Turkey lease

I’ve found a really good piece of land in Carrollton, AL. Loaded with turkeys. 1,000 acres. Looking for a discreet member or two. $500 for the coordinates. Discretion and a good pair of tennis shoes is a must!

Haven't needed tennis shoes to turkey hunt in a whole lot of years but if people keep paying so much for turkey rites I may have to buy stock in Air Jordan's.

LMAO

1st 10 days will be prime in this spot!

Take PayPal?

Cash or bitcoin only

Is there gonna be a midget running around chasing you while you kill turkeys?

Not this year

A midget.......damn hopefully not dressed like a clown.. Ugh.

Trust me Matt would flip his shucks if a clown midget chased him turkey hunting.

Hmmm clown midgets.....they make a spray for those dont they.....

I'd turn it a flip with some tss you damn right.

Right there with you on that!

If you want the deluxe discrete membership, which includes midgets chasing you, it's $750.

This would revoke your spot on the discreet lease. This is absolutely not allowed! If you sign up for the deluxe discreet membership, you will have to sign a waiver and agree to all rules. Midgets have limitations on what you can do and shooting them is not in the union agreement.

How many do you need and are you full.? I don’t ever check this site enough to find places like this. I need another place to hunt. I have two but need one more.

Lol I hope you didn’t take this thread seriously.

I’ll do better than that. I’ll show ya where the turkeys are for $250 and keep the midget clown from catching ya 😂