Not a great day today - "Him Socked Me"

So I show up to my normal listening spot, birds are hammering it down in a little white oak bottom by the creek. Long story short, I move on em. Get to within about 150 yards best I can tell and set up. Do a little fly down cackle when the sun starts getting up, and they are killing it. Well, as usual they fly down the other way.
So after some time passes I decide to move on em and get in front. I get on the other side of em and can hear the hens coming towards. No calling at this point. Well, I can see em about 100 yards away coming, all of s sudden they go to putting and flying. Bout that time I see two hunters coming up behind me. So apparently they thought I was poaching. Things did not go well, we got into an argument and one of the guys punched me in the nose. With guns around, I was obviously scared as hell by myself.
They just left, but I don't know what to do know. I marked it on my phone map Gps thing and I was off the property, really had no idea. Should I tell warden or somebody about this? I know I was off the property, but a black eye???

Don't know what to do

How could you even think about reporting it if you were trespassing? Lucky all you got was a busted nose

Seriously? Learn to read a map and be glad they didn't do worse than just punch you in the nose.

Lol this has potential

Id count your blessings. And be thankful thats all you got. I wouldn't have been nearly as nice.

According to the map I was about 50 yards off the property best I could tell. You guys seriously think this is worth a fight? I know how to read a map, you guys really think this is worth punching somebody or worse? Wow

Somebody pass me a beer.

Oh yeah, I'd take my black rye with a smile and hunt on my side if the fence next time. Be glad you didn't get the yekrut stick.

noob mistake!! always wear your running shoes

Our property doesn't have fences, yall pull your Gps out the whole hunt? Seriously?

Never ceases to amaze me what I read on here.

I need to post a pic of my eye, I'll figure it out

If I caught someone trespassing on my place, I'd have them arrested on the spot and scare the hell out of them. Especially if I got some hot birds coming my way. Pissed wouldn't describe it.

"So apparently they thought I was poaching. "

You sure as hell were...ignorance isn't an excuse to do wrong.

That said, some people react different than others and I'd be glad to walk out of there with JUST a busted nose (and not a ticket/fine/court date etc.)

Same thing happened to me two year ago. I busted a guy on our propety line tyring to call my birds onto his property. Naw sir! We had a nice chat and he ate two teeth for lunch. I got a sore nose too! Next year same thing and we decided to make peace. now we are good buddies and we hunt together now sometimes. Folks get too worked up sometimes. Better to work together IMO!

I wouldn't have punched you as long as you didn't get mouthy. I'd have helped you figure out where you were and watched you leave. Learn your lesson and move on. It could have been worse.

I'm tightening the drag up...........

Years ago, one could punch a fellow in the nose over a dispute or argument and most of the time things were settled and taken care of by the two parties. Now a days, people get shot, stabbed, and killed.

Be glad you dealt with a couple of fellows who handled it like the earlier years.


God Bless,
David B.

Don't need a gps. The places I hunt I know well enough to walk them blindfolded. It's a great idea to know property lines WELL before you go hunt, especially turkeys.

Well, im not the hunter that you are Brock

I don't get close enough to get punched when I'm toting a 12 ga. But I hunt public land too. I get close to the line occasionally but I figure it's okay as long as you stay on the reservation.

Y'all all talk a lot of smack for some damn internet pu$$ies. Especially you Brock?

I'd love for you to try and black my eye if I was 50 yds across your property line, I'd stomp a mud hole in that a$$ of yours and walk that sum beech dry Dirty bird style.

And ps what the deal with this durn Yekrut love affair on here? Y'all act like he's Ric Flair and all y'all want that last ride on Space Mtn.

several things not adding up here.

You say you were at your "usual listening spot", which indicates this isn't your first hunt in this area.

Second thing is that most folks just don't run around punching people in the face without cause. Ther must have been something more going on to get the man to that point.

Are the lines not clearly marked by paint or by a timber change?

Well now all we need is your boy Whild Bill to roll up in here and we will have a big ole family reunion. This gonna get good.

Whatever, yeah, I know Whild bill. This happened this morning, I was simply asking what I should do about it. Apparently I'm completely in the wrong here

Were you at Pulpwood Hunting Club?

No sir, I am a member there, but was hunting just outside of Tuscaloosa

How close to the property line was he? Would he have bee shootin on your property if he happened to call them up for a shot?

Pulpwhood is actually the correct spelling.

You spell Scott with 2 T's?

I'm in no way condoning trespassing but if someone punches me in the face, for any reason, I can promise you I won't be the only one with a busted up face. In all seriousness, I realize you don't know what you'd actually do until you're in that situation but I don't take kindly to being hit in the nose, regardless of the situation. If a man wants to throw the first punch he'd better be ready to fend off one because that's exactly what he's gonna have to do.

Last night we lost the General Forum......tonight we're gonna lose the Turkey Forum and we haven't even made it thru the first week

Yes sir. That is correct no wh in Scott

Not gonna happen. We may be minus a pot stirrer or 2, but that's about it.

If it was truly an accident then I doubt it would have ever got physical. Ive run into guys on my place and I can usually tell when its intentional. If I were you, and didnt know EXACTLY where I was standing, then id have a decent conversation with the guys until we figured it out. If some guy was 50 yards on you and screwed up a gobbling turkey then you'd be pissed also. Sounds to me like you got busted, then got loud, then got punched.

It is scary though, a fist fight with guns

pics or gtfo

This story smells fishy. You poached accidentally and unknowingly, and 2 hunters that claim to be the rightful lease holders(or have legal permission) walk up to you while you are working and looking at turkeys, confront you, yell at you, punch you in the face and then walk away? Not saying it's a lie but something doesn't add up. Might be some missing parts here and there. If I walked up on a poacher, I'm not gonna yell and walk away, I'll stand there and watch you walk away if I even let you leave without calling the GW. I wouldn't punch someone for poaching unless I felt threatened but that probably wouldn't be necessary considering I'd have a gun as well. But yeah that's kind of harsh for the guy to punch you in the face for poaching especially when you said you were scared and told them you didn't know, could of and should of been handled in a different manner. I hate this happened but if the guy would punch you for accudentally crossing the line he probably has done worse, good thing for you you didn't kill the turkey! Tough lesson, but one you won't soon forget.

I'm honestly not much of a fighter, and no there are no trees marked. Listen, I know property lines and usually always abide by em. I'm used to there being a change in timber, I've been hunting this place for 4 years, and knew I was close to the line, but wasnt trying to do anything illegal. That's flat out not my deal. But let two guys run up on you with guns and talk to me about fighting back.

And yeah yekrut, I know you know all about me, I ain't trying to hide nothing. Live in homewood. I'm out, was just trying to get some advice, I wanna dadgum do something about it, but I guess I was in the wrong

Easy cowboy. I never said I would black his eye. I said he better take it with a smile and go on. It could be worse. I know how people are with their turkeys. I haven't talked a bit of smack. I try to avoid fights but see how this could have happened very quickly. Don't put words in my mouth.

deleted for liability reasons,


You wouldn't stomp nothing if you started a fight on my property

Not saying you deserved it, but if you cross the line - knowingly or unknowingly, you get what you get. After 4 years, you ought to know where the line is.

If you are trespassing and hunting on someone else's property, you were in the wrong. I would take the black eye as a lesson to learn where I am in the woods.

See red Text above. Explains a lot right. You either respect them or not. There is no usually to it.

In before thread lock!

This one is complicated. Sounds like a misunderstanding to me, and I hope you learned to mind the lines, but at the same time it's no good to get physical in the turkey woods with guns/knives. Nothing good comes of that, especially if you're neighbors. You were also alone, so you have no witness on your side. Good luck rest of the season. A turkey ain't worth dying/getting beat up over...

Bryant "Hammertime" Bagley

He's definitely in the wrong. Probably deserved a trespassing ticket. Plus I don't believe he's telling the whole story. Who catches a trespasser and walkes up and commits felony assault and just walks away? My guess is this probably isn't this dudes first rodeo with some property lines.


I tell you what though. If I'm holding a shotgun I'll damned if a man would come up to me in the woods and punch me in the damn nose for ANY reason. That would be a quick was to wind up dead.

You guys are some hard ass hunters to condone this, and yeah, I understand I was wrong, and would have accepted a ticket from the warden, in hindsight, I would have much preferred the warden be there and write me up.

I don't understand why you let a man attack you in the woods and you were holding a shotgun.

You were clearly in the wrong and deserved a tresspassing ticket but not a punch to the face in my book. Like I said walking around taking swings at guys who tote shotguns and kill chit for fun is a good way to wind up dead.

Hunting w/o permission is $1000.00 + court costs. Like I said, smile about your punch and go on. I'd take that over 1k any day of the week.

I've run up on poachers, and I've had landowners run up on me when I'm on the property line. I don't see it ever escalating like that unless you started talkin chit or had done it before. So lets hear exactly what was said.

I see it as there is a lot of poaching and trespassing going on these days and you never know who is telling the truth or who is trying to just play the part to get away with it. It all comes down to Respect. I know when birds are gobbling we tend to lose ourselves and sense of direction (hence why i end up getting lost half time). If you hunted there for 4 years, I am sure you knew or had idea of how the neighbors were. If you knew they were like that I would of just said It is to close and leave them birds alone. I see your side CM, but understand also that you knew lines were close. It was a mistake on your part and that is all I can say. There may be a rest of the story, but in this case wipe it off find the guys and apologize and be the bigger person. Everyone is different and treat these things differently, but we do not live in a world where Love is shown on every doorstep. Use this situation as a learning tool. If you are right and say you had no idea and just made a mistake and were punched for no true reason, then these guys need some love shown in their life!! Press on!

This is awesome

Coule of things here fellas

1) If any of you spend as much time in the woods as you claim to I'm quite sure that at some time you have crossed lines before whether intentional or unintentional. Not condoning it but damn it happens occasionally.

2) BC remind me where your redneck a$$ hunts bc if your to big of a pu$$ to handle yourself that you go to shooting folks there's a special place in Ferguson for you son not in the damn whoods among real men. Sound like you got momma issues son.

3)I agree with a lot of what has been said. Hunt4jesus has more sense than any of us!! But some of you people who talk so much smack about how you never cross a line or how he deserved a black eye amaze me. Y'all should stick to the keyboard and stay outta the whoods!!!

I can't lie and say i wasn't probably a little mouthy, as yall say, nothing too bad, just your normal stuff. I don't know the guys, but being neighbors and all I know of em, and I guess there is a little history there. Anyway, that's not that important. But fighting back by myself with two guys and shotguns around, just isn't worth it to me. Call me a chicken or whatever

Thanks for taking up for me Scott, sorry I brought you in on this. We'll get after em in the morning

This thread just keeps getting better and better

Pretty sure most of us are just saying that if you break the law - you gotta deal with the consequences. Yes they might be way too harsh for the situation, but you don't have a leg to stand on if you're breaking the law. End of story. And I never said I haven't done it myself. But if I cross the line - innocent mistake or not - I've gotta deal with the consequences of it.

If you ask for opinions - you're gonna get them.

He gone

WOOOOOO!!!

It was entertaining while it lasted.

What an idiot. My gosh.

Dirtybird has left the building. We now have ZERO TOLERANCE for this type of behavior on this site.

DB had a short circuit betweexnt the ears!

Best turkey thread ever!!

Now that the garbage has been taken out, let's see that black eye.

Sounds like the OP and the garbage were buds. He may not take to kindly to y'all dropping the ban hammer

Some men you just can't reach...

Bush league

I agree with this...........which is exactly why I'm convinced there's a LOT more to this story than is being told. Someone doesn't just randomly punch someone who accidentally walked a few feet over a non-visible property line. they just don't. not without a lot more going down first

I have not commented up till now because I was waiting on your reply as to this. IMHO you got popped in the snot box not for trespassing but for being "mouthy". You show respect to men and they usually return it in favor. You show disrespect and it will also be returned in favor. I believe both parties were out of line and acted inappropriately. But you escalated the situation by being "mouthy" and confrontational and they responded. I'm not saying they were right, but you were most definitely out of line and I'm sure you will consider that if yu ever find yourself in this situation again. Learn from your mistake and move on, grown men fighting usually ends up very bad for all parties involved.

If i post this black eye pic, your just gonna start all your internet searching. Kinda scares me

Not sure if the trespassing was worthy of a black eye but I suspect it would have ended a little differently if he had admitted his mistake and apologized up front.

Passions can run high if you are on a bird and the hunt is ruined by somebody encroaching on your land. I was on a bird last year and two guys came walking down the road cruising timber. They apologized profusely and said they waited until 8:30 in the morning to come in since they thought all the turkeys hunters would be done by then!

During bow season, I had 2 YAHOO'S hike 1/2 mile into the depths of my property into an area where I was 30 ft up the tree, with an arrow nocked in my Bear bow, ready to "eat meat"... Heard them coming down the road & was thinking, "Well, there's that buck I've had on camera, finally showing up", so I grab the bow & get ready to stick the sucker... One guy had on ALL TAN CLOTHES (dried up, puny bearded rascal) & the other was clearly a city slicker...

They were checking out some ancient "artifacts" on my land, and one was right under my tree; they had NO CLUE I was there; their banter was all about mapping GPS coordinates, roping off the area, creating a visitors/viewing area, etc... GRAND PLANS they were developing...

Until .... they stepped under my tree... When I yelled at them, they literally CRAPPED their pants!! They stared down through the woods, trying to figure out who & where it was coming from; at that point, I told them to look their trespassing fargin' arse up the pine tree in front of them, and I had my bow dead on the forehead of the slicker...

I told them that if I ever caught them on my land, I couldn't guarantee they'd hike back out... There were a few choice "other words" spoken, but ... They were dang lucky I didn't have an itchy trigger/release finger that day... The one in all tan clothing looked an awful lot like a deer...

BGD

Maybe I was out of line. It escalated pretty quickly, I dunno. Apparently I'm in the minority about being 50 yards off the property. They were immediately rough talkin me, guess I shouldn't have said anything

I punched some one in the woods yesterday. You sound like a woman when you cry! Grow up man

maybe this has already been answered, but how old is OP?

Cm1975 = 39 btw

Well, I didn't cry, but it scared the heck out of me.

Hmm must have been someone else then. See it happens all the time

Kinda, sorta, but certainly not written in stone. Trespassing vs. assault...

Lonster

LMAO!!!!!! This has been a good read thus far. Keep em coming.

BGD,
I won't believe anything you post after reading this crap.

Lonster

Trespassing and hunting w/o permission are two completely unrelated charges, with the latter being a much stiffer fine. Of course a judge can set the fine at whatever he wants, but $1,000.00 is the minimum.

I'm not saying the guy who did the punching isn't wrong, and based on the circumstances could or should be charged. The more we learn of the circumstances to me sounds like the trespasser said a little more than neighbor wanted to listen to. Since we have only one side on here, the best thing to do is accept what happened and move on, being glad nobody got seriously injured, or arrested.

Putting a drawn back bow on somebody's forehead. Not believable, and if u are telling the truth, people like you should not be allowed in the woods.

Hard to give opinions on which party was more in the wrong without hearing both sides of story. You were treaspassing and he assualted you both are crimes. Lucky to both parties we arent hearing bout this in the news as a killn.

Ha, Ok then... I joke & kid a lot on here, but this story is 100% truth...

BGD

Wow! there are several people who have referenced killing someone for crossing property lines? I like to hunt turkeys but i dont think i would be willing to risk being arrested for murder over a gob. Unless it was a really good bird and I had a shovel

Dammit....I don't check on you tards for like 36 hours and I miss THIS!!!!

I'm ashamed. Truly ashamed.

Thanks for the heads up on for getting in on this


Damn

I thought I was shooting a deer. IJS

BGD=BS.. Next

Yekrut, please let my friend back on, dirty bird. I realize he went a little far, he knows it. That's just the way he is sometimes. He reads this board a lot, now he can't even see it on iPad, just phone and he's about half blind. I'll post the pic if you do it. I feel bad getting him in on this

Whatever dude.

Don't put words in my mouth; I did not say my bow was drawn back; read my post. Maybe MORE people like me need to be in the woods to keep people like YOU on your side of the property lines.

My apologies, I read it that way

You seem to have a hard time "reading" things, I've noticed.

I guess I am one of the ones you are talking to. For clarification I never said anything about killing someone for crossing a property line. I said two jokers with shotguns weren't going to storm up to me in the woods and punch me in the nose while I'm holding a shotgun.

I really don't care who likes or dislikes that statement. That's just something that isn't going to happen.

If that is in reference to a posted property notice, like I said, there were none

+1 BC

I've researched this legally, and did you happen to know that in the state of AL, there doesn't HAVE to be posted notices anywhere? It's everybody's "responsibility" to know where the lines are, and to stay on the proper side.

The city slicker & tan pants pulled that "excuse" on me, and I set them straight on that, too. And, just so you know, we've got posted signs EVERYWHERE on our property, including the very spot they parked their car to hike deep into my woods.

Ain't that somethin'?

I've noticed a trend lately where people read only what they want to read and have a general disregard of property lines & private land ownership -- until they're called out on it, at which point they get their panties in a wad & run the risk of getting a black eye. I'm helping a friend of mine deal with a lady that's riding her horse & running her dogs on their private/posted/fenced land; in fact, when we went to scout, THERE SHE WAS; she's literally rutted out a path around the biggest metal gate I've seen in my life, just so she can TRESPASS & ride her horse! Since it's not my land, I couldn't & didn't say anything to the woman, but what I WANTED to say was, "Don't you realize that you're trespassing on private property, ma'am???" She just rode on past us, like ... eh, just another day in paradise... That's the attitude I'm talking about; and if you come on my land, it won't be tolerated, period.

BGD

So what does "...dead on the forehead of the slicker" mean? I take that as bow drawn. Embellish much?

Does anybody even believe this feeble attempt for attention?

It means this right here: my bow was facing the dude. How was I supposed to know that they weren't "armed & dangerous"? To be on the safe side, I had my bow in my hand, up in my tree, in my woods, protecting what was rightfully mine.

That clear? You know, the way some of you are responding, I'm kinda wondering ... how y'all hunt. IJS

If you think it takes a picture to find someone then you have way underestimated technology already.

This what the eye looks like??

here's video from a trail cam that captured the entire thing...

I dont post alot, nor log on and read everyday, but this is the most entertaining yet dumbest thread with some dumb people on it that I have ever seen.

There's been way better, but this one still has a ton of potential. I'm very hopeful...

You haven't read Dteagues classified add yet then.

When he got caught, he be like:


When he posted this thread, he be like:

No schit. He's holding a red snapper on his facebook page.

Damn the man apologizes and you still bash him? Your wording did kinda seemed like you were at full draw by stating that it was a good thing you didn't have an itchy trigger finger that day. I can see where someone could have taken it that way. Give the man props for standing up and apologizing for a MISTAKE.

Can you clarify this statement?? Do you think it's ok to be 50 yards over the line, because that is what you implied.

If that's the case I'm dang glad I don't have a lease next to you.

just went back and found the Dteague74 classified thread......LOLZ

I was about to post that for his (everyone's) amusement...

For some reason, the post below struck me as funny. I was cackling at my desk...

Yep, I love busting some snapper

Me too

Unfortunately Shuter was an "idot" and a "moran". He's no longer with us either.

What's "bashing" about pointing out simple facts & making an observation, sir? And, I've clarified my statement.

If it's too red, it might've caught something...just sayin'

http://www.aldeer.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=880597&page=1

I couldn't help it. Posts don't get much funnier than this of Brents.

You're welcome...

http://www.aldeer.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=1145196&page=1

Some things never change.

Welp, I guess I better stop while I'm ahead, otherwise I might void my YekRut Song Platinum/Lifetime Membership exemption on here...

Y'all have a good one!

BGD

PS. I *might* have to write a song about this ... hmm... That Uncle Jack & Donkey deal is ... very tempting... Black Eyes & Red Snapper... Hmm... I can already hear the chord changes in my head...

Wastin' away again across the prop'ty line...
Looking for my ... red snapper to bust...
And some people say that I can't read a d*mn thing
But I know... ALDeer's the place where I need to post...

Uncle Jack & the Donkey...
Punctation for honkies...

oh ya... lots of potential here...

Me too!

I've represented several folks who have pled guilty and not paid one red cent for a fine. Court costs always, fines occasionally

Lonster

Here you go btbab10. Again, you're welcome...
http://www.aldeer.com/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=484113&page=1

Of your posts have been the truth it looks like it was an accident and you regret it. Also I agree that it must have got more heated than explained or there is a bad past already. I would go back after the birds and know the lines. Like you said you now know you were in the wrong and you faced the results however they came. I probably would have fought back if I honestly thought I was on the line or my side but that may have escalated and probably would not have been the correct thing to do. Just my opinion.

That was gold, the if he wants to sell 575 dozen arrows yall let him owned me

Where the hell was I 3 years ago when this one happened?

How in the world did I miss this thread until now. I just spent 20 minutes of my life reading this nonsense.

Just an email address or phone number is usually enough. I think some people think that you are using some top secret formula to find out someone's identity. Very simple process for anyone with a minimal amount of information.

WOW! how the heck did I miss all this? Havent checked in a day or two and THIS happened. Hilarious.

By the way...who are these two new idiots?

And cant we let that one back in just for a little while to bust his tail. Thinks hes a tough guy...and the other one acts like a girl.

Folks..we may just have Alabamas first gay married couple onboard!

Propably heard about Daniel Whites dove hunt.

Dang...well..I try not to prejudge.

Sounds like if he had his husband with him them two boys woulda been in a heap of trouble for giving his wife a black eye like that!

Live and learn. You were trespassing and got caught. A good old fashion whoopin is good for you it builders character. Half the die hard turkey killers on this board have trespassed from time to time. If they hear a bird gobblin there ain't no such thing as a property line.

I don't appreciate being called a girl. I ain't gay man, are you crazy!!

Just read the 575 dozen arrows thread. It was gold, but still, this is "mostestest goldester" imo

I think this thread costed more than the 575 dozen arrow thread

I understand that "cost" intransitively, in the sense of "to amount to a sum", "to be a certain price" then the past tense is "cost" - the same as the present tense. If, however, you are using it transitiveley" in the sense of "to assess the financial feasibility of" then the accepted past is "costed"...but I like using "costed" I agree it is trigger pull..............this is untopable....

This runs a close damn second

I read it the same way since it is kind of hard to have a bow "dead-on" someone/thing without it being drawn and aimed.

Maybe it would have been better to say, "I had my bow in my hand pointed in their general direction to shield my body in case they are armed and decide to shoot first because there is no way I can get my bow drawn, aimed, and fired before they blast me out of this tree."

But that doesn't sound quite manly enough though, so I understand why you chose to use hyperbole.

Tell me this - at what point in my post did I mention drawing back on my bow? Go back, again, re-read it, and point that out to me.



Maybe it would have been better to say, "I invited the two gentlemen to my abode; I threw another faggot on the fire, at which point, afterwards, we sat down, sipped on hot tea, ate a few bites of brittle, and whilst discussing their trespassing on my property, we began to ..."

I mean, dude? Have you read the Tenth Legion? Hyperbole is the only acceptable writing style for hunting stories.

Aw Hell........It was all fun and games until you threw Tenth Legion under the bus...

Nah man, that was a compliment!

Pot?
Kettle?

BGD,

So....if the slick were to come back are you saying you would put an arra in him?

I'd put about 575 dozen arras in him. It'll only costed about $100.

CM1975 if you got off with just one black eye after trespassing and then being a jackass about it you got lucky. Think about it! 2 against 1 they were in the right and you were in the wrong. You could've got curb stomped then drug to court for trespassing. Still 2 against 1 and you were in the wrong! My opinion is you got off easy! I wouldn't have came on here posting about it either by the way!

BGD your as full of sh@t as a constipated elephant!

Now y'all put that in your pipe and smoke it!

This is great. See what happens when turkey seasons been in a week and not many are hearing birds.

Man this thread has as much BS in it as all them 20+ pound 2 year olds posted up in the Turkey contest!!!

I was thinking the *exact* same thing, n2deer.

I definitely wouldn't appreciate being curb stomped

No wonder yall ain't killing turkeys. If you hunt any where near curbs, you ain't in turkey country.

Any questions?

Yes. If your bow wasnt drawn why would it matter if you got an itchy trigger finger? Like I said, your story is mildly entertaining with a heavy dose of BS.

Whatever dude.

Well fellas, I will see y'all Monday. I'm going to go try and shoot a turkey in the face and hopefully I won't get punched in the nose in the process.


Later.

Good luck BC!

Good luck Bc!! I hope you get a nice Tom

Mods can you please make this thread a sticky?!! A lot of turkeys could of been killed during the time this thread was started!!

I'm gonna get after em in the morning with my banned friend, although I won't be shooting any in the face because we usually like to bow hunt our birds.

Try and stay on your side of the paint.And good luck.

Smart..........the landowner is a lot less likely to hear you poaching his birds if you use a bow instead of a shotgun

LOL!!!

Ha. Well done

I hear another person at the store, say how his or her kid went the other day and sat down for 20 mins and killed a monster turkey I may punch them in the throat!! I ain't heard a gobble yet this year.

I didnt read pages two and three because Im sure they are much like the first page, but here is what Im curious about. Hunter said he got on some birds about 100 yards away (which means he was closing the gap on them and the birds were in front of him thus he was facing the birds) and two guys came walking up behind him (since he is across the boundary and facing the birds and the two guys walked up behind him, then the guys had to come from the solo hunters land) none of it makes sense to me.. Im guessing the hunter might have been alot more than 50 yards across the line...

Actually I said I moved on the birds, because they went the other way, so I went to the other side of them. Was probably 400-600
Yards from boundary line when I first setup. Nice job breaking it down though, no big deal, I was 50 yards off the property according to my maps app on my iPhone 6

Y'all ever watched that little foreign fairy jump around and shoot a bow?

Pretty impressive

didn't they determine a week or 2 after that went viral that it was all a hoax? I thought I read that

Man, this is gold!

Okay now I want to know if that viral video was fake. If not that guy is awesome.

I agree. The things folks post and actually are convinced that someone with any common sense will believe them baffles me sometimes.

Yeeeaaaahhh, y'all got me; was trying to pull a "fast one" on y'all, and I guess it didn't work...

Have a great weekend, y'all!!

That you hollywud? Good grief.

We are still missing the black eye picture - WTF?!

So, let's see it already...

Didn't Beadlescomb have that happen last year with a bow drawn on him?

You wouldn't happen to be in coaling would you?

Yeah I did but that guy was trespassing and had corn out

This ass hat fits the bill as much smoke as he done blown the last few weeks.

I take offense to that turkey neck

I heard they been hangin' out. Hollywud helped BGD find him a new new instrument to write songs about you on.

He also looked like he shucks his pants when I put that gun barrel on him. I should have blew the sob off the side of the tree

Unless you are calling bgd an asshat, then I don't take offense and will support.

Nope.

Wasn't me, jack.

And, y'all *still* don't have the story right; never drew on those 2 guys, but I had my bow in my hand just in case I needed to. Based on y'all's comments, I did the right thing. I wasn't the one trespassing; I was hunting on my own land, btw. Pretty obvious y'all haven't read what I wrote at any length whatsoever.

Anybody get a nice Tom today or maybe kill a poacher?

Be glad you didn't get stump broke. There's some characters on the outskirts of tuscaloosa

The majority of whom live around me.

No old warrier for me, but I did have by bow right on some lost hunters got dang head. Good for him I did not have it drawn back...

Damn son........ I just read all this and all I can come with is 10lbs of retard in a 5lb sack.

Cletus, u assume your are not talking about me, but is you are I don't appreciate it

Pretty obvious you ruined someones hunt on their own property. Clueless asshats like you have no business in the woods. That was a good way to get your dumb ass blown away. Idiot.

Certainly not, obviously your buddy and a few others deserve some credit.



So............no.........it is not a personal attack on you. I wish you well. Put some frozen peas on that eye and go and call that bird on your side of the line.

Screw yall, I made a mistake. And im sorry for that. Enjoy driving around in your 2004 Chevrolet while I'm pulling my 22 foot brand new ranger with my 2012 Chevrolet Tahoe

Wow. Consider me impressed.

Well fork you and the whorse you hoed in on too.

I don't speak Spanish

Obviously English isn't your first language either.

And he likes to drink too.

" Why? we don't coon hunt. It puts too much pressure on the deer and then they become knockturnal and harder to kill during the day. Way back when we stsrted the club they had a turket season during deer season in Coosa County and he been complainin about them ever sinse they stopped the turkeys in deer season. Is there something you can plant that would make them not want to eat and move on?"........I can clearly say some of the things I read on here make we wonder about humanity. This thread is one of them.

my boy had some fun that day....hopefully yall did too. Enjoying my bottle of silver oak with a nice cut of filet. Hope yall are having a good night

One day I hope all my dreams come true! I use to think God and family were the two greatest in life, boy I must have been wrong. It is a 22 ft ranger and a 2012 Tahoe.........

Thanks bgarrets, God is the greatest thing in life. Followed closely by my 2012 Chevrolet tahoe

Seriously? Just exactly how hard did this guy hit you? Maybe you should use some of that money you're using on Tahoes and Rangers and take some karate lessons so you can defend yourself the next time someone knocks you in the snot box.

I'll be honest, he hit ol cm pretty hard. Like I said earlier, we have a little history. Nothing too bad, but he is a poor, and obviously I'm not, I think he's just mad

I guess I is a poor also since I has a 2006 truk and a 2005 boats. I bets mines 401ks is biger then yours tho.
Calling bs on this entire thread and waiting to see the real identity.
If not bs, sounds like your smart azz mouth bit off more than it could chew. Might have the same results coming to Pritchard with an "O Bama sux" shirt.

What does being poor have to do with any of this??? I think 90% of the people on here would like to punch you in the nose by now!

This comment summed it all up for me. This is prob douche statement of the year. No doubt at all in my mind that you deserved your black eye now. There also isn't a doubt why you were scared to death. Little yuppie boys usually can't beat themselves out of a wet paper sack.

At this point I'm wishing he'd get lost and wander in front of BGD's tree stand.

He got what he wanted, 9 pages of attention and counting.

If driving an 04 truck makes one "a poor", then what does driving a 98 with 215k miles make me?

Whatever, all yall have been making fun of me this entire thread. A man can only take so much

A piece of sheet, white trash, meth making, scumbag bastage

X2 I know all I need to know about you now. You are making yourself look pretty small.

Meh....I've been called worse. Ha

Lol, you came on aldeer to tell a story about trespassing and getting punched in the face.....and you expected sympathy?

A man can take plenty.. Now a guppie, yeah I can see how you have a hard time dealing with the ridicule.

Rich compared me driving a 95 with 275K.

A tahoe?! Really? My grandma drives a tahoe!

TC drives a Tahoe, enough said.
Even Jsh1904's yuppie azz drives a truck. Come down to Mobile and you and TC can hold hands while you stare at your vans and share a Zima.

And my 2001 Tacoma will outlast your 2012 Chevy too!!

Wow,


I had sympathy for this guy in the beginning. He was trespassing for sure and deserved a ticket, but I wasn't sure about the nose punch. However with his attitude and tendency to run that mouth I have no doubt he earned that busted nose.

GOOD GOSH THIS GOT MORE POST THEN SOMEONE ASKING IS SHOOTING HENS A GOOD IDEA

Well good lawd, want to talk about low life scum. I have a 1994 nissan and the odometer broke about 10 yrs ago at 154k miles. I may not be worthy of this site now. Oh and Norton he does kinda sound like one of the little city boys who got his knee skint because someone bumped him and he fell down. You know the type as I'm sure you deal with them all the time also.

HELL I 1994?? I GOT YA BEAT JUST BY A LITTLE BIT 1989 MAZDA B2600I 210,742 MILES ON IT. GUESS IM ONE OF THE DAMN REDNECKS TOO



BET YOU WONT PUT THAT TAHOE IS THIS

His Tahoe ain't ever left a paved road. He's way too good for dirt roads, more especially a mud hole. He would get dirty if he got it off in something like that. I'm really surprised he even hunts. I am not surprised that he can't read a map or know where property lines are.

READ THE RED TEXT NORTON

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I still don't think he actually knows them.

The drag has melted down and the reel has caught on fire

Hunt the bad weather weeks day and be by yourself.........

Ol cm got a little too deep in the brown water last night.

Same here. I see no reason to punch someone. I would talk with the person in a reasonable way. Then offer directions back to his property. I know turkey hunters have a reputation of trespassing but fighting over a turkey is ridiculous. Now if it happened again or had been a problem in the past then the game warden needed to be called.
On the subject of setting up close to the property line. I see no problem with doing this. Property lines don't own a turkey. Believe me I've had my share already this year where I had to stop at the line. Be nice guys!! Good things happen to good people!

Let me guess, it was some high end scotch us poor folks have never heard of.

He seems like the Hennessy or Thunderbird kinda guy to me

Truth be told, my Chevrolet Tahoe is a lease and 2wd, ranger boat financed for 6 years, payments not too bad. Shockingly, I'm a commoner

Dirty bird and I got completely shut out this am, lockjaw birds. Guess I deserved it

Cm, everybody was hard on you last night but this a forgiving bunch. You gave aldeer some classic entertainment last night and you didn't get banned, so its not all bad!

Well, I acted like an ass, hopefully some got a laugh out of it. Note to self, don't drink a pint of old forester and go to posting

Now that we're all friends, how about showing us that shiner?

Man, I've been hoping I was gonna kill one and start a new thread with my first Tom of 2015. It would be quite apparent in a picture. A buddy of mine at pulpwood hunting club is watching two at 500 yards right now. Pretty sure we know what they gonna do, meeting him in the morning. Feel good we'll make it happen and I'll post a pic of me with a nice Tom, which would be a lot cooler

you just jinxed yourself

If not I'll just post a pic of me, but that's just lame. I'm gonna get him

Just be sure to stay within the property lines and if you can't and get caught, politely apologize, keep your mouth shut and get the hell out of there.

Agreed

Right or wrong I ain't gonna just "take" a butt whipping or a punch in the nose. You gotta know where your at though. Man.

My Grandaddy used to say, "boy, if you ain't faster or meaner than him, don't piss him off." Sounds like you were neither lol

This is better than the "out of season turkey hunt in Morgan County" that was posted a few years back

There's a season?? I always thought it was just if they're gobbling, game on?!

You have absolutely no chance whatsoever in killing a turkey by legal means. None.

Sad thing is, he probably would......I can't help but SMDH at all the Idots, usually really young, that are riding around in a $30k+ pickup/tahoe that is covered in mud or beat to hell b/c they treat it like some mud toy

Well, not a dadgum thing happening on this powerline. Cm aint a big fan of deer hunting turkeys in a blind, but at least dry
The Tahoe is 2wd, so no, I would not put it in that. By the way, the digging out of that truck with a boat paddle sorta owned me

No worries, I could care less either way. You were in the wrong either way, but there had to be more to it to warrant a little fight. Not sure if you have had a run in with your neighbors before, but I'm sure something more than being 50 yards across the line is what set them off. I think it's very important to have decent relationships with your land neighbors because with unmarked property lines, small incursions happen often and I'm sure, that if there had been no previous bad blood or some instigating during the current encounter, that nothing but a hand shake would have taken place. Either way, it's probably not a good thing (with this crowd) to spell out a story explaining you were trespassing and got roughed up, then looking for sympathy. I don't agree with violence when weapons are around, but they obviously were pretty fired up to start a fist fight with a guy that has a gun.

Good luck mending that fence with them, but I would recommend inviting them over for a beer and try to become cordial

Well, looks like I jinxed myself on getting that mature Tom this morning, so as promised.....yall take it easy on ol cm. it's been a rough 48 hours

Was that a right cross or a jab? Nice puch and good accuracy with long sleeved cammo on. Wander if he was wearing that new flex material from UA.

Looks like you got smoked pretty good

Been lurking lately. Wasted the last few minutes reading this remuckcious thread. I'm not surprised CM got rung up. Shoulda been worse. Looks like a real smart ass. (got no real prob with emergency poaching, just smart asses) I know one when I see one.

Well, he woulda probably smoked me a lot more if I hadn't run away

So for the sake of clarification, can you give us a play by play verbal reenactment of what EXACTLY was said by each party prior to the physical altercation? You said there was history between you nd and the neighbors, so have you been caught trespassing before?

Alright, two things here. This feller is a big turkey hunter best I can tell just by seeing his truck in the spring quite a great deal. Was sorta worried at first he might be on here, but don't guess he is. I hadn't ever seen the guys face till this week, but the history is Two fold. Let's just say I know his current girlfriend a little but from many moons ago. Although I can't be sure if he actually knows that, haven't seen her in about ten years, but she was a tomcat! Have no idea if this has anything to do with it. Also about two years ago when we were planting pulpwood, he had a run in with dirty bird about road access to get our seed buggy in. Flat out said we couldn't use his road, which was rude.

Conversation....
Guy with him "what the bleep are u doing on our property"
Me " you boys is on my damn property"
Guy who socked me "I oughta punch you in the mouth"
Me "skin that chuck wagon big boy"
Him socked me
Me. Turn tail and get out

This has got to be the funniest pretty fight talk I've ever heard!

What made it even worse, I had to get my scrawny butt outta there so fast, I left my brand new Steve reeves strut buster slate call by the tree. Snuck in that night to grab it and marked the spot on my phone. I wasn't leavin that behind, don't care if I was trespassing or not. Bumped a few birds outta there when I was goin in and they flew to our side 😄

Bet you didn't see that right cross coming or you would have ducked. Oh well lesson learned, I hope.

Well, he must have lots of spare reels because he is still loading the boat!!

Conversation....
Guy with him "what the bleep are u doing on our property"
Me " you boys is on my damn property"
Guy who socked me "I oughta punch you in the mouth"
Me "skin that chuck wagon big boy"
Him socked me
Me. Turn tail and get out [/quote]

Dang son,...you crack me up. Why would you run your 12 gauge mouth like that if your 22 caliber arse couldnt back it up?

He told you what would happen, you opened your pie hole askin for it..he gave it too you..and you went to pissin down your leg and ran off like a girl, leaving your call behind, lol.

You escalated the situation. Gotta be ready to be held accoutable for running your mouth.

Just like on here running your mouth about your tahoe and boat while trying to put others down. Not cool..and immature as heck.

Grow up. I got a 20 yr old boy way more of a man then you are. Cause I made sure I taught him manners and to watch his mouth.

Thanks for taking the time to offer up some sound advice. But I didn't piss my leg this time. Just not getting into a physical altercation with two guys with guns. In regards to my Tahoe, you ever heard the song blame it on the whiskey? I aint gonna get worked up at you guys making fun of ol cm anymore. Best of luck to all of you the rest of the year, hope you all get nice toms

This is a great thread.

Calling bs on the entire thread. Looks like you used some makeup on your eye. Figuring you've made the entire story up. My fault for even reading this drivel. You're probably an ok guy, but get a life.

I'd call bs on it too jmj. Couple guys on here can back me up, but who cares anyway

This should have been the title of the whole damned thread! LOL

Sounds like you deserved more than a punch. Even after a confrontation you still went back less than 24 hours and knowingly tresspassed. You sir are an ass

Here's my take on this deal:

I think the OP did get popped in the noggin for arguing w/ a fella (or two) over WHO was actually trespassing. I think he posted this thread thinking someone may be able to relate.

Nobody did.

If the rest of the story is 100% accurate or not, I think isn't relevant. By posting his shiner & taking the ALDEER ball-busting, I believe he has earned his permit (if not a full ALDEER license.)

Welcome to the asylum, cm1975. May I suggest sitting the next few rounds out?

Honestly, if someone said "skin that chuck wagon big boy" to me anywhere at any time, it would most likely de-escalate the situation immensely.

I don't know how he kept a straight face...let alone knocked the piss out of you

Yeah, I kinda messed up my Wyatt Earp impersonation.....agreed hippiekiller, probably best move
Truth be told I was really wanting to post a new thread last night of a 2012 Chevrolet Tahoe for sale....comon guys that woulda given you some fun! But, think too many folks don't care much for ol cm on here for that.
Will be chasing em again this weekend, hopefully, God willing I get a nice Tom, and can post a new thread....which also has the ability to stir some of my buddies on here up, ha
Hope everyone is having a great Monday

Where are you from CM?


I've never heard an Alabama boy refer to a male turkey as a "Tom". I was just curious.

Selma originally, live in Homewood now. We've been doing it for years, ha

As I said about 7 pages ago, surely y'all don't believe this feeble attempt to get attention. However, if this is true, the OP better be glad those ol' boys weren't horny that morning.

I am on many forums in many different states. This has to be the best thread I have ever read in my life. I have laughed more at this in the last few days than I have in years. Thanks for sharing your story.

Now listen Brent, ol cm will take a punch with the best of em. Started this in 93 at Charlie Browns in Selma. But I'll tell you this much, I ain't playing no deliverance game in the turkey woods, if I can help it at least. The line has got to be drawn somewhere.

Btw, whatever moderator changed my thread title - kudos. Well done

Good to know. I was mainly just going by your non-aggressive attitude. Plus after looking at your picture I decided by the look in your eye, you'd be giving what you got.

Any bonus points for Great White lyrics?

Been a while since I've heard once bitten twice shy come across the radio waves

CM, I believe your story is legit and feel like you've been a good sport here, since you surely knew how people would react to your story. Personally, I laughed until I cried on two different occasions during this thread, and no matter what anyone says, it's been great entertainment.

You've been a good sport about the whole thing and I hope you get a turkey this year!

Cheers,
Bryant "Hammertime" Bagley

Like this ?

It's kinda hard for me to not like a fella that gets on the Internet and refers to himself in third person tense

Ol cm appreciates that, BrentM.

Dang, I thought this was the turkey nest eradicator thread until he done brought up Charlie Browns in Selma, Ole CM needs to stay on his land before he gets hurt!

Thanks for the encouragement fellas, I actually thought this could go poorly for me, but I got a self depreciating kinda spirit. Ol cm tried to only third person talk on the interwebs. Catch myself doing it in real life sometimes when my main squeeze calls me out on it. She don't find it funny!! Fact of the matter is I always knew my d1 crossfitting classes would pay off. Last 40 time was a 4.57. So yeah, I feel like I can outrun most turkey hunters wantin to go all deliverance like on ol cm.

For the last 3 or so pages, Ol BW has been wondering when somebody would mention the 3rd person references. Guess page 12 was the lucky number.

So can we let Dirtybird back on? That's when this thread was really rockin' son!

Yes I will second dirtybirds return. I hate to see a good thing come to an end. Give him one more chance.

Let him post....let him post

That dickhead will just wind up banned again in a couple of hours. The entertainment value will be priceless though.

Campaign to Allow Dirty Bird to Dance One Mo' Time!

He been wanting back in here bad, could be fun to watch . I brought his da into this, he got a little aggressive taking up for me. If he wouldn't of gotten too deep in the pinnacle the night before I weren't have been hunting solo that fateful morning.

Once a dirtybird....always a dirtybird!!!!!!

I just looked at his profile to see how long his ban/timeout was. The reason for his ban still has me laughing.

C'mon guys, bring ole Dirty Bird back...

We need more of this on here:

lol

Does ol cm posting a video of his 40 yard dash in camo provide enough leverage?

It might!! Bring it on, Ol CM!

You know ol cm is only 15 years of age......

He just sent me this, said it brings him great sadness each time he opens up Aldeer with a glimmer of hope, but then......naw sir

Hell of a reason be banned from here.

Ol' dirtybird trying to log onto ALDeer...

Bamagrad...it's pretty clear I'm not 15 years old, we're not talking about the age of your truck here. Comon man.

Ol D-bird, he so sad:



I mean, ya... he an a-hole, but ... he an old d-bird, too...

Why are you gumps glorifying that spotlight loving schumuck? Like I said earlier, poaching ain't the issue here, esp with a friggin motor mouth bird. He's an A hole! I know that for sure and he's playing you yahoos like a friggin Stradivarius, for crying out loud! As for dirtybyrd, he and CM sound like intimacy- starved twin sisters to me.

ALDeer's message be like:

I gotta come clean, here. CM and I do have the fence skipping thing in common as I'm sure yall figured out. After some introspection, though, my personal attacks on him maybe have a little jealously seasoned in. As for dirtybyrd, a little probation never hurt anybody.Let him in, as far as I'm concerned. All you boys, being passionate bird chasers can appreciate passion, right?

Nobody puts dirtybird in the corner.........

This thread has taken a weird turn

Brighteyes, I ain't no fence jumper, just a grown man making an honest mistake

Ain't that the truth?

Don't know if I like where this is headed?????

Some people just like a good laugh every now and then. Don't take everything you read on the web so serious. Just go with it...

Well ok then I'm wondering if we've figured out why the use of 3rd person so much.

Brighteyes. I been trying to keep quite to all of your baseless attacks on CM1975 but if you are who you I think you are, and I think you are because of your direct attacks, you got a lotta nerve. You wanna start with crossing fence lines, then build a got damn fence first. If you wanna talk about crossing property lines, well then I'm your huckleberry. I know for a fact that you were hunting on us some this year. He may have crossed over a little, well alot,but I know you were hunting one of our biggest deer. I'm not to go into all the details on here, but why don't you man up and stop attacking Cm1975. I bet you wouldnt talk to Dirty Bird like that.

Out.

After revisiting this thread I think I have the answer. Cm must have took some firewater with him and got excited when he heard Ole Tom sound off.

I'm wondering which mod has multiple personalities...lmao

Unless you have a high-fenced property, they are not "your" deer.

discuss amongst yourselves

Not a Mod...

Whild Bill's location makes his post even funnier.

So, am I to assume Brighteyes is the dude that beat CM's ass, based on Whild Bill's post above?

No. cm1975 and brighteyes are friends on Facebook, so they are probably just trying to be funny. Turn around, brighteyes.

A contender for longest thread on Aldeer?

Now can we let dirty bird back???

No. You, dirtybird, brighteyes, and whild bill thought y'all would pull some silly schit and have fun with the board. It would have been fine until the threats started.

A few things, I told brighteyes to not get involved, cause I know yall got interweb skills, his da could not resist. This actually happened, surely you guys can appreciate the artistry of this thread. I took one for the team. I flat out ain't fighting back with two dudes with guns by myself, yall may be tougher than me but I ain't stupid.

It really doesn't take "interweb skills" when your email address is your full name. Then, when y'all are friends on Facebook, well... it makes you look like liars when you bash each other on here and act like you aren't sure who the other one is.

And we have a Total Eclipse of the Heart reference. Well played Brent

Like I said, it would have been fine, and fairly funny, until the threats started.

I'll be here all week. Please remember to tip your waitresses and bartenders.

I'd put it up against mteagues classified ad

This charade for attention isn't in the same ballpark.

Yes, I've been craving letting people dog me out for 14 pages. Story was too rich not to share. The fact that people wanted to kill me on here for being unknowingly 50 yards off my property. Geez folks. Yall be serious about them property lines

Damn right people are serious about property lines. Some people have worked their ass off to earn those property lines, and have the right to beat your ass for not respecting them.

Thanks bob, glad to know you have never made a mistake

Which one?

Apparently there is a faction on here willing to shoot and or fight someone over a property line. Interesting.....but not my kinda deal

I think he meant DTeague.

Made plenty of of them. But I'm also man enough to be held accountable for them without running my mouth. There's a difference between a mistake and being an selfish asshole with no respect for others or their property.

Ol boy came up to me with that look, Homestly, I dont think it mattered what I said. I've caught people "lost" on our property a few times. Ive just given them
A ride Back off the property where they came from if not a repeat offender. I certainly ain't rushing up on em cussing at em.

Weird turn?????? You mean a U turn. Hey cm my yota is an 08. Do the math....hmmm that's 7 years old. That common core math you're learning in high school will make you dumber than dumb. I guess by using that new common core math you weren't actually trespassing. They were give or take a few 100 yards on your side of the property line.

Cool story....don't know much about common core math. Was not a big part of the Selma school system

Funny story... I was hunting on my place last week when I caught a guy trespassing about 50 yards over my property line. Things got a little heated, one thing led to another and I ended giving him a black eye! Best part of the story is that after I watched him sprint back to his 2wd Tahoe I noticed he had left his slate call at the base of the tree he was sitting on.. Rather than stealing his slate call I decided to wipe my A$$ with it and then leave it at the tree hoping he would come back to get it!! All kidding aside, this story has had me rolling in the floor for the last 30 minutes.

Damn, ol cm thought the strut buster had a little smell to it

Who wanted to kill you?

So this is where everyone has been.

Again..... Who?

Vestavia Hills is in Selma?

I guess me; everybody on here had me with my bow drawn back, 30 yards up a tree...

Moved to vestavia hills when I was in 7th grade. Gotta say I was a little surprised by the backlash for being just off a property line.

You turkey hunters are a dang weird bunch...

I took bama guitars bow hunting as sort of tongue and cheek, so maybe killing is the wrong word to use, but the whole I'm lucky all I got was punched on the first page I was honestly not expecting

Charlie Browns was awesome !

FIFY

Charlie Browns was my stomping grounds. Better be tough to hang in there.

I still remember the sign. I rode hard to Charlie Browns! Good Times!

There was a lot of em rode hard up in there.

It could have been a lot worse CM. Shooting someone because one is too selfish about their actions to pay attention to and respect property lines for starters. I believe in an earlier post you stated you had previous history with the property owner whose land you were on. Lucky it wasn't my land, You'd have gotten a ticket from the game warden for hunting without permission as well as trespassing. A hit in the wallet like that will make you think twice before doing that again. No critter in the woods is worth it.

LOL. This. This is a BS thread..dudes wearing makeup..my wife even thought so..but trust me.

Ive fought in the actual ring competing in full contact boxing and martial arts since I was 12. I stopped at 46!
Ive had more black eyes then you can imagine even after winning as you take a bunch of hits. My nose has been busted 3 times and I have scars over and under both eyes from eating punches and kicks.

A fighter isnt he who can dish out a hit..its he who CAN TAKE a dang hit and still KEEP dishing it out! That separates the men..from the dang boys trust me.

You get the purple coloring under your eyes from the blood vessels rupturing,..and then clotting.
But, around the top of your eyes you get brown, black and blue coloring. You also get almost pure black directly under your eyes as that is where the clotted blood seems to settle. Sucks..but you live with it.

That looks like...and my wife agrees..someone getting into his wifes purple eye shadow. And trust me...she actually fought full contact as well..and has her share of black eyes too.

Our son still does.

His nose would be swollen and abrased..in my humble opinion.

These idiots actually are just all together posting on here trying for a little aldeer infamany.

They dont realize..to reach a post even close to the teague boys post..well you have to be either shat faced..or well ..slightly reatrded!

LOL.. nice try. By the way Brent had it figured out long ago.

LOL...you know im joking about yall MIke. You two are still an aldeer legendary post. Made even more so when you shot that monster in the bankhead!

Go get em Brent.

Ummmmmmhmmmmmm, I say again.......... Tards

Alright, I'm all in. Anybody wanna go hunt pulpwood in Greene county this week? You'll meet me

Outdoor. Thanks for sharing. Yes, I hunt with him and I can tell you he was pretty shook up about it. Imagine if it got out of hand even worse. You gotta admit two on one in the middle of the woods is more than intimidating and you dont even know these outlaw neighbors we have to deal with. He did say he was out of line but he was nervous for obvious reasons. It is what it is, he was in the wrong and them boys was pissed but we do and we have proof sneak into our santuary which happens to border our properties. Bottom line is it is miserable to have neighbors you dont get along with, nothing good ever comes from not all being on the same page.

A weird turn indeed and a guy that posts way too many gifs.

I think this takes the #1 spot

How have not noticed this thread until just now...... this is awesome

If Yekrut won't go with them, I betcha Pascal will.

You

Are

Welcome

This was a good one.

Classic indeed...

funny shucks

Did I miss it? Why were 3 grown men carrying shotguns? I checked my little booklet and turkey season isn't open for adults yet.

Look at dates of posts Calhoun.

Got it. Thanks, Gib. I need to get bifocals.

Lol happens man

Lots of folks don't take well gettin punched in the nose, even when they are wrong. Situation could have escalated badly with guns present. Have dealt with theses situations a long time. USUALLY talking works, but ignorance is never an excuse; you are obligated to err on YOUR side of the line if you don't know for sure where it us. However, had a retired warden to tell me "the only thing some of them understand is a good b--- whoopin".

"Skin that Chuck Wagon, Big Boy" has to be the funniest 6 word phrase I've seen in a LONG time. Not sure what it means but it SOUNDS funny as hell.

I wish Dirty Bird would come back to the forum

I believe it's " go ahead skin that smoke wagon".