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Sayings #3023375
01/25/20 10:23 PM
01/25/20 10:23 PM
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 16,487
Guntersville
AC870 Offline OP
Old Mossy Horns
AC870  Offline OP
Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 16,487
Guntersville

I thought I’d heard em all but I heard one this week I’d never heard before and I plan to incorporate it.
It is:
You can put sugar on a possum but it’s still a possum.


“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”

On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023386
01/25/20 10:35 PM
01/25/20 10:35 PM
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 11,852
PNW
kodiak06 Offline
Booner
kodiak06  Offline
Booner
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 11,852
PNW
Never heard it...

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023398
01/25/20 10:46 PM
01/25/20 10:46 PM
Joined: Mar 2019
Posts: 2,001
North Alabama
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NSDQ160 Offline
8 point
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8 point
N
Joined: Mar 2019
Posts: 2,001
North Alabama
Hotter than two rats f**kin in a wool sock

Slicker than snot on a glass door knob

Wronger than two boys kissing

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023419
01/25/20 11:10 PM
01/25/20 11:10 PM
Joined: Dec 2016
Posts: 10,316
northport
deadeye48 Offline
Booner
deadeye48  Offline
Booner
Joined: Dec 2016
Posts: 10,316
northport
Grandmother used to say
"Just because a dog lays down don't mean it wont bite"
This was in reference to someone who isn't ever nice being unusually nice


When I need expert advice I tend to talk to myself
The older I get the better I used to be
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023458
01/26/20 12:41 AM
01/26/20 12:41 AM
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 3,801
Remlap
Reno Offline
10 point
Reno  Offline
10 point
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Posts: 3,801
Remlap

Tighter than skin on a weenie


Roads? Where we're going, we dont need roads. ~Doc brown
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023459
01/26/20 12:45 AM
01/26/20 12:45 AM
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 4,150
chilton, co.
hayman Offline
10 point
hayman  Offline
10 point
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 4,150
chilton, co.
Finer than frog hair.


“Everything Woke Turns To SH_T” Donald J. Trump
Re: Sayings [Re: hayman] #3023471
01/26/20 05:41 AM
01/26/20 05:41 AM
Joined: Sep 2014
Posts: 1,272
Slocomb,Al
Young20 Online content
8 point
Young20  Online Content
8 point
Joined: Sep 2014
Posts: 1,272
Slocomb,Al
Originally Posted by hayman
Finer than frog hair.

Split 3 ways

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023472
01/26/20 06:06 AM
01/26/20 06:06 AM
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 44,211
North Alabama
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Wiley Coyote Offline
Freak of Nature
Wiley Coyote  Offline
Freak of Nature
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Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 44,211
North Alabama
Slicker than greased owl chit


I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.




NRA Life Member
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023478
01/26/20 07:26 AM
01/26/20 07:26 AM
Joined: Dec 2014
Posts: 851
calhoun co
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timberman56 Offline
6 point
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Joined: Dec 2014
Posts: 851
calhoun co
crazier than a run over dog

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023489
01/26/20 08:00 AM
01/26/20 08:00 AM
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 2,479
Northeast Al
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mackdaddy Offline
10 point
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10 point
M
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 2,479
Northeast Al
Nuttier than squirrel turds

Crazier than a rodeo goat

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023502
01/26/20 08:32 AM
01/26/20 08:32 AM
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 34,209
Boxes Cove
2Dogs Offline
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 34,209
Boxes Cove
Both my grandmothers were full of them . One when people were bragging on their kids would say " every old crow thinks his little uns is the blackest".
One of the other ones was advice " marry for money and buy what you love".



"Why do you ask"?

Always vote the slowest path to socialism.







Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023511
01/26/20 08:50 AM
01/26/20 08:50 AM
Joined: Jun 2016
Posts: 3,138
alabama northport
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10 point
birdcarver  Offline
10 point
Joined: Jun 2016
Posts: 3,138
alabama northport
you had better not be there and you had better not be gone

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023542
01/26/20 09:24 AM
01/26/20 09:24 AM
Joined: Aug 2019
Posts: 1,546
Alabama
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Red Fox Offline
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Joined: Aug 2019
Posts: 1,546
Alabama
Slower than smoke off owls mess.

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023544
01/26/20 09:27 AM
01/26/20 09:27 AM
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 36,092
alabama
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Freak of Nature
BhamFred  Offline
Freak of Nature
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 36,092
alabama
throwed a craving on me.


I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....

proud Cracker-Americaan

muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023551
01/26/20 09:41 AM
01/26/20 09:41 AM
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 41,957
UR 6
top cat Offline
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 41,957
UR 6
A cat can have kittens in an oven but that don't make them biscuits.

Gal was so tall she could hunt geese with a rake.


LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023552
01/26/20 09:45 AM
01/26/20 09:45 AM
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Posts: 3,739
RBC, AL
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Drake322 Offline
10 point
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Posts: 3,739
RBC, AL
Guddern snuff not near as dusty.

Referring to the cost of something. “That chit is higher than giraffe p#$$y”.

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023554
01/26/20 09:45 AM
01/26/20 09:45 AM
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 19,982
Northport, AL
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 19,982
Northport, AL

A situation becomes a crisis when cattle or women stampede.


There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023564
01/26/20 09:51 AM
01/26/20 09:51 AM
Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 6,648
Trussville Alabama
inatree Offline
14 point
inatree  Offline
14 point
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Posts: 6,648
Trussville Alabama
Grandpaw used to say when you didn't like something Granny cooked " You aint gotta like it, it just has to fill you up and make a turd."


Free men aren't equal and equal men aren't free! I choose to defend my freedom!
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023566
01/26/20 09:52 AM
01/26/20 09:52 AM
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 494
NW Florida
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David Ellis Offline
4 point
David Ellis  Offline
4 point
D
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 494
NW Florida
Your Lower than whale shucks

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023568
01/26/20 09:54 AM
01/26/20 09:54 AM
Joined: May 2012
Posts: 12,481
Pike County, AL
Fuzzy_Bunny Offline
Booner
Fuzzy_Bunny  Offline
Booner
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Posts: 12,481
Pike County, AL
Like tits on a boat hog

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