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Who has.... #2189499
08/10/17 03:03 AM
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Cuz-Pat Offline OP
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Killed a deer from 40' up a pine tree, in a homemade climber, wearing hand-made cold weather gear made from grandma's old flour sacks, shooting a ball and cap musket, using a scope made from a paper towel roll tube, along with a back room mixed, special secret ingredient, big buck attractant that just reeled the ol' big boy right up to your tree, all while you were smokin' your own special rolled left handed smoke?

grin

Boy, we've had a bunch of these entertaining threads here lately.

Season can't get here soon enough... thumbup


Cuz-Pat

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Re: Who has.... [Re: Cuz-Pat] #2189510
08/10/17 03:13 AM
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You forgot about the scope lens covers made from your foreskin and something about a Bar mitzvah

Re: Who has.... [Re: Cuz-Pat] #2189533
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"Back when a ho was a ho, coke was a coke".....

Some of the old timers crack me up.

Re: Who has.... [Re: Remington270] #2189581
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Originally Posted By: Remington270
"Back when a ho was a ho, coke was a coke".....



......and a joint was a bad place to beeeeeeee


We dont rent pigs
Re: Who has.... [Re: Cuz-Pat] #2189737
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This is Aldeer. It shouldn't be who has, it should be how many times have you? Personally, I quit counting the times myself.


Lord, please help us get our nation straightened out.
Re: Who has.... [Re: Cuz-Pat] #2189983
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i have shot them from a tree 20" up setting on a limb with a shot gun and buck shot.

Last edited by Frankie; 08/10/17 11:52 AM.
Re: Who has.... [Re: jawbone] #2190001
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Originally Posted By: jawbone
This is Aldeer. It shouldn't be who has, it should be how many times have you? Personally, I quit counting the times myself.


Well, I probably quit counting before you did Jawbone.


Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas: sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.
Re: Who has.... [Re: Cuz-Pat] #2190008
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I've been up in a pine tree higher than that on a home made climber, using a home-made buck lure & smoking one of those cigarettes with the green & orange tobacco. Does that count? Not to mention with no safety belt/harness either. It's a wonder I made it this far. It's a wonder a lot of old timers are alive to talk about some of the crazy things we did back in the day.


I came, I saw, so I killed them all......Vern
Re: Who has.... [Re: bobwallace] #2190015
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Originally Posted By: bobwallace
Originally Posted By: jawbone
This is Aldeer. It shouldn't be who has, it should be how many times have you? Personally, I quit counting the times myself.


Well, I probably quit counting before you did Jawbone.


well, I never learnt to count.... grin


I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....

proud Cracker-Americaan

muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
Re: Who has.... [Re: Cuz-Pat] #2190031
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frak being that far up a tree. The window of my truck is just fine.


Quietly killing turkeys where youre not!!!
My tank full of give a fraks been runnin on empty
I'm the paterfamilias
Re: Who has.... [Re: Cuz-Pat] #2190035
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In a Van, down by the River
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I once wounded a deer with my last arrow. Jumped from the tree, and chased him a good half mile before I could get my finger up his ass and kink it to stop him.


Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.

My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
Re: Who has.... [Re: quailman] #2190047
08/10/17 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted By: quailman
I once wounded a deer with my last arrow. Jumped from the tree, and chased him a good half mile before I could get my finger up his ass and kink it to stop him.



beers

Re: Who has.... [Re: Cuz-Pat] #2190250
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Originally Posted By: Cuz-Pat
Killed a deer from 40' up a pine tree, in a homemade climber, wearing hand-made cold weather gear made from grandma's old flour sacks, shooting a ball and cap musket, using a scope made from a paper towel roll tube, along with a back room mixed, special secret ingredient, big buck attractant that just reeled the ol' big boy right up to your tree, all while you were smokin' your own special rolled left handed smoke?

grin



Just how many times last year? Or do you want a lifetime total? I gotta count them up.

Re: Who has.... [Re: Cuz-Pat] #2190333
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I once knew a girl that uglied a deer to death....or she would have anyway if I'd a just taken the bag off her head long enough


We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870

Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
Re: Who has.... [Re: BCLC] #2190337
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Originally Posted By: BCLC
I once knew a girl that uglied a deer to death....or she would have anyway if I'd a just taken the bag off her head long enough


I would never admit to dating a girl that ugly. grin


There are two rules for success: 1. Never tell everything you know.
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Originally Posted By: BCLC
I once knew a girl that uglied a deer to death....or she would have anyway if I'd a just taken the bag off her head long enough

Lol why you cover her head while you was screwing the deer


Parked in a holler, beneath the mountain moon light.
Re: Who has.... [Re: Cuz-Pat] #2190385
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Originally Posted By: Cuz-Pat
Killed a deer from 40' up a pine tree, in a homemade climber, wearing hand-made cold weather gear made from grandma's old flour sacks, shooting a ball and cap musket, using a scope made from a paper towel roll tube, along with a back room mixed, special secret ingredient, big buck attractant that just reeled the ol' big boy right up to your tree, all while you were smokin' your own special rolled left handed smoke?

grin

Boy, we've had a bunch of these entertaining threads here lately.

Season can't get here soon enough... thumbup


I did it when hurricane Opal was blowing thru. Piece of cake!


GO NOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Who has.... [Re: Cuz-Pat] #2195660
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You couldn't drag me 40ft up a pine tree


"You cant manage a deer herd with acorns."

-Dr. Craig Harper

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Originally Posted By: Cuz-Pat
Killed a deer from 40' up a pine tree, in a homemade climber, wearing hand-made cold weather gear made from grandma's old flour sacks, shooting a ball and cap musket, using a scope made from a paper towel roll tube, along with a back room mixed, special secret ingredient, big buck attractant that just reeled the ol' big boy right up to your tree, all while you were smokin' your own special rolled left handed smoke?

grin

Boy, we've had a bunch of these entertaining threads here lately.

Season can't get here soon enough... thumbup

You've done that too. All these years I thought I was the only one grin


Two roads diverged in the woods and I took the one with deep ruts,hills and mud.It may be bumpy but WHAT A RIDE!

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