with my 5 year old little girl. I’ll post updates every hour.

I put a pork shoulder in the crock pot about 930 last night woke up about 700, laid in bed for 20, then I farted and went and pissed and sh1t got coffee and pulled the pork at 830. Ate some pork, its damn delicious. Now I'm having more coffee but thinking about cracking a beer.

Got up bout 8 pissed grabbed a Pepsi went picked garden pulled a few weeds. Came back took a shucks now I’m watching the last Alaskan trying to decide what I’m gonna do today.

Loading truck number 6 of urea for the day. Got 5 more in line waiting to get loaded

Got up walked the dog in the early morning, drank coffee, shoveled dog crap out of the back yard, loaded up canoe getting ready for a float in the river with the wife.

Binge watching My Little Pony gonna really get PJ fired up

Woke up, made coffee and sat on the back porch discussing son's behavior with wife.
When his little Thug friend comes over, he acts like a Thug too.
Seems 16 year olds cant comprehend hints, for the past few months.
Thug friend wont be coming back over FOR A WHILE, if ever.

Heading to work for a few minutes. Hope to take the jon boat out later.

Woke up at 6:30, finally got up at 7, rubbed down 3 slabs of ribs and got them on the smoker. Wife got up, kids were still asleep so we did a little wrasslin. Keeping a check on the ribs, about to let my boy shoot his new .410 my daddy bought him now. Then I’ll make a drink and watch everybody swim while tending to the ribs. Hell of a day so far.

Walked 5 miles, rode my bike about 3.5 miles, drinking a Red Bull in the recliner and going to mow the yard in a few minutes.

Cooked breakfast, worked on my tiller , hoe'd corn and watermelons, got some lovin' and getting ready to fry some shrimp.

best subtle aldeer thread I've seen so far. Nice play.....unless this is for real.

Slept in until 9:00 am...but I was up late working on a report at home...didn't go to bed until 2am.
Woke up to the smell of bacon. Then I felt the bed move and I instinctively covered up key sensitive areas because I knew what was happening....6 year old Jacob in mid cannonball flight.
So I wrestled and snuggled with him for a minute.
Got up, wife had cooked scratch pancakes and bacon. Poured a big Black Rifle mug of coffee and ate breakfast with her on the screen porch as Jacob was in the backyard pretending to be a cowboy.
About to get ready to go look at some investment properties in the good part of the hood for a couple of hours then family get together for bbq after.

C'mon, Stray, we don't need to live vicariously through you!

/ducking/

Y'all have fun and enjoy your day. I'd tell you all everything I've done so far today but my memory and typing skills aren't that good and my short break is about over

Got up at 6, had coffee with eggs and muffins, done cleaned out cow pen, pig pen and chicken coops, checked the garden now sitting in the swing with momma and baby boy on the front porch with my 17 shooting crows out of my corn/sunflower field.

Also looking up at my flag pole watching Ol' Glory flap in the breeze, Thankful for the ones that gave all so we can do what we love. Very Blessed.

Dang Clem...are you training for the Olympics??

Floating the creek. On beer number 4 or 5.

Went to work finished up what I could left ate at Wendy's now cooling off. Pulmonary embolism damage still sucks.

11:58 update. Took a shat and a shower. About to load up the family and go do something fun.

May binge watch some Netflix later 😀