PSE 2011

I have a 2011 PSE BM XS for sale 575 dozen Beman arrows a Limbsaver stabilizer the stabilizer costed right at $100

?

Come again.

I think what we have here is a 2011 PSE Bow Madness XS? Comes with a dozen Beman arrows and a Limbsaver stabilizer that was (costed ) $100. The price for the bow is $575.

Punctuation is a wonderful thing, huh?

I didnt realize yall were illiterate.

i'll take the 6900 arrows

Yall need to back off the guy!!! What happened to only posting if you are interested in the product. If he wants to sell 575 dozen arrows, let him.

I just spit water all over my customers keyboard it costed 40 can you pay for it send check to 5997 thanks

I have a 2011 PSE BM XS for sale $575,Comes with a dozen Beman arrows, a Limbsaver stabilizer the stabilizer costed right at $100.
Fully loaded

Hopes this helps with all the idots that couldn't understand it the first time

A 2011 PSE Bow Madness XS for sale $575. It includes 1 dozen of Beman arrows, limbsaver stabalizer that cost right at $100. If anyone is interested send a PM to the seller!

And it gets even worser

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

Damn, I hate IDOTS

idot
1-

A person that comes onto a message board or enters a chat room with the sole intention of insulting its members. This person then goes on to demonstrate their stupidity by spelling idiot as idot and moron as moran.

Example- I can't believe the guy that was in here the other day, he was an idot AND a moran.

2-

Illinois Department Of Transportation

Very good start!

Welcome to aldeer!!!

ya'll take easy on the young buck, it is his 5th post counting the 3 on this topic. it's MTeague's son i think. If not then let me know.

Try bro...Look none of us are in english class so why the hell does it really matter..If you aren't interested in this bow then just keep your comments to yourself!!

Try "Math" class. 575 dozen iz a lotsa arras..................

Just kiddin' wid ya son.

Looks like someone needs to read the #1 thing to have as a member of ALDeer in the ALDeer Welcome for New Members post!

Teague..I'm sure your brothers already warned you of the dumbass's on this forum.You see for yourself who they are.They are the ones that are always so critical about anything that's not to their standard.I understood what you were selling and hope you get what your asking.Welcome to the forum and good luck selling your bow.

You want to know why proper grammar, punctuation and spelling matter?

Because if no one can understand the damn post other than the bloomin' idot who wrote it then he won't sell the Eleventyzillion dozen arrows and PSE arrow-slinger he's trying to get rid of.

Oh, and welcome to the site. Hope you sell your bow and arrows.

No body has a sense of humor anymore. It was funny .....the original poster calling us idots and morans made it funnier ....the responses made it hilarious.

There used to be a DTeague on here, I think? I remember him blowing up someones thread in the classifieds over a leupold scope that he said was over priced and he could buy on ebay all day long for half what he was asking. Same fella???

I think it is the same one.

I would just like to know what moron would think someone is trying to sell 575 dozen arrows Maybe folks should use a little common sense and try to put 2 & 2 together! If you can't understand what is being said in the post, skip over it....it probably wasn't meant for you to understand it in the first place!

Where does it say "morans" at in this thread?


One more thing Bill......"No body" is one word, not two Nobody...but good try!

+1

He's not new to Aldeer.....he just has a new handle!

Same person...just a new handle! Some of the people who are commenting on this thread are some of the same ones who bashed him for blowing up the scope thread!

Carry on.......

I pretty much used common sense and put 2 & 2 together and came up with 4, all in my first try. I had hell gettin to 4 with that 575 dozen (6900) thrown in though! Kinda complicated the equation!

Where does it say "morans" at in this thread?


One more thing Bill......"No body" is one word, not two Nobody...but good try![/
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Well, I typed" no body " so I guess I'm an IDOT.

Thw bigger deal you are making about it the more it looks like your letting your vagina get in the way of something that should have been laughed at and then moved on. Instead, your adding to the entertainment value.

Your right i may be letting "your vagina" get in the way.....speaking of that, i got to go, your wifes calling

Well I think we both really know I didnt mean 575 dozen arrows Maybe I should have said 12 arrows instead of using the word dozen! I mean we all know none of yall could afford 6,900 arrows.

I'm not married anymore but your welcome to my left overs. Two days with her and you'd blow your brains out..... need her number?

Let me say this: Yes I'm the guy that did say something about buying a Leupold scope on ebay! Now please tell me what that has to do with anything involving this thread? Matter of fact I was stating I could buy the same scope a $100 cheaper then what the guy was selling his for on here didn't realize it would cause such a ruckus, but then again I see a lot of you guys don't have much of a life if your gonna argue and criticize over a thread that I wrote, So with that being said I'll for sure take a little more time next time and do a ruff draft & proofread it before I post something on here for you guys & girls to read....Thanks for all your comments they are really appreciated. Now I will stop in tomorrow at Hartselle High School and throw yalls name in the hat for the next english teaching job that comes available. By the way I have a 2011 PSE Bow madness XS fully loaded I will throw in 12 arrows, a limbsaver stabilizer that costed $94.99. I'm asking $575 if you have anymore questions concerning this bow please feel free to pm me..Thanks

We know how much the arrows costed but how much did the bow costed?

No need for a "ruff" draft unless you decide to sell your dog ....I know I should stop but you know how us IDOTS are.

They cain't sprell in Hartselle so ain't no need for Englush teechers there.

What color is the bow?

Im pretty sure its gonna be pink!!!!!!!

Vagina Pink?

If a vagina fell in the forrest, would it make a noise?

A forest of trees or a forrest of gump?

Mossy Oak Break - Up Infinity

A forrest of hard wood.

http://item.mobileweb.ebay.com/viewitem?...nid=25445296515

Okay and your point is???

That is just like the bow he has but that one don't have the arrows and the rest he has in not a whisker biscuit! Thanks for posting that. Now everyone will have an idea of the one he is trying to sell!

Easy there, trigger. He is just trying to helped u selled ur bow. Us morans like picthures.

If you are a Moran does that mean you get to have a bunch of different wifes?

has no one caught on to the sarcasm? I now have corona on the macbook. Thanks guys. Really. Thanks. DTeague send me some pics via email if you can do that. <<<<<<< Sarcasm so don't get pissed.

Careful, those macs costed a lot of money

This chit is classic,one of the best threads ever.

Fixed it for you

My splean hurtses from laughing so hard. Thank you all! Nobody get riled up, it is all in good moranic sophomoric fun.

Careful or you may have to have a spleanektomie at the hospital.

Or you could get one of the eleventyzillion arrows for sale in this thread and slice out your splean yourself with the broadhead.

I'm glad to see sum of us still has asince of humus.

This thread has reacheded epic proportions...
LMGTFY 575 dozen arrows

9720000 results (that's about 810000) and ALDEER lays claim to the top spot!!!

Thanks man,I gess I woodant thinkin win I typeded that.

It's arras, not arrows. DUH! You must be a idot!









yew gys aint rite. i nead a nu keybord now. haw much dus won costed now days anyhaw?

Wasn't Steve Young a moran??

Only on Aldeer can a thread hijack be this funny!

Threads like this have costed us members in the past.

Hey, it's bringing a lot of page views for his items. There is a limited market for 6000 umpteen arras so they need all the exposure they can get. I'd post em over on the poarch creek indian forum. Bet he could selled them there.

Bill = Marketing Genius

He could probably get more for them though if he'd just trade them for casino chips. You can play a LOT of blackjack with 575 dozen chips!

To improve the potential sale possibilities, a photo of the owner and good friend smiling and lying beside each other holding the bow (so as to not obscure the cams and details) would be an outstanding addition.

I assume you were referencing BartMan's post above yours featuring a bow like yours for sale on E-BAY for $100 LESS than yours...........


I ASSUME his point is the same as yours was in the aforementioned Leupold scope thread.

POINTLESS would be a fair description. Behaving like a jerk would also be applicable maybe.


Everybody was just yanking your chain about the teenage text style spelling and punctuation in the original post. You asked for the rest of it.

Dang good thing he didn't ax no question bout buildin a deck!!!!

Id wood rathered be a MORAN than a IDOT ! LOL

This right here just made my day. I don't know how I havent been reading this until now

Seen a stabilizer on ebay costed $84.99

Gotsta contribute to this golden nugget, TTT

I helped my uncle jack off a donkey.

I helped my Uncle Jack, off a donkey.

Punctuation and grammar matter, just ask Uncle Jack...

LMAO!!

good lord. this has taken 10,000,000 turns to hell. Is anyone going to buy this poor illiterate person's bow?

Bestest Thread of the Year

Yep!

Damn, give the guy a break. And, quit talking about vaginas. I don't appreciate It. Remember, there are women on here too.

ill bid 200

This has potential.

Vaginas aren't dirty....I mean they aren't vulgar...unless we are talking about Britney Spears...that was one ugly growler.

I agree....don't know how I missed all this

Thisisawesomebeenalongdaybut10minutesofreadingthisanditsallbetter

Thanks!!

Well then, let's talk about hunting stuff instead of women's parts! Thanks!

How about posting a picture of yourself? It is required of all new members and I don't know how you got posting privileges without posting one first. Post up a good picture and then we can talk hunting after you have met the posting requirements.

stop perving

Hey we all did it. Gender equality and all that stuff

I know you want to see me so bad, I'm sorry You need to worry about your mouth instead of my picture!

Bill,that's my wife and believe me,she can back it up.She has been modeling since she was 3. Don't see any pictures of you on here? Try being a little more respectful. This is a family forum. She has probably killed more deer than you have. Carry on fellas,of my soap box!

Bestest just got bester with a beatdown discussion about Bill's vagina.

Classic.

Directly from the new member welcome.

"First off there are 2 things that you MUST have to be a Member of this site.
#1 is Thick Skin.. People here dont sugar coat anything, and WILL tell you what they think. If your easily offended this aint the place for you, Please exit now."

If every thead that someone didn't appreciate was stopped this place would be dead. Bills choice of words may be a little of color, but if you want an example of how things go around here for the easily offended just look up the teauge boys post. You see they showed that they cant take a little ribbing and got exploited for it. Chances are if they would just laugh it of and quit running thier trap it would have been forgotten. Welcome to Aldeer.

Jmartin, I wasn't disrespectful. I didn't ask for NAKED pictures, just the regular ol swimsuit portion of the competition kind. Everyone had to post one back in the old days, even Clem who owns this place. { He didn't buy it but he thought about buying it so it became so. He is wicked powerful}

Also, she should have had a nickname like Jmartinsanvil so we would know she was your woman. We have rules about this stuff and you guys aren't following them. Moderating is hard.

We found this forum after looking for good information. Thats why we joined. I have been on some other forums for years,some bodybuilding,some hunting. Now my wife on the other hand,has not. First timer. She thought you were being disrespectful so she told you. Thats just how she is lol. Just like her dad!

I made her nickname for her,it wouldn't accept the other 5 I came up with. Didn't know I was breaking any rules,so that is my fault.

First of all, I'm not offended I am use to a bunch of boys acting like little kids who have no respect. If you want to act like that, then go ahead. Your only making yourself look like a disrespectful idiot who has lost all values of being a man.
For Mr. Smiley face, probably the only reason you want to see me so bad is you don't have anything for yourself. So, you have to try to con women. Well, sorry buddy, it didn't work. I'm sure the rules on here say it's ok to talk about vaginas, huh? Just get over my picture cause your not seeing it. Nobody else is complaining about my picture but you. So, get over yourself cause your not funny.

Welcome aboard JMARTIN1 & bmartin1

Welcome, Martins!

This has a chance to be the best thread of the year next year if bill doesn't stop being a pompous, male chauvinist pig.

Nobody likes him anyway. Welcome to the both of you

Not posting the picture may be doing ALL of aldeer a favor......... just saying..

Bmartin, you run up in here on your first post commenting on a 6 month old thread and are offended by the word vagina? Your gonna have a rough go of it around here unless you slow your roll. I was just kidding about the picture...you know the old saying about once you've seen one you have seen them all...unless you have a copyrighted picture of you and j laying on a dead doe.... That could be entertaining.....are you kin to kenmack.....or Dteauge..... Do you have any arras for sell.... Dammit! My ADD is kicking in again. Anyway, the moral of this story is Read the welcome for new members...and if you have any questions then you don't even have to post them because Clem already knows what they are and he will answer them for you. Moderating is REALLY hard.

Hey, JMartin and BMartin ... do either or both of y'all need 575 dozen arras?

I know where some are, or were, for sale. Damn good prices, too!

Hey Bill, you tell me where it says I have to put a picture up. You need to follow your own words before you go preaching to someone else!

Well Bill, it sounds like you need to get back on your meds again. Grow up!

Btw, I did come in here and comment on a 6 month old thread. Your still coming in here, so what does that say about you? So immature!

Aaaannnddd ... we're off!

(But, this is the bestus thread of 2012 so you picked a good one.)

LoL. Jmartin, my condolences, brother.

Note to self: if you ever lose enough brain cells to think about remarrying just revisit this thread.

Hahaha! Omg! You are so funny! You have no idea what I am like as a wife. All you know is how I am to stupid people like you.

Note to self: There still are stupid people out there. If I ever forget, just ask Bill.
~ I see stupid people ~

I showed her this thread last night because it was so dang funny.. What makes it even funnier is that she is pulling your leg and she is laughing her butt off lol. She just wanted to get your panties in a roll! I guess it worked haha

Yep, yall got me. I was convinced by her flurry of post she was a real ball buster. You rascals you!

haha I don't think anything offends her. I'm looking for a pic with us on a dead doe for ya tho.

What can I say, I'm a little snow flake!

I will bring the flurries all over you!

What are you talking about? Everybody likes me. They just don't want anyone else to know it.

I see were still dragging this post up! I see you wanna talk smack about the Teague boys. Well Sir lets just see what kind of deer you have put down in your time and lets compare...Just how much do you really know! You know what sometimes I get in such a big hurry I don't proof read anything. Maybe I should start just to please you!

Since you brought up your mad skills and how much we know do you happen to know how much a tresspassing violation costed? Say in the last two or three years in north Alabama? Say Cullman or Morgan County maybe? It was brought up in another thread and someone said you could tell us.

I wouldn't have a clue according I have never been in trouble for TRESPASSING!

Dteague, this has been nominated as the thread of the year. Its an honor...kind of like being caller of the year on finebaum. Comes with a trophy and everything. You can put it right next to the one you've got for being a buck slayer.

That just shows you what a considerate guy he is.

yeah I seen your post!! Don't feel bad I got you a trophy also for being the biggest jackass of the yr also..Didn't wanna make you feel left out. So I guess I'll hang it up beside the big giant I have on the wall!!!

Post a pic of the giant, I love seeing them.

Cmon man, I'm not a jackass. That hurts my feelings. Does killing big bucks destroy your sense of humor, too?

Did you really kill a big buck? I'm impressed! I don't have any myself but I've seen some in magazines.

I also would like a trophy also according I'm a jackass also

Wow, that's nice. Do you have anymore or is that it?

I need to go ahead and get a trophy too.

Fine buck!

You blasted the crap outta that one. It didn't have a body!

Nice buck!!

Thank You!

You got anymore Dteague? That's a fine one but I thought, the way your were talking, you were like a pro and had a wall full.

Good deer

I dont have all my pics on this Computer

He'd have been a good one next year! Too bad you killed his future potential.

Where did you kill that?

You got me beat brotha. Nice deer any way you look at it.

Pickens County..He might have been a good one the next season..I'll never know..He was a Mature buck

I missed a giant 160's class 10 yrs ago on this same property..and then couldnt find one that would have been 130's class..This property has some big bucks off of it..I'll post a pic we had of one on a cam 2 yrs ago

Thats the hold the deer as far as you can forward trick to make it look bigger.......

Your right the further you hold him away from the bigger he looks..your right he is just a small one that scored 148" ..I shouldn't have even shot him..I dont know what I was thinking..BTW Tru-Talker..Whats the biggest you have on the wall

Wow, I've never seen deer that big! Are you sure those are from Alabama?

Should have let someone else hold the q-beam.

Don't care much about this pissing contest.... but if you must see one........ Here is one and its not my best. 158 2/8. 12 point
[img]http://m1137.photobucket.com/albumview/albums/alamuchee/photobucket-24811-1356835183532.jpg.html[/img]

Good deer trutalker

I'd be willing to bet it wasn't because you ran out of arras!

Hey I would have shot that in a minute. Lol. Very nice

BAZINGA!

I am just a county over. Send them my way.

Here is one more for ya Teague..... This is my second biggest and I'm done with the mine is bigger contest..........
[img]http://m1137.photobucket.com/albumview/albums/alamuchee/photobucket-31187-1356837622018.jpg.html[/img]

Oh, that one was a side splitter there. Bill, go take your meds and find another credit card to process.

Which County are you in

That's a damn beast in that trail cam pic..I bet he would go 250+ lbs.

Tuscaloosa

I always wondered where the 575 dozen arras came from and now I know. Glad Yekrut posted the link in another thread. I think this thread should be a part of the reading material for new Aldeer members.

It costed me a lot of time reading this thread over again.

This thread is awesome. And further proof of the theory: you can't fix stupid!

The way it started, I thought this Dteague74 guy was Boone.

Is this bow still for sell?

was i told him 2 git me them arras1st. i bowfishem

you need to bring that bow to the Cullman county shoot this weekend

Dayum, I forgoted how funny this thread was

Had forgotten about this one. I'm going to make it a point to read this thread more often.

Did that poor ole boy ever sale them arras?

It will make you feel sorry for those less fortunate.

At least he's got plenty of arras!

Can't imagine that he sold all 575 dozen arras yet. That would costed the buyer a small fortune.

Why Not.
TTT

Just read thru this again. Best all time thread. Hey I was wondering.......wth is up with your hat??? Is it for sale also? Lol!

No you didn't!!

LOL


God Bless,
David B.

After reading this, I feel like I lost a few more of the already very limited brain cells I had.... and I loved every second of it.

Fixed it for you.
You're welcome.

I was trying to hold my laughter in so as not to wake anyone. Well I ended up farting louder than I would have laughed! Solid Gold stuff on the first page.

Never knew where the 575 dozen arras came from. This is gold. How in the heck did I miss this!

That's a true gold ribbon winning thread right there.

Still available?? Pm sent.

This is the best thread I have ever seen on any site.

This thing is like Michael Myers.

I love how he thought he fixed it and still mispelled cost and called everyone idots,hahaha

he looks like that boy on the youtube that calls himself crispy kreme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk4Nu_5vSR0&feature=player_detailpage

Can't believe I just read this entire thread AGAIN! Solid gold!

Google "575 dozen arrows"

You should be banned.

More people should watch this one! LMAO!

All these and more could be yours ...

Aldeer gold right there!

Dr. B

O M G !

...

Poster child for birth control there!

Oh lord...

If she see my stats I bet you that she calls.

I think he's got a little Krispy Kreme in that right nostril.

I betchu !

Only a few hundred duzen left to stack in ... better get to shootin' now before the season arrives.

Is it still for sale?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dmI-Jhm2dg&feature=youtube_gdata_player


More fuel for the fire

That's funny. I just re-readed most of this thread, funny stuff.

Hope he sold it.

How in the world did I miss this??? Pure gold!!!

I don't know how many times I have read this entire thread but it is as funny now as it was the first time I read it.

It has costed me a lot of time reading all this again.

I wonder if DTeague ever got his bow sold along with all those arras?

I just read it again. Tears are streameded down my cheeks. After 575 dozen tishewes I may dry them upped! I feel like an idotic Moran for spending 30 dozen minutes reading it on a Friday morning.

Costed you a bit of your afternoon, didn't it?

We've got to be getting close to 575 duzzen responses!

....and 2,584 1/2 duzen views.

TTT for everyone's entertainment...

Oooohhhh, so this is where arras and idots comed from! I just readed the whole thing and it costed me 20 minutes of my life. But, it's hilarious! Thanks for showing this again.

Damn you musso.

THIS IS GREAT STUFF

I'm telling yall, Bill and that married couple goin back and forth are the best part of the thread.

As many big bucks as he's kilted, he shud of shot out of arras by now.

I'm very helpful...

You're full of helpfulness....

LMAO!......again

That's quality entertainment rite there..thanks

That dang Krispy Kreme tag on him is hilarious now that I know who Krispy Kreme is.

I believe Krispy Kreme is incognito as Deerslayer86.

575 Duzen Merry Christmases to everyone!

You dun let the skecret out now!

I wonder who put it there? Also, Krispy Kreme is now known as Froggy Fresh and you can download his album on iTunes. Don't ask me how I know this.

I can't figure out if he is a Moran or a marketing genius. Either way, I can't stop watching his videos.

This would make some great gifts for 575 dozen of your closest friends.

Since you're home locked in due to the ice storm, this is a good thread to revisit.

Clem, you need to be locked in a room with a divorced , gay, dog hunter that uses pit bulls to run deer.

If this bow doesn't sell I don't know what will. 9 pages of comments on an ad will sho nuff draw some attention.

First time I've read this.It's hilarious. It explains some of the words used in other threads.The best part (to me) is the keyboard tongue lashing to Vagina Bill from the Martins, that was funny.

Good grief I see why y'all laugh at this its to funny!

How have I not seen this? This crap is too damn funny. The part about the trophy reminded me of something I seen the other day. Wish Bill or Yekrut had this back then.

I swear I used to look just like that kid, mullet and all. I might have been a little fatter at that age.

Still do.

Holy Crap !!!! Hilarious....

YES!!!

TTT for the new guys.

Hell yes!

Plus, it is bow season.

Oh lawd!

Did the bow and stabilizer and arrows actually get sold or not? I am very confused.

Damn you Captjab.

Hilarious, i was HOWA308 back when this happened.

lol...

Oh hail yes. It is time for a resurrection of that one!

Way to start off the season !

And the heck wih the bow being sold..who the hail bought all those dang arrows????

Thank you

You're welcome.

finally, i understand ...

Coming up on the 3-year annerversary and it still never gets old.

TTT for the new guys.

Still one of the best threads ever

My daughter wants to get into bow hunting. Does anyone knowed if this has selled yet? If not, has the costed gone down? I'm interested. You guys are morans for not jumping on this one.

This is by far the best thread ever. DW's four wheel coyote killing is the only one that comes close. I gotta go fine some arras..

Well its HUMPDAY!!!! Momma says stupid is as stupid does...

Holy smokes I don't know what is funnier the 575 dozen arras or Bill getting took to the wood shed by Dmartin....Oh I almost got my self fired reading this at work this morning!!!

Best thread ever. I read it a couple times a year.

The gift that "keeps on givung"

This reminds me of most of the "DW" fan club... Lol

Bump to the top for any newbies who haven't read it before. Enjoy.

Dayum...what would Aldeer be without costed and idot.

Man alive what a classic!!!

Did anybody ever buy this? I just now came up with the money.

Is this still available? Oh wait, it’s not left-handed. Never mind.

Damn it. Every time one of you asshats resurrects this thread, I lose 20 minutes of my life reading it. Totally worth it.

Clem and Bill made that thread. I still think the tampon thread is the funniest post ever on aldeer.

Amazing this is going on seven years old ... never fails to deliver.

Reckon whatever happened to the Martins, did Bill ever get his picture? God I love this thread

Wow...that's good stuff right there

Sill available?? Got any arrras left?

Valid question

I always imagined Mrs Martin to look like this. They did say they were on bodybuilding forums too after all.

I’ve started to wonder if Mrs Martin is Timbers mom

Pm sent ... hope it’s still available!

Can u put me a new set of strings if I get it ? Just shoot me a pm and let me know how much the strings costed.

575 duzen dollas.

SEVEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY

This is a thing of beauty.

Sonofabitch.....

Almost a Quarter Million Views

And still going strong! Absolute gold right here

I'll take it.

Trades?

Dang. Just read for the first time. I know how he feels but he seems to take it pretty good and everything

LOL....that gif has me rolling

Almost bow season.....

Still Available?

And here we go again.....

Going strong for almost 8 years!