Turkey Nuts

Any of you guys ever eat turkey nuts? Yes, I am being serious.

Well they're inside the body near the kidneys. I usually don't dig in the guts much. I have plucked and cleaned a few whole birds so I'm sure I've removed the nuts but didn't ever make a point to single them out and look at them

uh no.

Dr. B

I'm a breast man myself ... Yes, I am being serious...

BGD

Hahahahahaha I just cracked up...well played well played

Why the hell would you want to? It's never been a dream of mine to eat anything cods

whatinhell kind of drugs are you taking??

Some of the things I read on here...

I had some ladies ask me here at school if I had ever had them. I had never heard of them or ever thought about them to be honest. They said they had them at a party deep fried and they were pretty good. I guess no different than Rocky Mountain Oysters.

I'll pass

You need to start paying closer attention to the kind of people you hang around!

what kind of party was this? Some kind of psychedelic acid trip party?

Heck they are elementary school teachers I thought they were ok.

There used to be a place in Montgomery that served "Rooster fries", can't remember the name of the place, never had them.

Eating a pair of Jake cods is the second best slump-buster there is

I think somebody was playing a trick on a few gals you know. I'm guessing they were served turkey nuggets.

I spat out my drink when I read this Brent lol

Touché

I ate with a large group at a nice steakhouse outside Raleigh, NC and they had rooster fries or some such on the menu. A guy asked about them, and the waitress explained that they were fried turkey nuts, so the dumbazzz went ahead and ordered them. He said they were good and offered to share, but I politely declined and explained that I have a strict no semen in my mouth policy.

That policy has served me well for 46 years, and I see no reason to ever abandon it.

Yessir, exactly that...

Wonder what else went deep at this party? Forget the turkey nuts, bro -- get to the meat & potatoes w/these ladies!!

Never crossed my mind until I read this but now I want to try them. I might start a new tradition at the club in some way. Deep fried in hot grease, how could that be bad?

Sounds like initiation to have turkey rights to me.

These ladies could drink most men under the table. They drink wine by the bottle about every night.

You said they were elementary school teachers, right?? 'Bout the only way they could cope after dealing with today's chillen, I reckon!!

Might I ask what is the best slump buster??

Wino elementary school teacher chics ... awesome! When's the next party?

good question

A Quaker Boy box call!

In a PBT sanctuary!

Prolly doesn't need to be posted. You should ask 257WBY

Paging 257WBY....

I've NEVER been that hungry.

I like bull nuts

They may taste great, I do not know, but what about those look appetizing?

And I bet it would work for you!

They need to be young bulls cut in the fall. I could cook you some and tell you they were seafood or chicken and you would never know the differance.

I've seen 'em fried......I would know, and I plan on sticking to my policy.

Ya'll need to try some Deernutz.... Gotta be gentle with them.... soak em in salt water overnite...Slice them real thin and salt and pepper to taste...pan fry for a couple miutes, put a small pat of butter on each one, cover for a few minutes and Thank me Later....MmmmMmmm....Delicassey....The last 6 I ate Only five of them worked.... ... ...

One would starve to death depending on me to provide enough turkey nuts for a meal based on this season.....

But, as many turkeys as I have cleaned over the years I don't recall ever seeing any nuts come out.

I'll stick to boiled chufas myself.