Not Up To Size Standards (NSFW)

Neither the fish nor anything else is up to my usual size standards.
Yet I must say I am intrigued.

Fish on

She didn’t need much fish to cover them skeeter bites up

Those must be baby titty bream.

Bless her heart. No boobs and looks like she missed out on hips also.

She would be pretty if she had not covered herself with them terrible tats

And a stoopid nose ring. $50 says she reaks of cigarettes too. All that crap deducts a couple of points.

Man why are you guys hating..I love all teats, tiny, big, upright, sagging, they all need love and attention.That said I am outside the Aldeer norm when it comes to boobs cause some chick who looks like she has had a couple of volleyballs glued to her chest doesn't really do it for me..

Big or small, I love them all!

I like em all as long as they natural even volleyball sized

Ain't none of y'all noticed them jacked up teeth.

Any chick with a tattoo like she has on her chest is certifiably bat-chit crazy. Been there, done that, no thanks.

In my younger, wilder days I nailed a girl with tats all over and piercings everywhere too. Yes, everywhere! You couldnt see all the good parts well. Girls like that are not the marrying type.

Yeup no thanks on tats or piercings. She be crazy im pretty sure.

And she’s got that nasty ass nose ring. Whomever thinks those add something desirable to a human are the stupidestmutherfuckers that ever lived.

I wouldnt be looking at her teeth, nose ring or tats if she was bent over and the lights were out

You put a lead in that ring and you can lead her wherever you want.

Dang y’all some judgmental folks. I kinda like tattoos and piercings. Time has changed. Reckon everyone with tattoos or piercings are headed straight to hell too. I kinda think she cute and the pic is funny

Looks a whole lot like my ex wife. She liked to fish

That ain't tats boys that's targets

Yea Cmon!

Either way they look horrible. That one on her chest is terrible

Well they all bat shucks crazy.

Her name must be Ginger Vitis.

atleast shes advertisiving it up front sometimes it takes months to figure out

Tell us AC870........how did you come across this porn queen of the cane pole 😁

Well, she was right there in the back of the boat.
She was fishing off the bank. We started chatting.
I said “Hey, lil mama. Why don’t you hop in?”
Real sweet lil gal and a helluva good cook.

I jest. I jest.
I was scrolling through Instagram.
Hit the “fishing is my drug” page or post or whatever.
And there Mollie was. She’s a pretty good angler. Lots of pics of her with fish on Instagram.

I prefer Vicky stark more

Cami Mantilla is much better for a fishing girl.

Are those bluegill or shellcracker?

Copper Nipples

Schit....

Chicklet teef.....

She's terrible.

All y’all talking crap and everyone of you would be balls deep in her if given the chance. I know I would if not happily married of course

I know right? For a bunch of guys that can't pass on a spike if it walks into a greenfield y'all sure talk some mad chit about passing up women

We’d be eating breakfast, fixing to hunt, my cousin would look up and say “I ain’t pardoning shucks today.” He didn’t/doesn’t cull much in wimmens dept either.

I’ve been thinking the exact same thing every time I read this thread

Ive seen my brother tote plenty of deer out on his shoulder, he didnt cull much either. Dont think hes ever killed a good buck though. Sometimes you gotta cull a few to get to a good one. We are talking about deer, right?

We just said our comaints about her appearance. We NEVER said we wouldnt tear it up lol.

Never said that I wouldn't have hit it. I hate to admit it but in my younger days I did worse. Only way I would turn it down was face down when I was young and wild. Thank God I found a good woman.

Like a moped.....they'd ride that damn thing till it ran out of fuel and not tell a damn soul.

I’d hit it.

My next ex wife!

Maybe this is some better?...

^^^ Much Better

You almost don't even notice her tattoos, huh?

Are those black drum or sheep head?

I didn't make it that high

I wouldn’t kick her out of da boat fer catching dem baby black drums.

I don't care for sheepshead but I'd target them every day if that is what she wanted to catch. Damn. Just damn.