Got Catcalled On The Lake Today

I was coming under the bridge at dusky dark and someone whistled at me and told me I looked real sexy in my little shorts.
I can’t half see in the daytime and dang sure can’t see at dark. I just knew it was a guy and wasn’t sure who was messing with me.
It was ol FurFlying sitting there catching crappie and stripe.
He had some real cool night fishing lights on his boat.
I do believe the fishing bug has bit him.

It's almost impossible to hear under that bridge. I have no idea what you said to me. If you had stuck around a few minutes longer you'd have seen me catch a big ol crappie. They bit for a few minutes right as the sun set and that was it.

No stripe tonight either.

Today was definitely an off day for them, only managed 8 keepers.

Bunch of gayfers in here.

Uh oh. Gayfers. I need to scram then

Please.
Fur is the least gay guy in Marshall County.
He fights bees. For fun.

I laughed

True statement