Who has....

Killed a deer from 40' up a pine tree, in a homemade climber, wearing hand-made cold weather gear made from grandma's old flour sacks, shooting a ball and cap musket, using a scope made from a paper towel roll tube, along with a back room mixed, special secret ingredient, big buck attractant that just reeled the ol' big boy right up to your tree, all while you were smokin' your own special rolled left handed smoke?



Boy, we've had a bunch of these entertaining threads here lately.

Season can't get here soon enough...

You forgot about the scope lens covers made from your foreskin and something about a Bar mitzvah

"Back when a ho was a ho, coke was a coke".....

Some of the old timers crack me up.

......and a joint was a bad place to beeeeeeee

This is Aldeer. It shouldn't be who has, it should be how many times have you? Personally, I quit counting the times myself.

i have shot them from a tree 20" up setting on a limb with a shot gun and buck shot.

Well, I probably quit counting before you did Jawbone.

I've been up in a pine tree higher than that on a home made climber, using a home-made buck lure & smoking one of those cigarettes with the green & orange tobacco. Does that count? Not to mention with no safety belt/harness either. It's a wonder I made it this far. It's a wonder a lot of old timers are alive to talk about some of the crazy things we did back in the day.

well, I never learnt to count....

frak being that far up a tree. The window of my truck is just fine.

I once wounded a deer with my last arrow. Jumped from the tree, and chased him a good half mile before I could get my finger up his ass and kink it to stop him.

Just how many times last year? Or do you want a lifetime total? I gotta count them up.

I once knew a girl that uglied a deer to death....or she would have anyway if I'd a just taken the bag off her head long enough

I would never admit to dating a girl that ugly.

Lol why you cover her head while you was screwing the deer

I did it when hurricane Opal was blowing thru. Piece of cake!

You couldn't drag me 40ft up a pine tree

You've done that too. All these years I thought I was the only one