I have no clue what the tube is. The points are talahatta quartz and the bullet looks to be 30 caliber.

Sex stone. Handheld model

Native American gynecological tool.

Well, no rest notches, so your good.

Squaw sex toy

The weird rock is a natural concretion, prolly formed around a tree root or an old pipe.
The point there is actually pretty old, about 8000 yrs old before the time of dinosaurs and humans even existed.
The other point is a frag, probably from Sasquatch killing a dinosaur for food.
And you got what looks a .45 slug, about 1920's time frame.

and you need to wash your fingernails and cuticles with some good soap. I see some fungus growing.

I'm thinking very old Pocket P%@$#. While i am unsure of it's exact age, the small inside diameter leads me to believe it's from the PERCHCREEK Tribe

Gonna say bullet is from a .30/40 krag or .30 Remington.

Hard to say without a scale next to it.

LMAO

Yep the original flesh-light😂

I'm guessing this is a joke!

Thanks!

Cool stuff
Fungus is no laughing matter. However, in this case it is a joke.

Not joking on that one. I almost lost a finger one time to some dirt fungus. Scrub them hard and good. Old dead skin will keep nasty germs that can go green fast if you aint paying attention.