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This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!

Posted By: bigt

This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 03/30/13 04:48 PM

Posted By: Tru-Talker

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 03/30/13 04:56 PM

Get some boots!!!. Ha.... that would be a good reason to scare a few away....
Posted By: BartMan79

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 03/31/13 01:23 AM

Big ol joker there
Posted By: Stob

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 03/30/13 08:11 PM

Good Gosh!!!
Posted By: tfd1224

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 03/30/13 08:38 PM

What does that one score?
Posted By: burbank

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 03/30/13 08:59 PM

dang....
Posted By: jsh1904

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 03/30/13 09:33 PM

I showed that to Julie and now she doesnt want to go hunting in the morning
Posted By: gator_fan

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 03/31/13 05:10 AM

Would'a been a good'n next year!
Posted By: Stob

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 03/31/13 05:28 AM

Giant death sausage.
Posted By: bigt

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 03/31/13 08:08 AM

Originally Posted By: jsh1904
I showed that to Julie and now she doesnt want to go hunting in the morning

I took my daughter when she was about twelve one morning to see what all this turkey hunting was about........ me and one other member killed five rattlesnakes and a cotton mouth moccasion! She never want to turkey hunt again....
Posted By: ElkHunter

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 03/31/13 02:08 PM

Dang good eating there!
Posted By: FurFlyin

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 03/31/13 03:50 PM

Is that a Diamondback? Not much black on the tail.
Posted By: CAM

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 03/31/13 04:05 PM

That's a Hoss thumbup
Posted By: gunslinger251

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 03/31/13 04:18 PM

thumbup
Posted By: shootnmiss

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 03/31/13 04:48 PM

Nice diamond back! I'd like to have one that size to eat.
Posted By: bwhunter

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 03/31/13 06:16 PM

http://media.alabama.gov/pr/pr.aspx?id=7654

Follow this link and fill out the survey. US Fish and Wildlife is trying to protect the Eastern Diamondback and it trying to get a population estimate.
Posted By: MS_Hunter

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 03/31/13 07:19 PM

I hate snakes!!!!!
Posted By: Bucktrot

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 03/31/13 11:22 PM

Wow!! Monster. I don't have much experience with Diamonds but aren't they much more belligerent than a Timber? Well, you couldn't classify a Timber as belligerent as they are a docile snake but I hear Diamonds are less patient.
Posted By: wew3006

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/01/13 11:13 AM

Where did that one come from?
Posted By: corvettedad123

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/01/13 05:42 PM

WOW...!!!
Posted By: bigt

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/01/13 07:48 PM

Originally Posted By: wew3006
Where did that one come from?


My club in Mobile county. He was sunning on a sandy road.
Posted By: Clem

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/01/13 07:49 PM

Boots might just make that one giggle. Good grief.
Posted By: permafever

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/02/13 10:06 AM

Wow.
Posted By: metalmuncher

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/02/13 09:34 PM

Thats a DEMONback rattleSATAN.
Posted By: kendall

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/05/13 11:39 PM

That one would break your leg if he hit you hard as he could. Boots probably wouldn't matter.
Posted By: gobblebox

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/07/13 02:36 PM

I'd crawl over one like that to get to a turkey
Posted By: lckrn

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/07/13 05:10 PM

high fence
Posted By: Turkey_neck

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/07/13 06:43 PM

Definitely a trophy a lot of folks can eat on him.
Posted By: MS_Hunter

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/07/13 07:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Turkey_neck
a lot of folks can eat on him.


sick
Posted By: YEKRUT

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/07/13 08:53 PM

Dang
Posted By: March15

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/12/13 12:26 PM

Originally Posted By: gobblebox
I'd crawl over one like that to get to a turkey


thumbup That's what I'm talking about!!
Posted By: HoofNSpur

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/12/13 01:32 PM

He's not mature. Needed a couple more years.
Posted By: Bustinbeards

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/12/13 05:32 PM

Killed at night over corn on Jim walter land while riding the roads drinking beer....
Posted By: BhamFred

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/12/13 06:12 PM

I've posted this pic before, but not the whole story..



this Timber Rattlesnake bit me while turkey hunting in 82 er so while I was trying to get in front of a running and gobbling bird. In open hardwoods. I threw up couple of times right after the hit. Got off with a light, mostly dry, bite. Had minimal swelling and redness.

Two days later I entered the "Valley of the Snake" after the same bird. I got nauseated upon entering the flat where I got bit. I left the bird.

Couple of days later I was working him and a black snake crawled across my leg. I miss judged the range and at the shot the bird jumped, went back to strutting. It wasn't that far a misjudge either before you smart arses chime in....

A few days later I called him off the roost to 25 steps, centered the bead on his head and fired. I have no idea where the bird went, no dead bird, no run off, mo fly off. Damn ground opened up and Satan took him down. I guess. I quit hunting that spot.

A year later I mounted the snake, coiled up, ready to strike. Finished late at night so I put the mounted snake on the TV to dry and went to bed. Several hours later I dreamed "The Snake" crawled down off the TV, came to my bedroom and crawled up on my chest as I slept. In the dream I opened my eyes and the snake bit me in the face.

It scared me so bad I woke up. In a sweat. Lights out. Can't see where the damn snake went. Ain't putting my foot down either. Finally jump to the wall switch and cut the lights on. Snake is still on the TV......

I carry him out to the truck, put him on the front seat and LOCK THE DAMN DOORS. Back to be.

Sons of Satan, that snake and that gobbler.

True story...
Posted By: JUGHEAD

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/12/13 08:32 PM

Originally Posted By: gobblebox
I'd crawl over one like that to get to a turkey
X2!
Posted By: BhamFred

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/12/13 09:03 PM

bullshitt...internet bravado.......
Posted By: leroycnbucks

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/12/13 10:52 PM

Originally Posted By: possum51
Originally Posted By: gobblebox
I'd crawl over one like that to get to a turkey


thumbup That's what I'm talking about!!


What?
Hellllll No!
I would definitely take a detour.
Posted By: Jpipererp

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/17/13 10:14 PM

I would be levitating off the damn ground from the multiple shotgun blasts in that no shoulders direction.
Posted By: abolt300

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/18/13 01:24 PM

Great story Troy. I would've quit hunting "the valley of the snake" too.
Posted By: Ben2

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/18/13 04:45 PM

I would have burned the valley of the snake and dropped millions of mouse traps and glue traps from helicoptor so all snakes were stuck beyond the ability to move and then would have had some fun killing each one of them.
Posted By: 3toe

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/18/13 04:56 PM

Great story Troy.

What would have been funny, is if his wife moved the snake after he went to bed. Troy wakes up after his dream, snake is not on the TV.

I bet Troy burns the house down. LOL! smile
Posted By: inojon

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/18/13 06:07 PM

My 14 year old son killed one yesterday that was just under 6 feet.
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/18/13 06:39 PM

troy...did the snake die from just BITING YOU??? Youre a tough son of a gun...bit by that thing and just threw up a few times...dang!
Posted By: BhamFred

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/19/13 07:31 AM

I was single back then, no wife or live-in......and IF the snake hadn't been on the TV no telling what I would of done because that damn dream was REAL....


outdoor, I was a couple miles from the truck and that thing was HUGE, my two hands lacked an inch of going around her middle. Hell yes I threw up...and turned white. I figured I was in deep chitt for sure. Got lucky.....
Posted By: Anonymous

Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!! - 04/24/13 10:46 AM

Im glad you did get lucky. Im always scared of getting bit back in the middle of no where and having a hard time getting out. Glad it worked out for you Troy! Thats one BIG snake!
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