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Hot weather jokes #2877828
08/13/19 08:02 PM
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Helena
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Helena
It’s been so hot I looked over and seen the devil sitting on the couch.

It’s so hot I saw two trees fighting over the same dog.

Re: Hot weather jokes [Re: 3toe] #2877831
08/13/19 08:03 PM
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Clanton, AL
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It's so hot, I pissed my pants in the grocery store and nobody noticed.


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Re: Hot weather jokes [Re: 3toe] #2877835
08/13/19 08:05 PM
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Madison County
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Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas: sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.
Re: Hot weather jokes [Re: 3toe] #2877841
08/13/19 08:07 PM
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North AL.
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North AL.
Chickens laying Boiled eggs

Re: Hot weather jokes [Re: 3toe] #2877857
08/13/19 08:15 PM
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Clanton, AL
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Alabama has only two seasons. Hot and hotter.


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Re: Hot weather jokes [Re: 3toe] #2877868
08/13/19 08:21 PM
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Lee County, Alabama
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Lee County, Alabama
This heat ain't no joke!


What you do today, you have to sleep with tonight.
Re: Hot weather jokes [Re: 3toe] #2877880
08/13/19 08:25 PM
08/13/19 08:25 PM
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Prattville
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So hot them mormons started telemarketing


Originally Posted by Johntravis89
There is 2 different high fence. 1 small and one big! Mine was free range in the big pen and was not a breeder buck. Why does it have to be twisted around??
Re: Hot weather jokes [Re: 3toe] #2877887
08/13/19 08:28 PM
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Missouri
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Missouri
It was so hot today, I saw a squirrel using tongs to handle his nuts.


It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
Re: Hot weather jokes [Re: 3toe] #2877893
08/13/19 08:33 PM
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Helena
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It’s so hot Daniels cows are giving powered milk.

Re: Hot weather jokes [Re: 3toe] #2877897
08/13/19 08:35 PM
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Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen
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It's so hot, the Betty Ford Clinic opened up a wet bar


How many people am i willing to sacrifice for freedom?
Everyone. All of them...

Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!

Re: Hot weather jokes [Re: Dkhargroves] #2877903
08/13/19 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Dkhargroves
So hot them Jehovah Witnesses started telemarketing


Fify 🤭


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Everyone. All of them...

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Re: Hot weather jokes [Re: 3toe] #2877906
08/13/19 08:37 PM
08/13/19 08:37 PM
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Montgomery, Alabama
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Puts sugar in his cornbread!
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A cool front is coming through at the end of the week.


It be's that way sometimes.

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Re: Hot weather jokes [Re: jaredhunts] #2877910
08/13/19 08:38 PM
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Clanton, AL
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Originally Posted by jaredhunts
A cool front is coming through at the end of the week.

Yaaaah. That means it'll get down to double digits.


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Re: Hot weather jokes [Re: James] #2877915
08/13/19 08:41 PM
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Prattville
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Originally Posted by James
Originally Posted by Dkhargroves
So hot them Jehovah Witnesses started telemarketing


Fify 🤭

Same damn thing lmao


Originally Posted by Johntravis89
There is 2 different high fence. 1 small and one big! Mine was free range in the big pen and was not a breeder buck. Why does it have to be twisted around??
Re: Hot weather jokes [Re: Out back] #2877922
08/13/19 08:44 PM
08/13/19 08:44 PM
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Montgomery, Alabama
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Puts sugar in his cornbread!
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Originally Posted by Out back
Originally Posted by jaredhunts
A cool front is coming through at the end of the week.

Yaaaah. That means it'll get down to double digits.

May have to be break out my fleece cardigan.


It be's that way sometimes.

www.sunpoolcompany.com
Re: Hot weather jokes [Re: 3toe] #2877968
08/13/19 09:33 PM
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North Alabama
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Today it was hotter'n 2 rats screwing in a wool sock.


I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.




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Re: Hot weather jokes [Re: jaredhunts] #2877989
08/13/19 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by jaredhunts
A cool front is coming through at the end of the week.

1 coming in tonight

Re: Hot weather jokes [Re: 3toe] #2877990
08/13/19 09:51 PM
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Chelsea, AL
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Hotter than Perch's and James' affection.
sick rofl


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Re: Hot weather jokes [Re: 3toe] #2878002
08/13/19 10:03 PM
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Albertville
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Hotter than a hookers doorknob on nickle night.


Fins and Feathers
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Re: Hot weather jokes [Re: 3toe] #2878020
08/13/19 10:15 PM
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34°25'49.80"N 86°55'46.99"...
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Seems i heard way down yonder, its hotter than hoochie coochie.


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