Crazy bow hunting statements!

Let's have a little mid season fun with this one.

Here is one of my favorites.

"My bow shoots 1 pin zero to 40 yards. I can hold dead on out to 40."

One I heard planting fields in a club this year, " yea I been practiing a ton and feel confident at long shots to ( me and another guy was talking about how we practice at 40 and 50 yards on a regular basis like 5 times a week ), I can keep all my arrows In a pie plate at 30 yards most of the time". I wanted so bad to tell him practice practice practice but I did not want o sound like I was bragging that he needed to shoot some more if he's gonna stretch it to 40 and 50. Much less 30.

"My bow is so fast a deer doesn't have time to jump the string".

This one cracks me up. Since the speed of sound is over 1,100 fps. Don't know of any bows that fast yet!

"I shoot a crossbow"

"yeah if they are right under my stand, I like to aim for the head."

"I just hit him a little high...blood trail sucked...I don't know what happened." "I guess I need new broad heads."

I hit him in that spot below the spine above the lungs.

I hit him good, my broadhead didn't open.

Yep, that one cracks me up every time.

I hit a limb.

i must need to trade Bows, i can't keep it on target at 100 yards...

" I dont have to make a good shot...I am shooting a rage"

Beat me to it!

What's wrong with that one?

"My fixed-blade broadheads fly just like my fieldpoints.

Nothing crazy about that.

I misjudged the distance.

It is when it's not true. Although some will want you to believe it.

You saying it's not possible, or that it's not possible for everyone?

"I didn't shoot" ... "Arrow had to've fallen out of my quiver on the way out"... "I'll get it this afternoon"

BOOTICK Dannyboy behave !

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"mechanical broadheads are just as good as fixed blade broadheads"....

"I can pick up my bow a couple days before season starts and pick right up where I left off".

The thing is this one could be true. They may have sucked when they left off! LOL

elkhunter, I can pick up my compounds after a year of not shooting them and shoot nearly as good as when I last shot. Not so with stickbows. But then I've been shooting bows for 50 years.....kinda like riding a bike....

troy

You could be the exception. LOL

compounds are like a 22 rifle with a peep sight to me. Put the pin(front sight) on the target, use good form, and shoot. Same reason I find that I can teach someone to shoot a compound pretty darn fast.

I suspect that anyone who has shot some kind of bow for 20 years can do the same as me. Weekly stickbow shooting absolutely helps my compound shooting. I just don't find compounds "fun" to shoot and so don't. I do hunt with them sometimes.

I've a good friend that does this. He used to shoot for PSE and High Country. He lays brick and block for a living. Got bad shoulders. Can only draw a bow back bout 2 times,even after surgery. He'll shoot 2 arras a day starting bout a week before season. Kills a nice buck and bout a dozen does every year. But, he is the exception.

" i had em until the tree jumped in front of my arrow"

I'm working on my 100 yard pin.

"I double lunged him, but found no blood and lost him"

"perfect shot, doublelung" fist pumping and high fiving....

You and I just saw a "perfect" gut shot, too high and way too far back whatinthehelldidhesee???? DamnTVprohuntersneedglasses....

Had a great blood trail, bled like a stuck hog for a long way,then just quit bleeding!

That is a good one for sure!

"I shot overneath him!"

"Wow, that new bow costs $1000.00. It must be better than yours that cost $999.00. You better get a new one or you are a nobody"

Too short? Come on Sonny, really?

Ha! goodun

Axle to axle length doesn't have squat to do with drawlength or a person's height, you idgit.

the wind picked up just as I released

The briars caught my string as I released

heard the land owner coming, had to rush it

"He was taking so long coming in, it got to dark to see my pin before he got to me. If it hadn't changed to daylight savings time, I would a had him."


"You will probably have to move your sights to shoot them MUZZY's."

Nothin crazy about that. I killed one a few weeks ago.

I like "the small bow hunting plot" that every club seems to have.
Are the regular 1/2ac fields to expansive to bow hunt?????

I was visiting a club in Greensboro and before headin out that AM a fellow with bow in hand and a scatter gun on his back told me "the shotguns in case they dont get in range"...it was opening day of bow season.

I hunt with a recurve (no sights) and I have to start shooting a month or so before the season to feel comfortable on opening day. 20 years ago I had to start shooting in July to be ready.

"He jumped the string"

This one actually happened to me. Many years ago, 15 or so, I was hunting and a doe comes in close, less than 10 yards. I draw, put the pin on her and release.....unfortunately I was really focused on making the shot and not where the lower limb of my bow was pointing, mid thigh. I walked with a limp for a few weeks, that doe ran out about 60 yards and started blowing for 45 minutes

Nothin crazy about that either.

Nock pulled out of arrow when I started drawing back.True Story!

My favorite one is, mechanical heads won't fail.

thats gonna leave a mark...

I sort of let it die, but it's getting drug back up, so....

Mathews bows are the best

Double cam bows need their timing adjusted often.

Get serious. Get Hoyt.

It was getting dark and i couldnt really see through my peep so i just guessed

Mathews. Catch us if you can.

Hoyt would have to back up to catch Mathews! LOL

Cross Bows will ruin archery hunting.

Hey, you hitting close to home with that one